Luis Suarez: The little magician

[Captain]

I'm fairness, what was he meant to say?

 

"Yeah, Suarez has left so we are fucked. Expect a 30 point negative swing from us next season"

Some people actually expect managers to speak the truth all the time.

 

Bizarre, I know.

[Paul]

Is that 54 in 51 now? That's amazing. Spanish football is clearly far easier across the season than English football but even so, 54 goals with a few matches still to play is unreal. I hope he gets to 60 and they win the title. I'd far rather he won it than the fucking King's club or the other lot.

[Kant]

From fcbarcelona.com:

 

Luis Suárez is back on top of the La Liga goal scoring race. With four goals against Sporting Gijon on Saturday night, Suárez now has 34 on the season, also good enough for top spot in the race for the Golden Shoe, given to the top league scorer in Europe.

 

Suárez now has eight goals in his last two games after also scoring four on Wednesday night at Deportivo. Overall, he now has 53 goals in 49 games.

 

This is the third time Suárez has scored four goals in a game for Barça. The first was in Barça's 7–0 win in the first leg of the Copa del Rey semi-finals.

 

He now has seven hat tricks this season. He has also scored two goals in a game six other times.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Some people actually expect managers to speak the truth all the time.

 

Bizarre, I know.

 

Then there are those who think Klopp is in sole charge of football decisions at the club. 

 

So far Klopp has signed Grujic and Caulker, two players he has long dreamed of. Then extended Mignolet's contract, because from his training ground and dugout vantage points he resembles a more cat-like Buffon.

[Jairzinho]

I think it's spelled "buffoon". 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

3 four goal games, and 7 hat-tricks. Fucking hell.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Then there are those who think Klopp is in sole charge of football decisions at the club.

 

So far Klopp has signed Grujic and Caulker, two players he has long dreamed of. Then extended Mignolet's contract, because from his training ground and dugout vantage points he resembles a more cat-like Buffon.

I forgot about Caulker.

 

Who would have guessed that a man who is named after a substance which provides a quick fix to plug holes would not be a permanent feature of this side?

[Captain]

Then there are those who think Klopp is in sole charge of football decisions at the club.

 

So far Klopp has signed Grujic and Caulker, two players he has long dreamed of. Then extended Mignolet's contract, because from his training ground and dugout vantage points he resembles a more cat-like Buffon.

I think Klopp has, and in the future will, sign players he hasn't 'long dreamed of'.

 

Time will tell.

[Lario]

I'm fairness, what was he meant to say?

"Yeah, Suarez has left so we are fucked. Expect a 30 point negative swing from us next season"

He doesn't have to say it to us.

 

But surely he should be saying it to the board instead of rolling over and getting his belly tickled.

 

Or at least not spunk half it on fucking Benteke!

[Russ Atmosphere]

I forgot about Caulker.

 

Who would have guessed that a man who is named after a substance which provides a quick fix to plug holes would not be a permanent feature of this side?

Five year contract coming up.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I think Klopp has, and in the future will, sign players he hasn't 'long dreamed of'.

 

Time will tell.

You'd think Klopp's knowledge of top class players and the character required to win will hopefully prove the difference between him and Rodgers when the next window comes.

 

I hope he has a better relationship with the transfer twats and regulates valuations and team requirements more sensibly.

 

It seems crackers the big money doled out on number tens and lampposts whilst we have no wide players, no specialised CM's, no full-back cover, bottom of the league keeper/league one backups etc.

 

Sometimes we play well enough to cover for the glaring weaknesses, other times we let the other team have shots at Mignolet.

 

Edit: realised this is Suarez thread. Suarez is ace, and has most goals in La Liga ahead of cuntchops.

[Strontium]

Four goals in back to back league games is insane.

 

He is the best in the world right now. No question.

[Josef Svejk]

[Mathewbet1]

He's beasted this season like a boss

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He's shit and we obviously don't miss him. If I say it enough, maybe it'll come true. Law of attraction and all that.

[moof]

He must be getting sick of Barcelona by now. Come home Luis, lad.

[Russ Atmosphere]

He could still be in European competition if he hadn't left us, the silly cunt.

[Etienne77]

Him masch, alonso, sterling. They never learn the clever cunts.

[Lario]

Him masch, alonso, sterling. They never learn the clever cunts.

That no-mark Sterling should never be mentioned in the same breath at the other three.

[Kevin D]

He must be getting sick of Barcelona by now. Come home Luis, lad.

I would also have him back. I think he could do a job and might even surprise a few people.

[magicrat]

I would also have him back. I think he could do a job and might even surprise a few people.

Would surprise me for starters,  He wont be back in English football again

[TheHowieLama]

Four Oh

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Now he's done what he had to do he can come home.

[cloggypop]

He's scoring more there than the Eredivisie. Shite league.

[Joe Strummer]

His first and third goals today I could have scored and 25-30 have been like that this season. Taking nothing away from him though. He deserves everything he gets.