Have a rant thread

[Creator Supreme]

Tits Mcgee.

Yep I've used that one as well.

[A Red]

All i'm saying is, "babe" as term of affection means you're a fucking chav. Anything else designed to take the piss is quite obviously fair enough. Thats the rules.

[lifetime fan]

I call her either babe, princess or sugar puff if I’m taking the piss.

 

I’m either babe, monster or prick.

[A Red]

I call her either babe, princess or sugar puff if I’m taking the piss.

 

I’m either babe, monster or prick.

I read that as you call her babe or princess as a term of affection and sugar puff when taking the piss. Apologies if i've got that wrong, but, and i mean this with all due respect, and not in a bad way, actually in a loving way, you're from the fine city of Bristol............. you're a fucking chav

[lifetime fan]

That’s correct.

 

The norm here is ‘love’, I pretend to be posh.

[A Red]

Love or duck is fair enough, i've no problem with that

[lifetime fan]

Love or duck is fair enough, i've no problem with that

 

‘Love’ with a Bristolian accent is fucking horrendous, and is used by the dregs of society here.

[A Red]

I like the way Bristol women say "six" it sounds like "sex"

[Trumo]

All i'm saying is, "babe" as term of affection means you're a fucking chav.

 

Sonny & Cher were a right pair of fucking chavs.

[Trumo]

Is Boss champ though?

 

Happy birthday Boss.

[Trumo]

The worst thing I've ever seen Champ call anyone on here is "you horror".

 

To be honest, it was me.

 

You should see some of her PMs. Language in there that would make a hewwer blush.

[A Red]

Sonny & Cher were a right pair of fucking chavs.

I got you

[Creator Supreme]

I'm a chav then

[Creator Supreme]

shit-faced cockmaster.

 

One of my favourites from South Park that!

[A Red]

At the other end but even more infuriating are the cricket/rugby types that refer to teammates/friends/colleagues as "guys". Its fucking "lads" you set of boarding school bastards

[Hades]

It's all good unless you drop a premature "honey".

[John101]

I call girlfriends Babe. I also refer to people on my team as 'Guys'. I'm a chav. boarding school bastard.

[General Dryness]

You should see some of her PMs. Language in there that would make a hewwer blush.

I wasn't including PMs mate. Like letters to Penthouse Forums they are.

[Captain Turdseye]

You think Champ’s PM’s are bad. Try speaking to her on WhatsApp. She sounds like a cross between Bernard Manning and Chubby Brown.

[A Red]

I call girlfriends Babe. I also refer to people on my team as 'Guys'. I'm a chav. boarding school bastard.

I'm surprised you get girlfriends

[stringvest]

I call my team ‘team’. Largely because they hate it. Being in IT, therefore firmly down the far end of the autistic spectrum, they hate the concept of team, with its associated huddles and social gatherings. They’re all avowed individuals, despite having the same clothes and beards, same music, playing the same games etc etc

[Rico1304]

I call my team ‘team’. Largely because they hate it. Being in IT, therefore firmly down the far end of the autistic spectrum, they hate the concept of team, with its associated huddles and social gatherings. They’re all avowed individuals, despite having the same clothes and beards, same music, playing the same games etc etc

Do you greet them with a hearty hug each morning?

 

(I’ve been told off for calling our coders ‘geeks’ so have settled on scientists which seems to confuse them, they don’t know if they are being complimented or insulted)

[Champ]

At the other end but even more infuriating are the cricket/rugby types that refer to teammates/friends/colleagues as "guys". Its fucking "lads" you set of boarding school bastards

We’re definitely in boarding school territory at ours. Guys has a kind of non gender specific quality at work (although some don’t approve). Mr C refers to his friends as boys and lads. I don’t tend to have a collective name for most of my friends besides the one group we refer to as ‘the posh birds’

[RedKnight]

'Guys' is corporate management bollocks.

[lifetime fan]

What’s wrong with saying ‘I’m going out’.