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[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

Alonso gears up to give Stu Monty a Haduken roundhouse kick for accusing him of diving.

[Wig]

 

Smell yer ma.

 

This is a plea to Dave!

 

That has got to go in the mag!! Fuckin Hilarious, thats the best one i've seen. Simple and original.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

The exit door is that way?

[Wig]

 

Maureen:"If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just...

passes you by... "

[madstock]

 

I get it now - we are supposed to score at that end"

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

AVM- Boss I still havent been paid this week ?.

DM - Sorry Andy the crates in me boot.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

AJ why do they keep calling me a penis boss ?

DM No idea, if anything your a useless cunt.

[Stouffer]

 

Phil became concerned when Sam began receiving more brown envelopes than he did.

[aws]

 

DM "Go down if anyone touches you"

 

AJ "I thought that was your job"

[aws]

 

It went that way?

[mht1892]

 

Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh, stayin alive staying alive.... !!!

[Momo Is A Beast]

 

did you see my save in Instanbul or what?

[Lapskaus]

 

Mourinho misunderstood Abromovich when he said he didn't like juice

 

hahaha, i just coughed/laughed up a lung !

[coop]

 

Mourinho denies Nazi claims

[Carradona]

I thought coop would have done that.

[coop]

I thought coop would have done that.

 

:whistle:

[Carradona]

I would have did it if i could have.

[coop]

 

Mourinho - Ziegheil

 

4th Official - Jose you cant do that mate.

 

 

Mourinho - I wish i was invading Poland.

 

 

Mourinho - Steve im telling you feel, i only have one ball

 

 

Mourinho - And ze other one is up the bedroom wall

 

 

Mourinho - Aye Hitler.

 

The metamorphis is complete.

[05 Milan]

 

Double Dutch

 

(sorry aws)

[Guest bigf00t]

 

"Yeah, hi... Barclays?

 

I mistakenly gave a cheque out recently for 400M...

 

Can you make sure its not cashed... thanks."

[Neil G]

 

"Yeah, hi... Barclays?

 

I mistakenly gave a cheque out recently for 400M...

 

Can you make sure its not cashed... thanks."

 

:D

 

Quality. Too time specific to go in the mag maybe, but very good for tonight.

[BatChainPuller]

*points and laughs at Batchainpuller for looking at Dirks sack*

 

*slaps himself hard for blundering into Dave U's cunningly baited cojone trap*

[BENIRL]

 

The Ugly Face of Football

[RedinSweden]

*slaps himself hard for blundering into Dave U's cunningly baited cojone trap*

 

So, you look at men's sacks and then give yourself a hard slap. Hmmmmm.

[05 Milan]

 

Allardyce typing tomorrows training instructions on the PC:

 

Hoof! Hoof! Woof! Woof! Hoof!