little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Dave D]

People using initials all the time because they can't be arsed to write out the whole word.

 

I read some other forums & you get people listing films, albums & songs by initials so you have to spend 20 minutes trying to work out what they're on about.

 

Pain in the arse.

 

They did it that on one of the music threads on here.

 

Turns out GFW was a a hell of an album and UJL defined its genre

[Faustus]

People who use words in e-mails or articles that they clearly either no idea what they mean or use them in the wrong context simply for purposes of vanity.

 

I just read an e-mail on a site dedicated to the unmentionable that described bearing witness to the rise in standard of the Asian game as 'inexorable'. It's epidemic among those with a WordPress page who fancy themselves as a journalist, often at the expense of cadence, structure and conciseness. Often it's counter-productive because the argument itself is undermined by how jarring something reads.

 

A piece can still be challenging, thoughtful and well-written even if you're keeping it simple with regard to language. It feels like this is something more people need to realise.

[Duncan Clench]

People who use words in e-mails or articles that they clearly either no idea what they mean or use them in the wrong context simply for purposes of vanity.

 

I just read an e-mail on a site dedicated to the unmentionable that described bearing witness to the rise in standard of the Asian game as 'inexorable'. It's epidemic among those with a WordPress page who fancy themselves as a journalist, often at the expense of cadence, structure and conciseness. Often it's counter-productive because the argument itself is undermined by how jarring something reads.

 

A piece can still be challenging, thoughtful and well-written even if you're keeping it simple with regard to language. It feels like this is something more people need to realise.

 

 

Fuck yeah!

[VladimirIlyich]

When you park your normal-sized car in a space and when you come back, there's two huge cars either side of you

That grinds my gears.

[Chairman Meow]

On the opposite side of that, when I can manage to get a big estate car or a van into a space no problem but some dimwit in something tiny can't seem to manage it.

 

 

 

These days I just drive around day to day in whatever I can look after easily or that I pick up cheap as I have the classics as something nice to take out occasionally for a fun drive out, but I always used to get pissed off when I did run nice stuff, or if I was in something I had for sale. I'd go into a massive car park and deliberately park as far away from the other cars as possible even if it was a massively long walk to the shop or whatever. Without fail I'd come outside and some fucker was parked inches away from me. 

[A Red]

People who use words in e-mails or articles that they clearly either no idea what they mean or use them in the wrong context simply for purposes of vanity.

 

I just read an e-mail on a site dedicated to the unmentionable that described bearing witness to the rise in standard of the Asian game as 'inexorable'. It's epidemic among those with a WordPress page who fancy themselves as a journalist, often at the expense of cadence, structure and conciseness. Often it's counter-productive because the argument itself is undermined by how jarring something reads.

 

A piece can still be challenging, thoughtful and well-written even if you're keeping it simple with regard to language. It feels like this is something more people need to realise.

Cadence?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

iPhone face recognition may be a technological break through, but having to lift my sunglasses and give it the old ‘it is I - le’clerc’ makes me look a bigger cunt than normal.

[Bjornebye]

Just opened one of them video on twitter where it starts normal then all of a sudden some birds getting nailed and screaming the fucking place down. It was really loud. Best of all, this has just happened on a packed train that I have only just got on and have half an hour left. To make it even better the calibration on my screen is a bit out so it took me about 4 seconds to turn the sound down. I laughed nervously and just said my mates just stitched me up sorry and not one cunt found it funny. Now they all think I'm Alan Sex and if this cunt near me doesn't blow his nose and stop sniffing I'm gonna start crying.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just opened one of them video on twitter where it starts normal then all of a sudden some birds getting nailed and screaming the fucking place down. It was really loud. Best of all, this has just happened on a packed train that I have only just got on and have half an hour left. To make it even better the calibration on my screen is a bit out so it took me about 4 seconds to turn the sound down. I laughed nervously and just said my mates just stitched me up sorry and not one cunt found it funny. Now they all think I'm Alan Sex and if this cunt near me doesn't blow his nose and stop sniffing I'm gonna start crying.

Hahaha. Unlucky.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who use words in e-mails or articles that they clearly either no idea what they mean or use them in the wrong context simply for purposes of vanity.

 

I just read an e-mail on a site dedicated to the unmentionable that described bearing witness to the rise in standard of the Asian game as 'inexorable'. It's epidemic among those with a WordPress page who fancy themselves as a journalist, often at the expense of cadence, structure and conciseness. Often it's counter-productive because the argument itself is undermined by how jarring something reads.

 

A piece can still be challenging, thoughtful and well-written even if you're keeping it simple with regard to language. It feels like this is something more people need to realise.

Sometimes, when I want to use a word that's on the fringes of my vocabulary, I'll open a new tab and check its definition. If it means what I want to say, I'll use it; if not, I'll use a different word.

 

It's not difficult, because when people are writing this stuff, they're already on the Internet.

 

Lazy fuckers.

[Bjornebye]

Hahaha. Unlucky.

Fucking potnoodlefringe on twitter

[General Dryness]

Just opened one of them video on twitter where it starts normal then all of a sudden some birds getting nailed and screaming the fucking place down. It was really loud. Best of all, this has just happened on a packed train that I have only just got on and have half an hour left. To make it even better the calibration on my screen is a bit out so it took me about 4 seconds to turn the sound down. I laughed nervously and just said my mates just stitched me up sorry and not one cunt found it funny. Now they all think I'm Alan Sex and if this cunt near me doesn't blow his nose and stop sniffing I'm gonna start crying.

Should have just whipped your old chap out and gone for broke.

 

If the cunts are going to judge anyway, give them something to think about. Sniffy won't be so clever with a blob of manfat hanging off the end of his nose.

[Pureblood]

What on earth have they done to Cadbury's chocolate? Had a bar of Dairy Milk the other day and had to double check that I wasn't munching on a stale dog turd.

 

Freaks my fruit and nut out to this day.

[Tony Moanero]

Freaks my fruit and nut out to this day.

Having your whole nut freaked out > having your fruit and nut freaked out

[Bjornebye]

Should have just whipped your old chap out and gone for broke.

 

If the cunts are going to judge anyway, give them something to think about. Sniffy won't be so clever with a blob of manfat hanging off the end of his nose.

I should have mate

[sir roger]

iPhone face recognition may be a technological break through, but having to lift my sunglasses and give it the old ‘it is I - le’clerc’ makes me look a bigger cunt than normal.

 

Man of a thousand faces ..... every one the same.

[manwiththestick]

Just opened one of them video on twitter where it starts normal then all of a sudden some birds getting nailed and screaming the fucking place down. It was really loud. Best of all, this has just happened on a packed train that I have only just got on and have half an hour left. To make it even better the calibration on my screen is a bit out so it took me about 4 seconds to turn the sound down. I laughed nervously and just said my mates just stitched me up sorry and not one cunt found it funny. Now they all think I'm Alan Sex and if this cunt near me doesn't blow his nose and stop sniffing I'm gonna start crying.

Could have have been a fella getting nailed so small blessings.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Man of a thousand faces ..... every one the same.

Very much like the episodes, what a load of shit it was

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Mispronunciation of well known, legendary figures, by adults:

 

Kenny Daggerlish

 

Fuck me, it’s not a hard one to get right

[Vincent Vega]

When people you work with start bombarding you with work stuff the minute you walk through the door and haven't even taken your coat off. Grinds my gears that does.

[Bjornebye]

Could have have been a fella getting nailed so small blessings.

 

Then I WOULD have whipped me cock out 

[General Dryness]

When someone does a longish post and has clearly made a little effort to explain their position, and someone who disagrees with them rather than refuting the points just posts something like "I don't even know where to start with this". How about having a go?

 

Makes you come across as a massive quim, to be honest.

[Rico1304]

Crinkle cut oven chips.

[Bjornebye]

Crinkle cut oven chips.

Fucking hate them

[Curly]

People using initials all the time because they can't be arsed to write out the whole word.

 

I read some other forums & you get people listing films, albums & songs by initials so you have to spend 20 minutes trying to work out what they're on about.

 

Pain in the arse.

Agreed - massive PITA