If you met Torres

[grazywalker]

After your boner relaxed what would you ask him .If, of course you were not trying to throw your not normally gay tongue down his throat ?

 

Me , How special is it to hear the bounce ?

[chrisbonnie]

why are we here?

 

which i think he`d reply with

 

"to worship me my child"

 

even though im older than him

 

i really do love him :inlove:

[Acid]

Can you sign this? *gets penis out*

[Guest ShoePiss]

What are you doing here, is it something to do with Nike?

[Red Phoenix]

If I met him in the street or something, I'd probably just try to be as cool as possible, because it must be wierd if a fan sees you and then is going crazy and talking loads, and I'd feel annoying. So I'd just say hey to him, then you'll never walk alone, and good luck with the next game.

 

Sucks a bit, but I wouldn't like to start waffling to him, I'd feel too annoying. Then I'd just walk around with a big grin on my face for the next 10 mins or something.

 

I could imagine one of you guys seeing him though, then just shouting "Hey you sexy bastard!"

[Dirk]

I would ask him he plans to wear a "Jesus belongs to me" t-shirt for the Champions League final.

[kopitegaz]

I would ask him he plans to wear a "Jesus belongs to me" t-shirt for the Champions League final.

 

Good one. I like it.

[Jennings]

I'd say "Hello Fernando, nice to meet you, but why are you in my dungeon from which I never emerge!?"

 

If you're gonna stay don't touch the gash mags, or unchain the gimp!!

[Stormbringer]

After your boner relaxed what would you ask him .If, of course you were not trying to throw your not normally gay tongue down his throat ?

 

Me , How special is it to hear the bounce ?

 

will you please make my girlfriend pregnant with a boychild!!!!

[kop]

How you doin'?

[Wor Horse]

I'd show him this vid i made

 

/watch?v=8FVXn9b8BMA

 

:D

[SpeedyG]

I'd show him this vid i made

 

8FVXn9b8BMA

 

:D

 

Fixed

[Wor Horse]

Can't post external links until 15 posts haha.

 

Ta lad

[philyhamann]

I met him and asked him if he liked Battlestar Galactica, and told him he should watch it cause its ace and then he walked away.

[Kevin D]

This is for your own good.

[Unrighteous]

It's hard to ask a question with Torres' cock in your mouth, mind.

[gaz181]

I'd ask him who he hates more, Real Madrid or Everton. If he said Everton then he's one of us for life. If he said Madrid I'd let him off!

[Gav]

jesusH ,have I walked into Theliverpoolgay.co.uk by accident or what .

[23_Carra_Gold]

jesusH ,have I walked into Theliverpoolgay.co.uk by accident or what .

 

Anybody who says they wouldn't have sex with Fernando Torres if the oppurtunity presented itself is a fucking faggot.

[Gav]

jesusH...this is exactly where the bitters get their ammo...what betting next season every bluenose cabby will be telling Torres gay tales

[Antynwa]

I would tell him, I love him, no matter what

 

And it makes me cry myself to sleep the way I feel about him

[Unrighteous]

I'd ask him who he hates more, Real Madrid or Everton. If he said Everton then he's one of us for life. If he said Madrid I'd suck him off!

 

fixed.

[taliesin08]

I would ask him who he stuck up for in the Spanish civil war.

[ReddOrDedd]

I'd shake his hand and say: 'Hello Fernando. Thanks for signing for our club - you're doing a great job. Please keep it up. Right, now I'll fuck off and stop invading your privacy.'

 

I would not want or try to sex, bed, or 'bum him in the face' (copyright Red Tom).

 

Miserable cunt, aren't I?

[Alan Sex]

Do you always give the reacharound or am I just special to you?