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Sara's hair doesn't do her justice either, she looks like Rutger Hauer in Bladerunner, in fact if I ever see her in a club, this would be my chat-up line.

 

I can see it now:

 

Section 31 - I bet you've seen things us people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

 

Sarah - You fucking what?

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Heard a good one about that Sara from a girl I went to college with about three years ago.

 

She'd grown up with her and they all used to drink in the same boozer. She was seeing some bloke for about ten months called Loz, who she promptly fucked off when she won Popstars.

 

Then when this girl and her mates seen her a year later, they said "Lawrence is doing well anyway." And Harding goes "Who's Lawrence?" and she goes "Loz? Lawrence, you know, the man you dated for nearly a year!"

 

"oh" she said, "I thought his name was Loz"

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OK I admit it, i'd do Nicola.

 

Anyone who says they wouldn't is either a liar or gay

 

Admittedly she would be #5 in order of merit, but she would get it all the same.

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id go for sarah & kimberley before cheryl - cheryl's mint but her accent is shit - the minute she left newcastle and got past durham she got one of those accents sting & robson green have - trying not to be proper geordie and sounding all prim & proper but having julio geordio moments! and also since when has she become some kind of vocal jedi on x factor ?

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