Captions Captions Captions...

[dave u]

Monty, Milan, Madstock & co

 

See what you can do with these...

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/classic/newcaptions.html

[Carradona]

what game is the issue out?

[dave u]

The plan is for it to be ready for Chelsea. So far I've had one article, so unless I get some more in I'll be struggling to fill it.

 

So if there are any volunteers....

[Remmie]

If any Degenerate cuntaxe uses the following picture with a Crouch height joke, I will personally go medieval on your ass with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

[Kurt]

If any Degenerate cuntaxe uses the following picture with a Crouch height joke, I will personally go medieval on your ass with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

 

Nice try...

 

but i dont think it will work in the magazine.

[Karl_b]

Get some GF captions in there.

[RedKnight]

 

Not even a vicious Chinese burn could persuade Sam to sell Nolan.

[Kurt]

The new Jerry Bruckheimer motion picture

 

The Battle of the perms

 

 

Savage: Trying to look like me?

 

Kuyt: Fuck off, i`ve been sporting this one for ages.

 

Featuring Dave Savage as the villain and best new act Dirk Kuyt as the good guy.

[Victor Ganges]

 

Cisse incredulous at latest signing

[LEF]

 

Andy just let me check something a sec.

 

 

Fuckin hell Stu your right he does look like a penus.

[Juniper]

 

Parry: "So you're sure this cheque won’t bounce?"

[Kurt]

Ahead of the FA cup match against Arsenal Jerzy Dudek adopted a whole new Goalkeeping style

 

 

1-3

 

 

Dudek: What are you saying Rafa? Should i go back to using my hands??

[Victor Ganges]

 

Kuyt: " You take how many bottles into the shower?"

[Juniper]

 

The new series of celebrity ‘Strictly come Dancing’ gets underway

[Captain]

Pepe has finally found his form again.

[Captain]

 

Riise: Sorry Xabi, not good enough. I read on TLW you didn't jump high enough and that it was a dive.

[Stu Monty]

 

Diouf demanded to know what he'd done to earn a fourth booking

 

 

 

Les Reed: "Didn't you read your in-depth game dossier or pay attention to the pre-match presentation?"

Rommeldahl: "...erm, no. What was the gist?"

Les Reed: "Stop being so shit!"

 

 

 

DM: "...so you're saying that is wasn't actually filmed in space then?"

JL: "No boss...it wasn't"

 

 

 

The "Do you want to buy Titus Bramble" gag never failed to get Glen a laugh.

 

 

 

 

Jose marvels at Chelsea's flair and panache.

[Remmie]

Nice try...

 

but i dont think it will work in the magazine.

How's the umbilical cord you're chewing on going down?

[Captain]

No I'm tellin yer, Henry went that way!

[dave u]

Excellent stuff Stu, this thread is where you belong. Stay off the Alonso diving one, you're just embarrassing yourself here.

 

At least on this thread people can laugh with you, rather than at you.

 

Love the Les Reed caption, I put the Les Reed ones on there specifically for you as that kind of thing is right up your street.

[Remmie]

Moyes Misunderstood the expression "to crease yourself laughing"

[madstock]

 

Chelsea press office deny rumours of a rift between Maureen and Kenyon.

 

or...

 

After the execution of Saddam, Maureen fancies a career change.

[Thants]

Where the fuck is Cinderella?

[Remmie]

 

Mourinho misunderstood Abromovich when he said he didn't like juice

[Victor Ganges]

 

MJ thinks "My preshioush, my arsh. I jusht can't shee it"