bad jobs

[Newport]

Working at hardware store. Pay was alright and the colleagues were nice, but not enough to weigh up all those miserable cunts (customers) complaining about everything and treating you like shit. It amazes me how people can stay in those jobs for several years of their life.

[windass]

care assistant at an old folks home. 2.92 an hour and more shit and piss than you could ever wish to see in your life.

 

must be the cold. oh and reindeer meat. :lol:

[JagSquared]

McDonalds flipping burgers is never sexy.

[Section_31]

Tell you what always freaked me out.

 

My current job I'd say is pretty demanding but I'd say I'm decent at it, yet simpler jobs I'm absolutely shit at.

 

In that HR office job for instance it'd take me ages to count forms and type in the correct numbers on spreadsheets, yet the others, even though they weren't especially bright - could do it with their eyes closed.

 

Same when I worked in Wilkinsons, you'd see women who could whack prices on stuff at a million miles an hour while still talking to you and not looking at what they were doing, yet if I ever got my hands on a pricing gun, I'd somehow end up with labels on the back of my head.

 

It once took me two hours to stack a shelf of bogrolls straight - true story.

 

And on the one occasion I worked in the shop during opening hours, I got bollocked because when a customer asked me where the brush heads were, I said 'by the brushes' and walked off.

[Karl_b]

I've never had a really shit job. My first job after I turned 16 was in a greenhouse picking cucumbers for a month, it was hot and tiring but I only worked 6-12 and it was well paid. Since then I've worked in a newsagent and supermarket part-time which just served a purpose and now my real job is ace.

[ATXRED]

Once worked a 4-12pm shift as a Front desk clerk for a hotel. Worst job ever, had to deal with a shit owner who was tighter than the Virgin Mary herself.

 

The guest were sound though, had a couple of rather fit girls visiting town for a few days, and asked me if myself and a friend wanted to show them around. So, I would come by and pick them up in the morning, and we'd run around town with a mate of mine, and drop them off in the afternoon before my shift, then pick them up again after my shift ended and do the same. The story ends with me banging one of the girls.

 

The bikers were the best though. We have a very large motorcycle rally in town every year, and one group would always book the whole hotel. I was on my own on my shift after 5, so they would bring me drinks until around 9.

 

Worst job I've had, but some great times every once in a while.

[She Knows It]

I used to sell sand at the beach

 

How did that work? Why would people pay for sand at a beach when there's shitloads of the stuff for free?

 

My worst job was putting spuds into 5lb bags and weighing them. I was 11 and I was paid 50p an hour.

[Hermes]

My uncle was a human cannon ball earning £2-an-hour when he resigned because of the low pay.

 

When the circus master found out he was resigning he said "Where will I find another man of your calibre?".

[Hermes]

My mate had 200 men under him and was only paid £1.50-an-hour. He was the gardner in Anfield cemetery.

[The Chief]

Has anyone ever had a good job.

 

Maybe Guinness's I worked there for 8 years, and I was drunk for 7 and a half of those years! the other 6 months were when I was on hols. Black shite, woooooo haaaaa.

[The Chief]

I used to sell sand at the beach

 

That there, is one of the funniest lines ever posted on TLW. Well and truly repped.

[Hermes]

One of my ancestors was Beethoven's butler. When he resigned Beethoven was most upset and said "You can't leave, you are my inspiration".

 

He replied "Your inspiration? don't make me laugh. Ha ha ha haaaaaa........ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa....."

[Carradona]

I have only ever had one job (last summer) and it was a good job in a seaside shop selling sweets, drinks, ice creams, buckets, spades etc. There is also a pool table and gaming machines. Easy job. I have it again this summer.

[Section_31]

I have only ever had one job (last summer) and it was a good job in a seaside shop selling sweets, drinks, ice creams, buckets, spades etc. There is also a pool table and gaming machines. Easy job. I have it again this summer.

 

Class, sounds almost as good as an open prison.

[windass]

I have only ever had one job (last summer) and it was a good job in a seaside shop selling sweets, drinks, ice creams, buckets, spades etc. There is also a pool table and gaming machines. Easy job. I have it again this summer.

 

did you sell george best mugs? :lol:

[Carradona]

did you sell george best mugs? :lol:

 

No.

 

discuss :dunno::laugh:

 

You are a complete bellwhiff. I can't see what Tom R sees in you.

[Hooch]

I used to work in a pet shop,

 

one day this girl comes in and buys a goldfish,

 

I said "do you want an aquarium?"

 

She said 'I don't care what star sign it is"

 

I'll get me coat

[Brod]

I used to work in a pet shop but I got sacked for being found with my hand in the trill.

[Tom R]

Hermes, you make me sick.

[Hermes]

Hermes, you make me sick.

 

Tom, I acknowledge that you are indeed sick but I bear no responsibility for the state you find yourself in.