Punchable Faces

[Stickman]

Has anyone ever seen Murphy and Chiles in the same room?

 

Room? Only if the room has the dimensions of an aircraft hanger.

[Stickman]

 

If you punched that face the ripples could alter the space time continuum ...

[an tha]

Teddy Sherringham

[Major Tom]

 

I'd never tire of punching Frankie Cocozza's face.

 

Who is this? And what is that hair?

 

edit: Who is Frankie Cocozza?

[Ne Moe Imya]

Seeing this thread pop back up reminded me of one, and it's exactly the kind of face this thread was for:

 

 

Not even knowing who that is (it's some American NFL player) just looking at his face makes me want to put my fist through my monitor.  Something about his chin, I think?

[Horus]

Yalright flowuur

 

[magicrat]

winner

[scudger99]

Mongo wouldn't be a punch.  More like a full on drop kick to the jaw.

[Jairzinho]

 

 

[RedKnight]

Seeing this thread pop back up reminded me of one, and it's exactly the kind of face this thread was for:

 

 

Not even knowing who that is (it's some American NFL player) just looking at his face makes me want to put my fist through my monitor.  Something about his chin, I think?

 

Philip Rivers, San Diego Chargers QB.

[Major Tom]

David Luiz, yes.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Seeing this thread pop back up reminded me of one, and it's exactly the kind of face this thread was for:

 

 

Not even knowing who that is (it's some American NFL player) just looking at his face makes me want to put my fist through my monitor.  Something about his chin, I think?

That's the spirit.

 

I think this thread has gone a wee bit (inevitably and understandably) off the strict topic.  We've strayed towards punchable people, rather than people with punchable faces. Take Bluto, for example.  A horrible person, who anyone in their right mind would cheerfully kick fuck out of.  But does he really have a punchable face?  In fact, would you want to make any physical contact at all with that greasy, sweaty fat mess?  

 

Conversely, this bloke, for all I know, might be a true gentleman.  He might rescue orphaned kittens and read to the blind down at the old folks' home.  But regardless of the fact that I have no idea who he is, I take one look at that fucking grid and my knuckles get itchy.

[scudger99]

Adrian Chiles.  His face is begging for a good smackaround.  And throw in his voice, when he starts burbling his shite I want to to put my foot straight through his face and the TV.  Cunts like him are what the mute button on yer remote was invented for.

[razor]

 

Little pork-pie face, stupid flicky flick hair do.  And then he comes on as sub with his socks right up over his knees.

 

This man has a very punchable face.  VERY punchable face.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I know Steve Bruce nowadays has a face that comes pre-punched, but as a youngster he was very smackable.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

Little pork-pie face, stupid flicky flick hair do.  And then he comes on as sub with his socks right up over his knees.

 

This man has a very punchable face.  VERY punchable face.

That's one for the insults thread.

[Phoenix]

[Iceman]

I didn't want to have to do this shit but fuck it.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

I'd love to volley this cunt in the face with a ferry 

[boots123]

Have to agree with that. I don't know many dutch people and I've never been to the country but from the way most of them and even most of the non-dutch who support them act around football they could all get a punch to the face from Mike Tyson as far as I'm concerned.

 

The country itself seems pretty sound mind.

spent a year in holland, very friendly generous people, one of the few places that like the english.

[boots123]

 

 

he looks like the zombie kid in that french series The Returned

[Anubis]

I wouldn't say Neymar has a particularly punchable face, but when he doesn't shave he does look like he drives round in one of these...

 

[scudger99]

Is that a nonce wagon ?

[Guest davelfc]

Is that a nonce wagon ?

 

No, this is

 

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[the chimp]

 

 

 

 

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