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[madstock]

Part of the standard intelligence test was to escape from a cage with only one wall. After 4 weeks Mongo was still having trouble.

[RedinSweden]

That is fucking ace work Madstock. All of them. Dave should release a caption special this time. The amount on this thread so far that have been top drawer is amazing.

[dave u]

Yeah the bar has been raised this time. Keep em coming.

 

I don't know if anyone has picked up on this or not, but in this photo it's Mourinho in the hat sat behind Moyes:

 

 

Also, the pics of Wenger and Rafa in the fog surely have some potential?

[RedinSweden]

 

The adventures of Jose the tactics spy

 

DM: The we whack it up to Johnson

[Erik T]

 

Referee: Run over to your bench and have it wiped off, son.

 

 

- Shit, he's coming over here and I can't stand the sight of blood. I think I'm gonna throw up.

[Stefan]

 

SP: Then he came up with the lame excuse that he was only three years old when the photo was taken

[05 Milan]

 

Rick: That little twat Eboue just stole my wallet! There he goes!

 

Wenger: I did not see it. The fog.

 

Rafa: I could ask young player to catch him, but they no have pace Rick, you wouldn't give me enough money.

[05 Milan]

 

Moyes: *whispers* Oh fook, Jose is here too. I better act quick on this Kroldrup-lad.

[Erik T]

 

First in the "Rafa's ways to punish underperforming players" series: Riise gets a Mickey Mouse tattoo on his arse and is then sent downhill without clothes on.

[RedKnight]

The doctors weren't bothered about the José growth on Moyes' head.

[Anny Road]

 

DM. Dont look behind you but I think Silas the scarey monk out of the divinci code is behind us.

[Carradona]

 

Rick: That little twat Eboue just stole my wallet! There he goes!

 

Wenger: I did not see it. The fog.

 

Rafa: I could ask young player to catch him, but they no have pace Rick, you wouldn't give me enough money.

 

Brilliant Milan.

[aws]

 

Mourinho thinks " I really must give that nasty spot on my chin a squeeze".

[Jurgens Red Army]

 

Carra shows his joy as Jerzy manages to finally make a save.

[Stu Monty]

Yeah the bar has been raised this time. Keep em coming.

 

I don't know if anyone has picked up on this or not, but in this photo it's Mourinho in the hat sat behind Moyes:

 

 

Also, the pics of Wenger and Rafa in the fog surely have some potential?

 

Erm, I think you'll find one of them is sewn up with a Salif caption.

[Stu Monty]

 

-So Marcus, how you been? What's new?

 

- Nothing much really. Still shit.

 

That rules. We're talking Agger ruling too.

[Stu Monty]

 

Bridge: "Where am I?"

Physio: "Macclesfield"

Bridge: "Christ; how long was I out for?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

The lads never got tired of taking the piss out of 'Bumfluff'.

 

 

 

 

 

Maktoum: "Fancy playing for liverpool. I'm loaded you know?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was the worst X-factor ever and Cowell knew it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alonso: "Well one of us should do something I suppose."

Hyypia: "You're skipper Steve"

Gerrard: "We could just blame the kids?"

 

 

 

Sami: "Jersy....Jersy....They're taking it Jersy!...Fuck."

[Guest bigf00t]

 

The Livepudlian league of extremely ordinary gentlemen...

 

including the big fat invisible gentleman (2nd from the right)

[Carradona]

could be kewell...hes quite big and non existent.

[BatChainPuller]

So, you look at men's sacks and then give yourself a hard slap. Hmmmmm.

 

You should be concerned about the person posting pictures of men's sacks from his personal collection.

 

 

 

 

Oscar Wilde

 

 

 

Dave U

[madstock]

 

GP: "Match abandoned due to water-flobbed, bitch"

[dave u]

Some pics added from the other night. Hit refresh if they don't show up.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/classic/newcaptions.html

[Nunavut Patrick]

 

PC: Hahaha, did you hear him say 'aboot'.

GN: Eh?

PC: Stupid manc.

[Stu Monty]

 

"These Dubai beaches look boss"

[RedKnight]

SG: If I don't look at it, it didn't happen.