January 2017 transfer window

[cloggypop]

Point is you know fuck all and like shit players

mark coulter is never wrong.

[El Dangerous]

V-A-R-D-Y

[Adebisi]

Go out their and target a 'statement' signing for the club to propel us into the spotlight, go throw £60M at Jiangsu Suning, offer them their asking price for Alex Teixeira and see what they actually say when we slap the money on the table, and see what his agent says when we offer to double his current 250k pw wages.

 

Honestly it sounds mental even typing this out, but money talks in football, and if we are serious in making a statement then we couldn't make a bigger on than this

Is this a bite? He's 27 and spent his career playing in Brazil, Ukraine and China and hasn't even had a cap for Brazil.. that donkey Jo on the other hand has had 20. He has obvious quality but why would you offer him more than triple what our best player earns? 

 

Players in their prime going to China is absolute madness. If it doesn't work out for whatever reason they're fucked. This isn't like players going to the MLS or Dubai where they can sack it off and go back to Europe when they fancy. They're going for big money and are on massive money with long term contracts. If Oscar decides next year he doesn't wanna play there anymore, who in their right mind is going to pay half of what that Chinese team paid for him to bring him back? 

 

I don't blame anyone for going there mind. Unless I was playing for us I'd go there in a heartbeat for a year or three so no one in my bloodline had to even think about working. 

[eeyore]

mark coulter is never wrong.

You're never fucking right you clown.

 

If you can spell that fucking shit wingers name at Middlesborough then I'll conceed viktory

[cloggypop]

mark coulter is never wrong.

[Red House]

We should sign Adel Taarabt. 

 

Poor man's Ben Arfa

[Jairzinho]

You're never fucking right you clown.

 

If you can spell that fucking shit wingers name at Middlesborough then I'll conceed viktory

Downing.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Don't do anything in January that you wouldn't do in the summer. It's just a fact that decent players aren't as readily available at this point in the season.

 

So why the fuck didn't he buy them in the summer?

 

We knew we were short on attackers in the summer. And the story spun then was that he was waiting to get the right player.

 

How long does he want to fucking wait?

[3 Stacks]

Is this a bite? He's 27 and spent his career playing in Brazil, Ukraine and China and hasn't even had a cap for Brazil.. that donkey Jo on the other hand has had 20. He has obvious quality but why would you offer him more than triple what our best player earns? 

 

Players in their prime going to China is absolute madness. If it doesn't work out for whatever reason they're fucked. This isn't like players going to the MLS or Dubai where they can sack it off and go back to Europe when they fancy. They're going for big money and are on massive money with long term contracts. If Oscar decides next year he doesn't wanna play there anymore, who in their right mind is going to pay half of what that Chinese team paid for him to bring him back? 

 

I don't blame anyone for going there mind. Unless I was playing for us I'd go there in a heartbeat for a year or three so no one in my bloodline had to even think about working. 

 

He's mocking a post from GOT. It was when they thought they could sign James. Hades just replaced James with Teixeira.

[3 Stacks]

Poor man's Ben Arfa

 

                                                                                Balotelli

 

                                                        Taarabt        Ravel Morrison      Ben Arfa

 

My dream LFC front four. 

[Adebisi]

He's mocking a post from GOT. It was when they thought they could sign James. Hades just replaced James with Teixeira.

Oh yeah I forgot all about that 

 

Haha Everton. 

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

DiMarzio on Twitter saying we're going to offer €10m for Juve's young midfielder Francesco Cassata.

 

He's a CM according to Transfer Markt:

 

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/francesco-cassata/profil/spieler/301236#ath

[Fugitive]

I hope we don't sign anyone so the usual suspects can have their bi-annual Everton-like fume.

 

Always amusing.

[aRdja]

DiMarzio on Twitter saying we're going to offer €10m for Juve's young midfielder Francesco Cassata.

 

He's a CM according to Transfer Markt:

 

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/francesco-cassata/profil/spieler/301236#ath

Get the fuck in. A 19 year old with ample Serie B experience is exactly what we need to secure the title.

[joe_fishfish]

Signing an Italian from Serie A? What could possibly go wrong?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Get the fuck in. A 19 year old with ample Serie B experience is exactly what we need to secure the title.

 

Italians in the premier league.  What can go wrong?

[SlugTrail]

Italians that come to this league are normally pasta their best.

[El Rojo]

Italians that come to this league are normally pasta their best.

We're due some good korma with Italian signings. Maybe his naan is English which would help with passport issues.

[El Rojo]

MILK

[setreal]

[Ronnie Whelan]

Italians that come to this league are normally pasta their best.

Except when they go to Chelsea when they are boss.

[cloggypop]

Has DiMarzio on Twitter ever been right? About anything? It all just seemed to be made up or repeating made up stuff for internet traffic hits last time I saw it.

[cloggypop]

Who does Jay Gobshite Riley reckon we are getting?

[setreal]

Beat.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Beat.

 

By him, in the parking lot before the game.