The ‘Everyone has... except me’ Thread

[Numero Veinticinco]

A weird video about some chick trying every flavour of Pop Tarts came up in my YouTube recommended and it dawned on me that I’ve never tried a Pop Tart. They look like absolute shit, but everyone seems to have tried them. My dad prided himself on never having eaten a McDonalds burger. 
 

It got me thinking that there’s probably loads of popular things that random people have never done. Never left the country, never watched X-Factor, etc. What thing that ‘everyone’ has done have you never done?

[KMD7]

Dont think I've ever eaten a pop tart either.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

Dont think I've ever eaten a pop tart either.

Thanks for fucking up my anecdote, mate. Dave, close the fucking thread. 
 

They look wank though don’t they? Like stale outsides and gunk inside. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Never had a Nando’s either. 

[Bruce Spanner]

I had a pop tart when they first came to the UK.

 

I reported my mum to the social for child abuse, horrible fucking things.

 

Ive never had a pot noodle and never will, they fucking stink.

[Section_31]

Vlad and Tony will be all over this thread.

 

"What is a Stormzy?"

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Vlad and Tony will be all over this thread.

 

"What is a Stormzy?"

My boy is always asking me if I’ve heard the new [insert name of popular rapper I’ve never heard of] song yet. Erm... no. I replied ‘who is Travis Scott’ and he nearly disowned me. 

[JohnnyH]

Nope, never had a poptart either.

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Me neither, I had to google what the fuck they were. 

[JohnnyH]

Worst Thread Ever

[Section_31]

Makes me realise how much my Mrs has civilised me actually. Before meeting her at 33 I'd never been to London, a concert, or tried hummus. Now I really like hummus.

[cloggypop]

I haven't been in any of those chain coffee shops like Starbucks. 

 

Had 1 Poptart. Horrible hot burny fucker. 

[VladimirIlyich]

19 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Vlad and Tony will be all over this thread.

 

"What is a Stormzy?"

You read my mind! Never had a pop tart,seen x factor and its genre,although I did watch New Faces and Opportunity knocks when I was a kid.

[Scooby Dudek]

Never had a poptart.

It seems having a poptart is the exception.

[Elite]

I've never had sex with another man, which everyone on here has except me has.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I haven't been in any of those chain coffee shops like Starbucks. 

 

Had 1 Poptart. Horrible hot burny fucker. 

 

I can also add Starbucks to my list and indeed all those other chain coffee shops. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Had 1 Poptart. Horrible hot burny fucker. 

Looks like you’ve got some ammo for the ‘things I’ve done but nobody else has’ thread. 

[Section_31]

Yeah I can't imagine most Brits are into pop tarts, they strike me as something John McClaine would give his kids for tea then get shit for it when his cunt wife picks them up, even though she's got a maid to do the cooking.

 

"Well jeez I'm sorry I didn't have the chance to cook turkey or a meatloaf while I've got a backlog of New York scumbags to worry about and the captain riding my ass the whole god damn time."

 

"John you're just an overgrown kid no wonder I divorced you and have a fancy watch, and am a cunt."

 

 

[KMD7]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've never had sex with another man, which everyone on here has except me has.

That sounds like something someone who had sex with a man might say

[Tony Moanero]

27 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Vlad and Tony will be all over this thread.

 

"What is a Stormzy?"

Ha ha. I’ve had Pop Tarts in at least five flavours, you bastard. And yeah, they are shite.

 

I’ve never been outside of Europe. Loads of places in America that I’d love to visit, Argentina and Japan, too. However, I HATE flying.

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Looks like you’ve got some ammo for the ‘things I’ve done but nobody else has’ thread. 

I had a Twinkie a couple of years ago. Been one of those mythical things I'd seen advertised in US comics stuff like Sea Monkeys. Most disappointing thing ever. Like Styrofoam filled with the fakest of fake squirty cream. It's what you'll all be living on once Boris and Trump get their deal though so good luck with it. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ha ha. I’ve had Pop Tarts in at least five flavours, you bastard. And yeah, they are shite.

 

I’ve never been outside of Europe. Loads of places in America that I’d love to visit, Argentina and Japan, too. However, I HATE flying.

Your hate of flying is also something we have in common.

[Pete]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

I had a Twinkie a couple of years ago. Been one of those mythical things I'd seen advertised in US comics stuff like Sea Monkeys. Most disappointing thing ever. Like Styrofoam filled with the fakest of fake squirty cream. It's what you'll all be living on once Boris and Trump get their deal though so good luck with it. 

Will it be chlorinated too? 

Yum!

[JohnnyH]

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've never had sex with another man, which everyone on here has except me has.

So just the one man then. 

[Bjornebye]

My mate nearly burnt his kitchen down because of pop tarts.