Theresa "MAY" not build a better Britain.

[Scott_M]

This is hilarious. 

 

https://twitter.com/mattturner4l/status/1047441625570586625?s=21

[Stickman]

15 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I will admit that I never had Duncan Ferguson pegged as a Tory.

 

 

Once a blue always a blue

[cloggypop]

Literally all they have is really bad dancing. 

 

She's fucking shite. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

6 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

This is hilarious. 

 

https://twitter.com/mattturner4l/status/1047441625570586625?s=21

[Anubis]

6 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

This is hilarious. 

 

https://twitter.com/mattturner4l/status/1047441625570586625?s=21

 

[Anubis]

 

[Captain Turdseye]

18 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

This is hilarious. 

 

https://twitter.com/mattturner4l/status/1047441625570586625?s=21

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. 

[Stickman]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Literally all they have is really bad dancing. 

 

She's fucking shite. 

That's it. That is where her charisma and political strength start and end: pretending to go along with everybody else's joke about the one thing - among the many, many things that she's shit at - that it's OK to be shit at.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

19 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

Once a blue always a blue

Will Tories start saying "We go the Conference"?

[Stickman]

As you'd expect Laura thought the entrance was amazing....She doesn't even pretend anymore

 

 

[magicrat]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. 

Checked the BBC and its only fucking real. A paraplegic giraffe is leading our country. Ah well equal opportunities are alive and well . 

[Stickman]

 

[Anubis]

In reply to Kuenssberg.

 

 

48m

 

Replying to

@bbclaurak

No, it wasn't. It looked she had worms, and was trying to scratch, without hands. #DissolveTheUnion

[Captain Turdseye]

She said Austerity is over. We can all vote Tory with a clear conscience now. 

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

She said Austerity is over. We can all vote Tory with a clear conscience now. 

The land of milk and honey

[Anubis]

Apparently denounced abuse of MP's, before spending time abusing Corbyn and the shadow front bench.

[moof]

It’s actually insane that she thought, given all the damage her government has caused, that it was a good idea to dance onto stage. What the fuck?

[Jairzinho]

28 minutes ago, magicrat said:

The land of snatched milk and honey badgers.

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Austerity worked so well. Thanks ConDems. Really appreciate how well you did. 

[Spy Bee]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Apparently denounced abuse of MP's, before spending time abusing Corbyn and the shadow front bench.

"The end of austerity is in sight? people need to know their hard work has paid off"

 

What a cynical bitch! The national debt has tripled. Debt to GDP is up massively. How has austerity worked?

[Section_31]

It's funny how people slag off Corbyn's ideas and yet May has been spouting them for ages - the only difference is she (a) doesn't believe in them and (b) won't do them. Things like putting everyday Joes on boards and all that shit. File 'end to austerity' in there too. It's just words.

 

They're like the Republican party, a money cult masquerading as a movement.  

[Champ]

1 hour ago, moof said:

It’s actually insane that she thought, given all the damage her government has caused, that it was a good idea to dance onto stage. What the fuck?

Is this some kind of parallel universe?

Is it her or is it me because I am seriously starting to wonder?

[Captain Howdy]

She’s shite but I actually thought the dance was mildly amusing, she was taking the piss out of herself, the original dance was forced and cringy , think coppers dancing at the Notting Hill carnival, but I thought this one was pretty self deprecating so I had no problem with it, that said she and more so her party are horrible and her speech, what I heard of it, was shite.

[moof]

15 minutes ago, Champ said:

Is this some kind of parallel universe?

Is it her or is it me because I am seriously starting to wonder?

The past few weeks - what with the Supreme Court hearing in the US, the continued appeals to far right sympathies here and across the pond, and our governments apparent ability to lurch from one fucktastrophy to the next with barely an utterance spoken against them - have been as depressing as I can remember tbh. Just the hopelessness of it all