Coronavirus

[Bjornebye]

Actual experts offering warnings and genuinely trying to save lives and this is the headline …… is it any wonder we’ve got so many absolute selfish fucking wankers when it comes to covid? 
 

 

[Pureblood]

Fuck all three of them. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Pureblood said:

Fuck all three of them. 

Fuck you. 

[Section_31]

2 hours ago, JohnnyH said:

Every story needs a happy ending. He still gets tired quicker than before. But much much better 8 days after the original positive test. 
 

 

Your dad looks great for his age mate I have to say.

[Juniper]

Finally got the fucking thing, think I caught it off our toddler who's had cold symptoms the last few days.

 

Pain in the bloody arse and a half this virus.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 31/03/2022 at 21:30, Pureblood said:

Fuck all three of them. 

@Strontium, you repped this???

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The callous indifference of the "let the bodies pile high" Tory crooks, combined with the constant horse-shit from grifters and idiots, has brought us to a point where a viral illness is killing more than 200 people a day and millions are refusing to protect themselves.

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/covid-booster-8-million-people-reject-offer-vaccine-despite-record-infection-rate-1555159

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

The callous indifference of the "let the bodies pile high" Tory crooks, combined with the constant horse-shit from grifters and idiots, has brought us to a point where a viral illness is killing more than 200 people a day and millions are refusing to protect themselves.

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/covid-booster-8-million-people-reject-offer-vaccine-despite-record-infection-rate-1555159

 

Only ‘excess’ deaths remember 

[Rico1304]

I arrived in Manchester at 8:11, at 8:12 the wife phoned to say her and Izzy have tested positive. I’m now on the 8:49 back home. 

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

I arrived in Manchester at 8:11, at 8:12 the wife phoned to say her and Izzy have tested positive. I’m now on the 8:49 back home. 

You all ok??????

 

 

 

 

[Rico1304]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You all ok??????

 

 

 

 

Yes thanks mate. Wife is in bed, they’ve both had a kip this afternoon and I’m having chippy for tea!  I’m still negative but will probably pick it up in the next few days. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

Yes thanks mate. Wife is in bed, they’ve both had a kip this afternoon and I’m having chippy for tea!  I’m still negative but will probably pick it up in the next few days. 

Aah good.

 

What are you having? 

[Rico1304]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Aah good.

 

What are you having? 

Pudding 

Chips

Gravy

2x slices of warburtons thick sliced white with butter.  

[stringvest]

9 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Pudding 

Chips

Gravy

2x slices of warburtons thick sliced white with butter.  

if I could rep that more than once I would.

[TheHowieLama]

Hungary?

[stringvest]

Your missus doesn't really have it, she's just absolutely fed up of emptying the dishwasher you lazy get.*. **

 

 

 

 

 

* probably not true.  In which case, pass on my best wishes for a speedy recovery.

** you still are a lazy get though

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Pudding 

Chips

Gravy

2x slices of warburtons thick sliced white with butter.  

 

15 minutes ago, stringvest said:

if I could rep that more than once I would.

Done. 

[KMD7]

47 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Pudding 

Chips

Gravy

2x slices of warburtons thick sliced white with butter.  

Stuff of dreams that 

 

Hope your family are ok. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

Pudding 

Chips

Gravy

2x slices of warburtons thick sliced white with butter.  

 

Just fuck off!

 

Every now again something in my lizard brain triggers and asks 'why the fuck am I in Khartoum?' and this is this months, cheers.

 

I'll be thinking about nothing else for days, cunt.

[Bruce Spanner]

'Almost 3,000 Covid-19 deaths have been added to the UK’s official figures after the discovery of a data error.

 

The cumulative number of people who have died within 28 days of testing positive for coronavirus rose by an extra 2,714 on Wednesday, in addition to 233 newly reported deaths.

 

It means the total number of deaths in the UK within 28 days of a positive test is 169,095.'

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/07/covid-deaths-uk-total-data-error-health-agency-coronavirus-england-official-figures

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

'Almost 3,000 Covid-19 deaths have been added to the UK’s official figures after the discovery of a data error.

 

The cumulative number of people who have died within 28 days of testing positive for coronavirus rose by an extra 2,714 on Wednesday, in addition to 233 newly reported deaths.

 

It means the total number of deaths in the UK within 28 days of a positive test is 169,095.'

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/07/covid-deaths-uk-total-data-error-health-agency-coronavirus-england-official-figures

Did they run out of rows in Excel '97 again?

[Pureblood]

28 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Did they run out of rows in Excel '97 again?

They were worried about Italy closing in on us and taking the top spot in the European Superleague.

[Captain Turdseye]

Covid is kicking my arse at the moment. It’s ruined our planned trip to Amsterdam. My youngest was still gonna go over to her Grandma and Grandad’s all weekend to go on days out and all that kind of grandparents fun stuff, but now my bird’s dad’s tested positive. 
 

Instead of lying on the couch all weekend watching sport, now I’m gonna have to do dad stuff instead. 
 

I should be in a field in Holland somewhere tripping on mushrooms but instead I’m gonna end up going swimming and the cinema, playing Switch and other such crap.  

[Captain Howdy]

Virtually everybody I know now has had it. I don’t know anybody who has been seriously ill with it other than two people who died of the thing when it first started albeit both were old and in dreadful health.

[Section_31]

Got a couple of mates in Shanghai and there's some banter about whole families being taken into isolation and kids being taken off people. Fuck.