Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

[sir roger]

16 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Not sure if it was Sir Roger said Keita is the only midfielder who likes to get ahead of the front three. He's not, Ox is as well.

 

Fair comment , ds, he has done in the past but can only remember it happening once or twice in a few years now.

 

On a general point , are you not allowed to use full team players in the age groups anymore , as we seem to be just expecting players to come back from injury,  half fit and just go into duracell bunny mode immediately.

[TheHowieLama]

Watching Kloppo back and he is biggin up Ox in the CF position in the last interview there.

 

He will be like a new signing next season. Again.

[Grinch]

The problem with signing doghit footballers who're only good at running fast in straight lines is if they lose that one ability, they might as well retire. 

 

He's worthless now.  Sooner he's eating up wages at a West ham the better. 

[joe_fishfish]

I thought he was excellent in the middle of the front three for ten minutes against Wolves, the problem being (as always with Ox) that it could well be the last ten minutes he plays until October.

[Total Longo]

On 16/03/2021 at 22:08, joe_fishfish said:

I thought he was excellent in the middle of the front three for ten minutes against Wolves, the problem being (as always with Ox) that it could well be the last ten minutes he plays until October.

yeah, i thought he looked great when he came on, certainly sharper than he has done for a year or so. As you say though, he's probably knackered himself for a few weeks/months in the aftermath of sprinting for a few minutes. 

[magicrat]

Expected very little from him when he was signed and have not been disappointed.  Money poorly spent

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Origi came on against against Leipzig and actually bothered his arse trying for a change. Then injury straight after. 

 

[Strontium]

Back of the net

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

He needs to go soon because I'm reaching unbearable levels of disdain towards him, stop smiling and score a goal yer cunt.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

31 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

He needs to go soon because I'm reaching unbearable levels of disdain towards him, stop smiling and score a goal yer cunt.

Ditto

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

47 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Back of the net

 

Surprised he never knackered his back the useless cunt.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He will need 12 months paternity leave to recover.

[Trumo]

Might as well play him up front since he clearly isn't firing blanks and can hit the target.

[El Dangerous]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

Might as well play him up front since he clearly isn't firing blanks and can hit the target.

He was aiming for the back door.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Should have subbed himself for Gini.

[Captain Howdy]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

He needs to go soon because I'm reaching unbearable levels of disdain towards him, stop smiling and score a goal yer cunt.

I’m like that with Keita, I don’t want to actually hate a Liverpool player but it’s becoming a hell of a struggle.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

16 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

I’m like that with Keita, I don’t want to actually hate a Liverpool player but it’s becoming a hell of a struggle.

I have no opinion on Keita, I don't even class him as a player.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Klopp must hate them both.  £85m of regret.  

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Klopp must hate them both.  £85m of regret.  

I dont think so, Jurgen isnt that kind of guy. He's recently said Ox is very much in his plans for next season if you believe the Echo articles. Despite a lot of people on here wanting him out of the club like they did with Lovren, I suspect he'd only be moving on in the summer if Ox decides he wants to try his luck elsewhere.

 

Naby may be in a bit more precarious position because he doesnt count towards the home grown quota.

[dandyman]

22 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Back of the net

 

Started scoring in the box now...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

11 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

I dont think so, Jurgen isnt that kind of guy. He's recently said Ox is very much in his plans for next season if you believe the Echo articles. Despite a lot of people on here wanting him out of the club like they did with Lovren, I suspect he'd only be moving on in the summer if Ox decides he wants to try his luck elsewhere.

 

Naby may be in a bit more precarious position because he doesnt count towards the home grown quota.

Hopefully not he at least played Lovren. He clearly won’t play Chamberlain in the current set up. Hopefully he fucks off and a few go with him.

[dockers_strike]

3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Hopefully not he at least played Lovren. He clearly won’t play Chamberlain in the current set up. Hopefully he fucks off and a few go with him.

Yeah and for different reasons. Just read what Klopp says. It doesnt sound like he's intending to sell Ox unless he hands in a transfer.

[Lario]

This thread definitely needs more pics of his missus.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, Lario said:

This thread definitely needs more pics of his missus.

She's up the duff by 6 months, according to reports. Unless you're turned on by big bellies, Im not sure pics would help!