Mario Balotelli

[The Bugged Out]

This could be like when we signed Diouf instead of Anelka.

 

Anelka is Sanchez and Diouf is Balotelli.

 

I hope I'm wrong and he doesn't turn out like that little cunt

not a direct comparison as we had the choice of both diouf and anelka, and we made the wrong decision. 

 

Sanchez didn't want to play for us. nothing we can do about that

[The Golden Eel]

Really wanted Falcao but that seems to have gone with this deal seemingly in the final stages.

 

For £16m you can't really complain.  If he flops here completely then we can always recoup that from someone, at his age there will be enough takers willing to give him another chance.  It might help to look at it essentially as a one-year loan for a minimal price, because of the fact that if he doesn't settle and does something rash, we can always sell him on for at least £12 million next summer.

 

And if he does somehow manage to pull his head out his arse at least on the pitch with any level of consistency, then watch out. I think he has everything in his locker creatively and physically to be an Ibrahimovic. Maybe unlikely, but who knows? Lots of people grow up quite a bit in their mid-20s and lads you thought would never amount to anything suddenly get their lives together and make something of themselves. Why not Mario?

 

Aye, plus he's getting married soon I think.  

[J-V]

It also means we fuck Borini off. An added bonus!

[Ted]

Another plus point: He once told everyone he'd never heard of Jack Wilshere. Great stuff.

[Hand Shandy]

 

 

I think he has everything in his locker creatively and physically to be an Ibrahimovic.

What, fucking shite?

[thompsonsnose]

For the first time this summer, there's a mild sizzle in the Thompson knickers.

[an tha]

Another plus point: He once told everyone he'd never heard of Jack Wilshere. Great stuff.

 

He hates Shitcoat as well.

[JermainePennant]

I said a few weeks ago when we were first linked that kolo done an interview when he first signed saying Mario was no problem and Mancini could have handled him better.

 

Mancinis style was similar to rafas supposed style, not much man management and players just told if they are playing or not with no explanations.

 

Rodgers is much better in this area and as Ive said balotellis problems are not major, the worst hes done is a few reds on the pitch, if he performs more times then not fans will live with that.

[Red Banjo]

Oh crap.

 

This is actually real then.

 

Strap yourselves in lads. It's about to get bumpy.

[Russ Atmosphere]

the worst hes done is a few reds on the pitch,

 

Weren't they all at Anfield though?

[J-V]

Have we started selling this hat in the club shop yet.

 

[Bjornebye]

Have we started selling this hat in the club shop yet.

 

 

changed my mind

 

burn him 

[Mathewbet1]

Get your camouflage bentley's ready and lock up your fannys.

[deiseach]

If nothing else, it'd be great to have the transfer dealings done and dusted with over a week to go. I'd hate to be distracted from the circus that is gathering up the East Lancs Road.

[an tha]

Him and his tart will fit in shopping round the met quarter...

 

[J-V]

Get your camouflage bentley's ready and lock up your fannys.

 

I like his Fanny.

[Bad Red Bull]

Pete O'Rourke @SkySportsPeteO

Reports in Italy claim Mario Balotelli has told his AC Milan team-mates he is leaving for Liverpool. #LFC

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Balotelli agent, Mino Raiola, is in talks now in London with Liverpool for the contract. Agreement is coming. #LFC will pay €20M to AC Milan

[JermainePennant]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2395644/Kolo-Toure-speaks-Martin-Keown-Liverpool-Manchester-City-hell.html

 

That's the interview where kolo talks about Mario for anyone interested, kolo says he knows how to handle him so that could be a help.

[s(k)aturation]

this is gonna be fucking funny 

 

Yep, a Liverpool title always used to make me smile.  From memory....

[s(k)aturation]

and we got a big top!

 

So, we've found a direct Suarez replacement after all.

[J-V]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2395644/Kolo-Toure-speaks-Martin-Keown-Liverpool-Manchester-City-hell.html

 

That's the interview where kolo talks about Mario for anyone interested, kolo says he knows how to handle him so that could be a help.

 

Could be a reason Rodgers wanted to keep Kolo around.

[J-V]

[Stickman]

He's coming to the greatest club in the world if that can't float his boat nowt ever will

[Hand Shandy]

Embrace the mental.

[JoeyJones65]

 

Wouldn't be Liverpool FC without having a complete fucking head the ball around the gaff would it?