Summer Transfers 2014

[Strontium]

We are not going to sign Reus. More chance of us signing Boyce.

[Bruce Spanner]

Faith in what? 

 

That all that glitters isn't gold!

 

We had to buy from the bargain bin and finished second, second!

 

Maybe, just fucking maybe, with the ragtag bunch of miscreants and malcontents we have, plus a couple of second tier, good for nothing tweps, who are only here for a contract, we might, just might I hasten to add, finish seventh again and all you miserable cunts can continue to bemoan that we've not bought some overpriced showpony and instead put together a decent fucking team!

 

Would you consider that a success?

[Red Phoenix]

That all that glitters isn't gold!

 

We had to buy from the bargain bin and finished second, second!

 

Maybe, just fucking maybe, with the ragtag bunch of miscreants and malcontents we have, plus a couple of second tier, good for nothing tweps, who are only here for a contract, we might, just might I hasten to add, finish seventh again and all you miserable cunts can continue to bemoan that we've not bought some overpriced showpony and instead put together a decent fucking team!

 

Would you consider that a success?

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

 

 

No.

[Red Phoenix]

No.

 

 

Fair enough I guess, as long as you don't bite anyone.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

No.

 

I take it you've been lurking for a while.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I take it you've been lurking for a while.

 

[stringvest]

We are not going to sign Reus. More chance of us signing Boyce.

 

 

not if my Marlene has anything to do wif it.

[Phoenix]

That all that glitters isn't gold!

 

We had to buy from the bargain bin and finished second, second!

 

Maybe, just fucking maybe, with the ragtag bunch of miscreants and malcontents we have, plus a couple of second tier, good for nothing tweps, who are only here for a contract, we might, just might I hasten to add, finish seventh again and all you miserable cunts can continue to bemoan that we've not bought some overpriced showpony and instead put together a decent fucking team!

 

Would you consider that a success?

 

I'm sure having the best player in the league/ top 3 in the world helped.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

So...have I got this right?

 

Ayre flew all the way to Spain just to arrange a loan deal for Aspas?

 

Where is Nightcat? Now is the time some Ayre-abuse is in need.

[Gym Beglin]

Vidal is obviously boss, but I'd like to see him pressing alongside Carrick, it would be comedy.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Vidal is obviously boss, but I'd like to see him pressing alongside Carrick, it would be comedy.

 

You have a morbid idea of comedy

[Lightforce]

That all that glitters isn't gold!

 

We had to buy from the bargain bin and finished second, second!

 

Maybe, just fucking maybe, with the ragtag bunch of miscreants and malcontents we have, plus a couple of second tier, good for nothing tweps, who are only here for a contract, we might, just might I hasten to add, finish seventh again and all you miserable cunts can continue to bemoan that we've not bought some overpriced showpony and instead put together a decent fucking team!

 

Would you consider that a success?

How about a forward with an overall near 1 in 2 goal record in the league and Champions League and 1 in 3 for his country? On top of that 23 assists last season domestically. Can play as a support striker or any of the attacking midfield positions. Is that player an overpriced show pony or are you talking out of your behind?

[Brigant Moloch]

Vidal is obviously boss, but I'd like to see him pressing alongside Carrick, it would be comedy.

 

he'd just tell Carrick to fuck off and do the job himself, he's the best box-to-box midfielder in the world, he could play alongside Cleverly and still be immense. And they still have that grafter cunt Fellaini, Vidal and him would dismantle any midfield with elbows, cuntery and animal strenght. We have choirboys in midfield. (well, Emre Can is a tough cunt but he's not "PL proven" yet and BR needs to fuck Lucas off first). I'd love a player like Axel Witsel in our midfield, he's a proper dirty cunt and an excellent destroyer, can't imagine how people can't see how good this guy is. Zenit would want mental fee BUT we're loaded with cash.. better spend it on mediocrity and some PL proven dross tho.

[Iceman]

It will be funny if Van Helmet does worse than Moyes. 

[Jose Jones]

he'd just tell Carrick to fuck off and do the job himself, he's the best box-to-box midfielder in the world, he could play alongside Cleverly and still be immense. And they still have that grafter cunt Fellaini, Vidal and him would dismantle any midfield with elbows, cuntery and animal strenght. We have choirboys in midfield. (well, Emre Can is a tough cunt but he's not "PL proven" yet and BR needs to fuck Lucas off first). I'd love a player like Axel Witsel in our midfield, he's a proper dirty cunt and an excellent destroyer, can't imagine how people can't see how good this guy is. Zenit would want mental fee BUT we're loaded with cash.. better spend it on mediocrity and some PL proven dross tho.

 

Henderson will be better for us next season than Vidal would be for Man U.  No probs.  He's miles better than Witsel too.

Gerrard, Henderson, Vidal would have been quite good though.

[Innova]

Nbcsports are reporting that we are offering about £40m for Reus, would be ace if that was true!

[mcjackson]

Of all the crazy bullshit rumors every summer, this one has to be my favorite, purely for more :

insanity:

 

Balotelli for 14m

 

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/media-watch/metro-transfer-boost-for-striker

[billypilgrimnz]

Fullbacks. A defensive midfielder. Fullbacks. A defensive midfielder. (Another CB if Agger leaves. A young, promising, strong, hungry striker would be a good idea as well.) Fullbacks. A defensive midfielder. Fullbacks. A defensive midfielder.

[Josef Svejk]

Nice of Milan to "splash" his asking price...

[Jose Jones]

Fullbacks. A defensive midfielder. Fullbacks. A defensive midfielder. (Another CB if Agger leaves. A young, promising, strong, hungry striker would be a good idea as well.) Fullbacks. A defensive midfielder. Fullbacks. A defensive midfielder.

 

We've already bought a defensive midfielder.

[Phoenix]

[Major Tom]

Happy with that, really.

[moof]

I know some people might be put off because he's from Swansea etc. etc. but Ben Davies is a really good young left back.

[El Dangerous]

I like Davies and I suspect that if he was a Spanish full back that most of us hadn't seen play then we would be excited by the prospect of signing him. More importantly though, he's not a Ryan fucking Bertrand!