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SSN's Georgie Thompson


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An Ode To Mille Clode.

 

Oh Millie Clode

Please bring your toad

And visit my abode

On the north west ring road

 

With your bush freshly mowed

You'll chow down on my choad

In the downstairs commode (freshly painted)

(which may violate several areas of health code)

 

We'll listen to Depeche Mode

And my balls will explode

As I shoot my load.

You will look like it just snowed.

 

I think our relationship has plateaued

And my actions may forbode

In the future, we can talk via morse code

From the cellar where I have you stowed.

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An Ode To Mille Clode.

 

Oh Millie Clode

Please bring your toad

And visit my abode

On the north west ring road

 

With your bush freshly mowed

You'll chow down on my choad

In the downstairs commode (freshly painted)

(which may violate several areas of health code)

 

We'll listen to Depeche Mode

And my balls will explode

As I shoot my load.

You will look like it just snowed.

 

I think our relationship has plateaued

And my actions may forbode

In the future, we can talk via morse code

From the cellar where I have you stowed.

 

Genius.

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An Ode To Mille Clode.

 

Oh Millie Clode

Please bring your toad

And visit my abode

On the north west ring road

 

With your bush freshly mowed

You'll chow down on my choad

In the downstairs commode (freshly painted)

(which may violate several areas of health code)

 

We'll listen to Depeche Mode

And my balls will explode

As I shoot my load.

You will look like it just snowed.

 

I think our relationship has plateaued

And my actions may forbode

In the future, we can talk via morse code

From the cellar where I have you stowed.

 

Aceness. Its next Poet Laureate for you my lad.

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An Ode To Mille Clode.

 

Oh Millie Clode

Please bring your toad

And visit my abode

On the north west ring road

 

With your bush freshly mowed

You'll chow down on my choad

In the downstairs commode (freshly painted)

(which may violate several areas of health code)

 

We'll listen to Depeche Mode

And my balls will explode

As I shoot my load.

You will look like it just snowed.

 

I think our relationship has plateaued

And my actions may forbode

In the future, we can talk via morse code

From the cellar where I have you stowed.

 

I almost pissed myself laughing. Almost. Unadulterated genius. "Depeche Mode" in particular just got me giggling, and i like the way the last verse makes excellent use of the words "plateaued" & "forbode", words not used enough in conversation for my liking. Repped.

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Fuck me, never mind no makeup, she looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp! That's done it for me. Dic is welcome to her...:whoops:

 

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After this, I think anyone who still advocates Thompson as a righteous hustler over Sawyer should be hunted down and destroyed like the Jedi.

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I see Georgie has had her Tango-Tan topped up again. Except this time they forgot to do her face. She's got deep orange arms and a neck and face like she's seen a ghost. It looks like two different people.

 

make up? It's what they put on people before they go on tv apparently.

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