Cheltenham 2022 thread

[Elite]

Hoping for Rachel Blackmore to save my day next, long shot like.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Hoping for Rachel Blackmore to save my day next, long shot like.

I’ve just stuck £1.50 e/w on that. It’s got no chance. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve just stuck £1.50 e/w on that. It’s got no chance. 

Fuck sake.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Bell Ex One

 

I've theoretically put £1000 on it at 28/1. 

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Saver double on Edwardstone and the French import for Mullins in the 16:50. 

Gaelic Warrior 2nd, of course.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Cashed out on my fourfold as Fred was drifting like a mutha. Gives me something to play with through the rest of the week.

[Elite]

Today was a gentle reminder why I don't bet on horses.

[easytoslip]

Fuckin' last Cheltenham , Blackmore brought down in my hope of scraping back.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve got three £5 free bets on, that’s it. 
 

2:50 - Frodon - 11/1

4:10 - Mrs Milner - 11/1

4:50 - Brazil - 8/1

 

 

Edit - And now a £1 e/w treble on the same three horses. 

10/1 on that last one. I’m up £45 overall. 

[easytoslip]

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

10/1 on that last one. I’m up £45 overall. 

Nice one. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Nice one. 

I’ll be giving £10 straight back on the f**t**ll later. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ll be giving £10 straight back on the f**t**ll later. 

As one does. 

[Remmie]

Absolutely filled my boots lapping up the free bets on 5 bookies. I am going on Friday and have 9 free bets lined up so that will more than cover each race plus I might even go mental and bet my own money in a race or 2. Shame I know fuck all about horse racing. 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

 

 

 

 

And the same four horses in a 10p e/w lucky 15’s. 
 

A grand total of five pounds worth of bets. One of them better fucking win. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I wasn't able to watch any of the first day but two winners,Maries Rock?and Brazil got me my money back

[Captain Turdseye]

I had a free bet on the Gold Cup from Paddy weeks ago. I put it on Ahoy Senor, which I’ve just noticed is running today instead. Hopefully they give me the free bet back before Friday. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I had a free bet on the Gold Cup from Paddy weeks ago. I put it on Ahoy Senor, which I’ve just noticed is running today instead. Hopefully they give me the free bet back before Friday. 

They should,unless it's still entered on Friday too.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Up the GF betting lads

[Jairzinho]

That's better.

 

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

Up the GF betting lads

 

I did three of them selections in your last bet Ahoy Senor, Drop the Ancor and Andy Dufrense, so your other two selections have a chance.

[Captain Turdseye]

SHITE

[Jairzinho]

51 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

That's better.

 

Much fucking better today.

 

Two from two and loads of other multiples waiting for one more.

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Much fucking better today.

 

Two from two and loads of other multiples waiting for one more.

Well in. Im gutted I went off the Venitta Williams horse, I've bet it all year and she's always been one of my favourite trainers, Ahoy Senor didn't jump. 

[Captain Turdseye]

[Jairzinho]

10 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Well in. Im gutted I went off the Venitta Williams horse, I've bet it all year and she's always been one of my favourite trainers, Ahoy Senor didn't jump. 

I, luckily, did the complete opposite.

 

Was keen on Ahoy Senor for the last week or so then decided yesterday to go against it.