QPR v Liverpool

[The Golden Eel]

he was still shit. touch, passing, headlessness.

 

after qpr got their first he was sucked into double team with enrique at one stage instead of covering the midfielder on edge of area.

That's harsh. He has reason to be rusty

[Brigant Moloch]

Johnson - skrtel - Lovren - enrique

 

worst fuckinng defensive nightmare became reality. Add Gerrard in front of them and Lallana. The. Horror. 5 transfer windows and we play with such defense and this ridiculous 4231 setup which suits only Lallana and SG, and they were both garbage. Again. But that's ok because everybody in CL is afarid of playing us and we're playing Madrid next.

[bonesman]

http://youtu.be/WR98h1N4KyU

 

Stevie's bit of trickery was something to behold  0.55 in.

[aRdja]

Emre Can in the deep lying position gave probably the most inept midfield performance I've seen in the last 10 years.

[aRdja]

Also, Jose Enrique is a terrible footballer.

[Lightforce]

Also, Jose Enrique is a terrible footballer.

He makes up for all his deficiencies with a great reading of the game, as demonstrated by his amazing "I'll just run past the guy who has the ball" bit of defending at 2:40 in the highlights video posted above. Followed by the "I won't track the runner even if I can see him run past right in front of me" bit of defending on the same guy who made a fool of him 5 seconds earlier. You can't put a price on that sort of ability.

[Paco]

enrique did well against Boro but you could tell straight away he was going to struggle with the intensity of this match.

[Aldonose]

Enrique has some decent attributes. He's quick, strong and has a good touch. He let's himself down by being thick as fuck. Shame.

[DK Poetry]

I've slept on it now, had time to digest

I closed my eyes and I had a good rest

Y'know we didn't play great, but we took the points home

We've had better nights, like that one in Rome

But I woke up a red, and I'm not feeling blue

Cos this is a storm that we have to walk through

 

So bring on your Real, Ronaldo and Bale

They'll become characters in a new famous tale

Because just like back in 2005

When nobody fancies the reds, then we thrive!

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm going to neg you at every opportunity you useless clunge bucket.

[Spy Bee]

I'm going to neg you at every opportunity you useless clunge bucket.

You don't seem to be taking this vow very seriously!

[ZonkoVille77]

You don't seem to be taking this vow very seriously!

I'm waiting to reload!!

[Mook]

I think some people need to calm down a bit, we got the three points, resorting to poetry will not help the team in any way, shape or form.

[El Rojo]

I think some people need to calm down a bit, we got the three points, resorting to poetry will not help the team in any way, shape or form.

 

True enough, though it was horrific stuff.

[Russ Atmosphere]

If the government do bring in longer sentences for trolls it's really going to mess up his poems.

[setreal]

Roses are red, 

Violets are blue, 

I'll fuck you with a rake

[magicrat]

Prose or Pose ?

Doggerel or Dog(shit) ?

DK not OK 

[billypilgrimnz]

Fighting poetry with poetry is (a) a sad sight to see on a football forum, and (b) potentially the worst album title ever.

[Josef Svejk]

Just checking the table. Despite being in an improbably high fifth place, we have the worst defensive record in the top half of the table. And we've conceded more than twice as many goals as Southampton. Having just bought their "best" defender for a princely sum.

[stringvest]

Prose or Pose ?

Doggerel or Dog(shit) ?

DK not OK 

 

He'll be back under his usual moniker soon enough.  He's still a shit poster though; he's overstretched himself and his non-existent talent.  

[Mook]

What's the verdict on Lovren's haircut?

 

I thought it was a solid 7/10.

 

Good hair.

[Dr. J]

Out of curiosity, did anyone not believe QPR would tie at 0-1 or 1-2? The missus wondered why I was fulminating for most of the game but was oddly calm when they managed to tie. It has come to be expected.

[Torvald Utne]

Fulminating, nice.

[scudger99]

Fulminating.  Does that mean you could fall pregnant ?

[bouncebrigade]

I've slept on it now, had time to digest

I closed my eyes and I had a good rest

Y'know we didn't play great, but we took the points home

We've had better nights, like that one in Rome

But I woke up a red, and I'm not feeling blue

Cos this is a storm that we have to walk through

 

So bring on your Real, Ronaldo and Bale

They'll become characters in a new famous tale

Because just like back in 2005

When nobody fancies the reds, then we thrive!

 

My oh my.  I now have eye AIDS.