The Foodie thread

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

“that guy”

Rep for being him.

[lifetime fan]

On 16/11/2022 at 07:38, Bjornebye said:

Stick to Phaal mate. 

I tried a Phaal years ago. It burnt just pissing the next day.

 

Never, ever again. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I tried a Phaal years ago. It burnt just pissing the next day.

 

Never, ever again. 

I’ve seen a few people suffer through them. Fuck that. I nearly faint off a spoonful of madras. 

[Bjornebye]

Feeling under the weather so some leftover veg, roasted and blended into a nice soup. Decent kick to it from the chilli flakes. Perfect. 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Feeling under the weather so some leftover veg, roasted and blended into a nice soup. Decent kick to it from the chilli flakes. Perfect. 

 

 

That looks pretty damn tasty.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

That looks pretty damn tasty.

 

It is mate. Wish I'd done more. 

[Fugitive]

I have just ordered a bottle of this.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

I have just ordered a bottle of this.

 

 

 

Childproof cap? I can't wait for your review 

[Carradona]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Feeling under the weather so some leftover veg, roasted and blended into a nice soup. Decent kick to it from the chilli flakes. Perfect. 

 

 

Don't leave a used teaspoon on the worktop, you fucking nonce. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Carradona said:

Don't leave a used teaspoon on the worktop, you fucking nonce. 

 

I clean my surfaces down all the time because I'm not a scruffy cunt. Plus it's a tablespoon you fucking handbrake. 

[Carradona]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I clean my surfaces down all the time because I'm not a scruffy cunt. Plus it's a tablespoon you fucking handbrake. 

Get a spoon rest, you weapon. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Carradona said:

Get a spoon rest, you weapon. 

 

A fucking spoon rest. 

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I have just ordered a bottle of this.

 

 

 

To firebomb various breakfast takeaway joints?

[Captain Willard]

20 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I don’t mean or want to be “that guy” but do you think you should maybe look after yourself a bit mate? 

To be he’s doing his best within the constraints of his environment, the first rule of D wing is you don’t eat from the salad bar. 

[an tha]

I remember these - did not realise they are back....

 

 

[Mudface]

9 hours ago, an tha said:

I remember these - did not realise they are back....

 

 

 

[Guest]

9 hours ago, an tha said:

I remember these - did not realise they are back....

 

 

 

[Simbo]

17 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

That looks pretty damn tasty.

If you like eating diarrhoea.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

17 hours ago, Carradona said:

Get a spoon rest, you weapon. 

I don't even know what that is Cain, the fuck has happened to you, spoon rest, JESUS.

[alles ist gut]

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

A fucking spoon rest. 

This should be the new insult of choice on here

[Bjornebye]

Shakshuka 

 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Shakshuka 

 

 

 

That looks like a Wetherspoon's kharzi you fucking spoon rest.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

That looks like a Wetherspoon's kharzi you fucking spoon rest.

 

It's fucking superb.  The pan looks like that because I had to take half the mix out to do her a vegan one before I put my eggs in. You fucking spice rack. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

It's fucking superb.  The pan looks like that because I had to take half the mix out to do her a vegan one before I put my eggs in. You fucking spice rack. 

Crusty bread?

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Crusty bread?

 

Nah forgot ffs