The '2012 London Olympics' Thread

[RoboRiise]

A quick rendition of The Len Ganley Stance would do me. I'd be made up with that.

 

I'd have gone for this but anything would have been ok.

 

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We sat and decided as the seasons collided

That our love was fairly utopian

If it wasn’t for my pills, my psychiatric bills

And your unreliable Fallopian

Then I guessed we’d be fine, embraced on cloud nine

Emotionally impossible to sever

And you’d turn around quickly and ever so sickly

I’d tell you I’d love you forever

 

Tune.

 

Boss Olympics also.

[Champ]

The morning after the fortnight before. I'm a bit lost

[s(k)aturation]

The morning after the fortnight before. I'm a bit lost

 

Let me take you by the hand, and lead you through the streets of London...

[Champ]

It wasn't even a good knees up!

[s(k)aturation]

It wasn't even a good knees up!

 

Well, no, certainly not when you're not into them!

 

And no, it was a major disappointment.

You and I would have done better with a Vera Lynn CD and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire.

[Hand Shandy]

Remember the 'female' shot putter that won gold? The one RoboRiise gave the Incredible Hulk treatment?

 

Failed a drugs test and been stripped of her gold medal

 

Thank Christ that's all they stripped her of!

[Champ]

You know how to show a girl a good time! ! More Tinie Tempah than Vera myself

[s(k)aturation]

You know how to show a girl a good time! ! More Tinie Tempah than Vera myself

 

Put the player on shuffle.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Remember the 'female' shot putter that won gold? The one RoboRiise gave the Incredible Hulk treatment?

 

Failed a drugs test and been stripped of her gold medal

 

Thank Christ that's all they stripped her of!

 

Just been reading about that mate. Gold goes to the new Zealand lass Adams now, although she will receive the medal at some ceremony or other Ostapchuk robbed her of getting Gold in front of that magnificent crowd and in the heat of the moment experience.

[Ian Sea]

Thank fuck it's finished, only got 3% left on my Sky Planner. Can get back to watching normal telly now!

[Dougie Do'ins]

Remember the 'female' shot putter that won gold? The one RoboRiise gave the Incredible Hulk treatment?

 

Failed a drugs test and been stripped of her gold medal

 

Thank Christ that's all they stripped her of!

In a way I'm glad she cheated and they found her out. The lack of people getting caught has been niggling away at me. The lack of positive tests is still a concern though. Where there any in the weightlifting ?

[Guest davelfc]

Apparently she tested positive for traces of cock.

 

 

Can I turn my fucking TV on now or are they still waffling on about it?

[Hand Shandy]

In a way I'm glad she cheated and they found her out. The lack of people getting caught has been niggling away at me. The lack of positive tests is still a concern though. Where there any in the weightlifting ?

 

Yeah, several.

[Hand Shandy]

Apparently she tested positive for traces of cock.

 

Can I turn my fucking TV on now or are they still waffling on about it?

 

Hopefully 'her' own.

 

If it was anyone else's, they're a braver man than me!

[Whelan]

Surely the fact that when she gave her sample she was standing up should have given the game away!

[Cardie]

A taste of Rio ? Where's the homeless kids being dragged of the streets so as not to annoy the tourists ?

 

Same place we put all our homeless for the duration of the olympics?

[RoboRiise]

Remember the 'female' shot putter that won gold? The one RoboRiise gave the Incredible Hulk treatment?

 

Failed a drugs test and been stripped of her gold medal

 

Thank Christ that's all they stripped her of!

 

 

Saw that today, article had the same picture. Pissed myself obviously.

[dennis tooth]

As the lympics has finished al let you have a sneak preview of the 1500m Rio lympic champion. Making grown men suffer.

 

1500m BMC A | Video | Athleticos | Athletics News | Athleticos | Athletics News

[Mathewbet1]

When does the spakker olympics start?

[Dougie Do'ins]

When does the spakker olympics start?

Two weeks I think.

[Mathewbet1]

I actually did'unt mean that, You have to admire the para olympians really.

[Mendoza]

When does the spakker olympics start?

 

I really shouldnt be laughing at that. But i am.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Mo Farah Running Away From Things

[dennis tooth]

BBC News - Olympic torch grab bid: Gravesend youth admits offences

 

Fucking arseholes, where is their olympic spirit?

[Mendoza]

'The court heard as he went for the torch the 17-year-old shouted Allahu Akbar - Arabic for God is great.

 

He did not know what it meant but had seen people shouting it on TV, the court heard.'

 

 

What a fucking bellend.