little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mook]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 

Nobody asked you to use it. "woke" opens up a million if, what's and maybes. Gammon means right wing racist bellend. Oh and gammon of course which is fucking lovely. 

 

Someone can be right wing about one thing and left wing about another though. I certainly am.

 

These 'catch all' terms are lazy & only move any debate backwards.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Mook said:

 

Someone can be right wing about one thing and left wing about another though. I certainly am.

 

These 'catch all' terms are lazy & only move any debate backwards.

 

Woke and Gammon are worlds apart in meaning. 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Mook said:

 

Someone can be right wing about one thing and left wing about another though. I certainly am.

 

These 'catch all' terms are lazy & only move any debate backwards.

Exactly what they are designed to do by the people who brought them into circulation.

Gammon is quite funny though as it conjures up images of those people that get mad at almost everything while having little understanding of the topic at hand. Like comic strip characters,if you like.

I do agree with your overall sentiment though,but it's how things are 'dumbed down.'

[Dave D]

When companies stop making really good products and go on to make shit alternatives.

 

Our Shark hoover* packed up last week- it was 5 years old- brilliant bit of kit though. My first thought is simply buy it again- or at least as near to it as poss.

 

Nope- clearly they've evolved in shape and size and the one we now have is no where near as good, it certainly wont last as long.  I dont get it when a company has such a good product that they then stop producing

 

*(I know its technically a vacuum, not a hoover!) 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

How do people leisurely walk around on shingle and stone and pebble bare feet around a beach, never understood it, I find it virtually impossible, in fact going in the sea is way too much hassle, I'd just fuck beaches off all together if I could.

 

 

Don't get me started on Sand.

[Dave D]

6 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

How do people leisurely walk around on shingle and stone and pebble bare feet around a beach, never understood it, I find it virtually impossible, in fact going in the sea is way too much hassle, I'd just fuck beaches off all together if I could.

 

 

Don't get me started on Sand.

 

Never enjoyed the beach- just a faff. 

 

Correction- I quite like it in the winter, mainly because Im not exposed to all its cunning obstacles to having a relaxing time   

[Mook]

9 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

How do people leisurely walk around on shingle and stone and pebble bare feet around a beach, never understood it, I find it virtually impossible, in fact going in the sea is way too much hassle, I'd just fuck beaches off all together if I could.

 

 

Don't get me started on Sand.

 

I've never liked the seaside either.

 

In addition to your points above, it's also usually windy as fuck & about 5 degrees colder than inland.

 

Only thing the beach is good for is perving.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

3 minutes ago, Dave D said:

 

Never enjoyed the beach- just a faff. 

 

Correction- I quite like it in the winter, mainly because Im not exposed to all its cunning obstacles to having a relaxing time   

 

 

Takes 40 minutes to get everything right before you can sit down, soon as you move everything is fucked.

[Bjornebye]

The right beach is amazing especially with very little or no breeze and a blue sky. Fully agree about walking barefoot on a pebble beach though, cunts game. Southsea beach is absolutely gorgeous but it's a pebble bastard and I seem to be the only one ever on that beach who needs to be carried to the water. 

[Dave D]

After the delights of sunburn and a sandy sandwich you then face the perilous mental battle with the "are they there, are they not" weaver fish battallion  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

25 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

How do people leisurely walk around on shingle and stone and pebble bare feet around a beach, never understood it, I find it virtually impossible, in fact going in the sea is way too much hassle, I'd just fuck beaches off all together if I could.

 

 

Don't get me started on Sand.

On holiday, stay by the pool. No sand in toes, food or drink.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The right beach is amazing especially with very little or no breeze and a blue sky. Fully agree about walking barefoot on a pebble beach though, cunts game. Southsea beach is absolutely gorgeous but it's a pebble bastard and I seem to be the only one ever on that beach who needs to be carried to the water. 

 

This is it, everyone else has no problem at all but I'm the cunt that takes 20 minutes to move 5 foot.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

On holiday, stay by the pool. No sand in toes, food or drink.

 

Yep, that's my dream unfortunately tarts love the beach.

[Dave D]

5 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

On holiday, stay by the pool. No sand in toes, food or drink.

Yep.

 

Although I was coerced by wife and kids into hiring a big pedalo with a slide on it on a beach in Majorca a couple of years back.

 

Replace weaver British fish battallion with Spanish Jelly fish Armada.     

[manwiththestick]

I'm not a sunbather and prefer beaches when they're not rammed with inconsiderate cunts.

 

A long walk with a dog early morning or late in the day is perfect.

 

And barefoot on most terrain doesn't bother me, I must have offroad soles.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I like to take my dog to the beach in the autumn. A sunny day, when it's too chill for all the sunbathers to clutter the place up, is lovely. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Getting 3 toffees in a row in my pack of Revels. World is going to shit!

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Getting 3 toffees in a row in my pack of Revels. World is going to shit!

 

[Mudface]

5 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

On holiday, stay by the pool. No sand in toes, food or drink.

 

Yep. The only time I like a beach is first thing in the morning when you can walk along the shore line without the place being rammed with twats/ ridiculously hot with the sand burning the soles of your feet. A nice dip in cool fresh pool water is miles better than the lethal combination of sand and sun cream.

[Harry's Lad]

Bastards like this make my blood boil.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/suffolk-police-looking-for-man-who-kicked-dog-release-doorbell-camera-footage-of-moment-he-lashed-out-12830472

[VladimirIlyich]

22 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

How do people leisurely walk around on shingle and stone and pebble bare feet around a beach, never understood it, I find it virtually impossible, in fact going in the sea is way too much hassle, I'd just fuck beaches off all together if I could.

 

 

Don't get me started on Sand.

I think that going on a beach in the UK versus other parts of the world is different,and abroad is much better as it's usually a lot warmer and cleaner. Where I think the UK wins hands down is with those cold, clear skyed Winter days where the beach is almost deserted. They are cold and bracing but quintessentially British,and ace.

[easytoslip]

Years ago when we had to work on Formby beach it was great when it was blowing like fuck, as we were too, when the weather was wild.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

This shit with Ke Huy Quan, people saying "never stop believing"... "dream and achieve" all manner of mad shit it's not like he's some man who was rescued from a chain gang as a kid then went onto load of menial jobs through his life until his 50s when he was miraculously cast in a mega movie and won an Oscar, the little bollocks was in some of the biggest films ever made before he had pubes on his nuts, its zero surprise he's had another chance in a medium that fucking lives for this kind of shit.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Short round was one of the most annoying characters ever.

[manwiththestick]

36 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Short round was one of the most annoying characters ever.

He wasn't even the most annoying character in the film, Spielberg's wife was way worse.