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Softest bloke in a film

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DT Grand Master

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Following on from the...blah blah blah...you know.

 

Ivan Drago off Rocky V (or was it IV)

 

He pretends to be soooooooo hard, but in the end is just a little schoolboy crying for help.

 

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Fuck Norris ... come on I cant be the only one thinking that...

 

Fuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.

Fuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

Fuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two white wine spritzers.

Fuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Fuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Fuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.

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Michael Ironside's character in Starship Troopers. He gets cut in half and whinges that someone should kill him. Pussy.

 

Tom Cruise in Top Gun. Fresh from a topless oily gay off at the beach, his best mate pretends to eject himself into the cockpit roof so that he doesn't spend the rest of his life being dragged to scientology meetings. He's not dead Cruise you hom, he's working in a hospital on the other channel. Stop crying you midget botter.

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The medic in saving private ryan. Before he gets shot he does nothing but talk about his mummy then he gets riddled with a 50 cal mounted machine gun and even though hes on morphine and everyones covering his wounds. The ungrateful bastard still keeps yelling for his mother. Pansy ungrateful bastard didnt even thank his mates for getting him high

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The medic in saving private ryan. Before he gets shot he does nothing but talk about his mummy then he gets riddled with a 50 cal mounted machine gun and even though hes on morphine and everyones covering his wounds. The ungrateful bastard still keeps yelling for his mother. Pansy ungrateful bastard didnt even thank his mates for getting him high
Read the whole thread first dribble chin
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