Monarchy

[ZonkoVille77]

"6 times the queen made us laugh".

 

Suffering Christ

[sir roger]

7 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

"6 times the queen made us laugh".

 

Suffering Christ

Once every 12 years or so, fuck me she was a card wasn't she ?

[Chocoholic]

Magnificent! 

 

Monstrous racist fuckwit Dan Wooton called out for his latest hypocrisy, by former BBC man Jon Sopel, and many others. 

 

 

 

 

[Strontium]

10 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

"6 times the queen made us laugh".

 

Suffering Christ

 

6 times more than Michael McIntyre to be fair.

[tokyojoe]

3 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Magnificent! 

 

Monstrous racist fuckwit Dan Wooton called out for his latest hypocrisy, by former BBC man Jon Sopel, and many others. 

 

 

 

 

Does he have to wear his gongs?

[Captain Howdy]

Fair play to Wootton, the fella is scaling hitherto unattainable levels of cunt. I’ve always thought of Richard Littlejohn, Toby Young and Owen Jones as an impenetrable triumvirate of twat but this guy is reinventing the art. 

[Kevin D]

The BBC were very concerned with strikes over the summer; they hauled Lynch and Dempsey to account for their criminality whilst going to every train station in the UK to ask Hector if he now had to cancel his hotel room to see Coldplay in London.

 

Given their authenticity and genuinely held beliefs, I'm surprised they haven't dragged Charles and Richard Masters on tele to account for the disruption to match going supporters.

I was yet more surprised that they didn't go into the Liverpool supporter's club, find the smallest telegenic person and ask if they've now had their month ruined?

 

I am trying to figure out why the BBC were so invested in the former and not in the latter - I think it is a giant coincidence.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

[Duff Man]

BBC have confirmed that in that skit the queen did with Paddington, it wasn't a real Paddington. Just in case anyone was wondering.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Duff Man said:

BBC have confirmed that in that skit the queen did with Paddington, it wasn't a real Paddington. Just in case anyone was wondering.

They'll be telling us she didn't really parachute into Wembley during the Olympics opening ceremony next. 

[Mike D]

And that Mr Bean didn’t actually head butt her.

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Mike D said:

And that Mr Bean didn’t actually head butt her.

 

 

 

Shame!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

55 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Ooops. I didn't realise they were one and the same!

Still, great minds...

[Harry's Lad]

Or Frank Drebin was on top of her on a table.

 

[Redder Lurtz]

Tell you what, the SNP will be thankful there isn't another referendum next week. This is doing them no favours at all. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Someone has got to inject some common sense.  The way some are going on you’d think the Queen used to pop round and shit on their dining table.  

That never happened in your house?

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

That never happened in your house?

Yes, but it was a Queen rather than the Queen. 

[Harry Squatter]

[Anubis]

50 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Fair play to Wootton, the fella is scaling hitherto unattainable levels of cunt. I’ve always thought of Richard Littlejohn, Toby Young and Owen Jones as an impenetrable triumvirate of twat but this guy is reinventing the art. 

Sophie Corcoran clearly fancies his crown, but she’s still an amateur compared to Dan.

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[an tha]

You know if these royal cunts were really 'for the people' if the queen was really 'such a leader, an inspiration, such a great person' - blah blah fucking blah......Instead of the mountains of flowers being left at buckingham palace, balmoral etc etc and fuck knows how many thousands upon thousands of pounds they have cost and will cost in total......The queen should have asked that upon her death that people do not leave flowers, but instead make a donation to a local foodbank or other community organisation helping the people of the uk during the current crisis.....

 

They could have even gone one step further easily and announced that there was a website/phone number that they could simply go to or call and donate and the money would be distributed to the neediest places.....

 

Would have been dead easy - announce it, have it up on the screen during all the endless coverage/have little "ads" for it.....have it up on bbc/sky site etc.....even have a thing like children in need with how much has been raised....

 

But she/they (the royal family) haven't - why?.....Because she/they don't give a shite.....

[Pete]

I know she was the Queen and brought a lot to the country but fuck me, the muppets are taking the piss with some of these things. Bike racks closed?!? 
 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

 

 

 

Someone curl one out in there for fuck sake 

[Harry's Lad]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

You know if these royal cunts were really 'for the people' if the queen was really 'such a leader, an inspiration, such a great person' - blah blah fucking blah......Instead of the mountains of flowers being left at buckingham palace, balmoral etc etc and fuck knows how many thousands upon thousands of pounds they have cost and will cost in total......The queen should have asked that upon her death that people do not leave flowers, but instead make a donation to a local foodbank or other community organisation helping the people of the uk during the current crisis.....

 

They could have even gone one step further easily and announced that there was a website/phone number that they could simply go to or call and donate and the money would be distributed to the neediest places.....

 

Would have been dead easy - announce it, have it up on the screen during all the endless coverage/have little "ads" for it.....have it up on bbc/sky site etc.....even have a thing like children in need with how much has been raised....

 

But she/they (the royal family) haven't - why?.....Because she/they don't give a shite.....

I said that as soon as I saw flowers being laid.

 

A shameful waste of money where there are so many people desperate to put food on the table and when teachers are feeding hungry kids out of their own pockets.

 

Cunt country, led by cunts and full of cunts. 

 

[A Red]

Just been at the royal proclamation in the market place in Beverley, there were a few thousand there. It was quite enjoyable watching a bit of history.