Man City Carling Cup semi final

[BCM]

Just watching Carroll here.......................................... How far is Morgan away from a first team start.

[J-V]

Fuck good ball from Kelly

[ScouseJim]

Header Andy!!

[magicrat]

Better from Carroll

[Red Phoenix]

I know Lucas can sometimes be stupid with those bumbling clumsy fouls, but Adam takes it to another level. With Lucas he runs for a bit and often catches the backs of their legs, but Adam just full on clumsily knocks into them without even looking dodgy about it. Does my head in. What the fuck is the point?

[Chocoholic]

First chance we've had in about 10 minutes. We need to get back on the front foot again.

[Heinze]

2 good chances missed from Carroll. Third time lucky?

[silverlining]

Balotelli is such a fucking annoyingly retarded cunt

 

Please someone put him in the fucking stands

[Fugitive]

Stuart Downing is known as fucking Downing in ours. That's all I ever seem to say when he is involved in something. His total inability to take on anyone is depressing plus he gives the ball away more than most I've seen. He is fucking shit is fucking Downing.

[J-V]

Mad Cunt McGregor off for Nasri

[Guest ShoePiss]

When is Carroll going to become match fit? Or is this him at the peak of physical condition?

 

Either way it's a fucking disgrace that someone at this level lumbers around like an overweight shire horse at the end of it's time having pulled carts loaded with beer barrels for 20 years.

 

He might score today and that will be great but it doesn't change anything about him, his speed, reactions and agility are embarrassing.

 

He's just not arsed.

[Heinze]

On comes the lesbian.

[Hand Shandy]

Balotelli is such a fucking annoyingly retarded cunt

 

Please someone put him in the fucking stands

 

I had a word with Roberto for you...

[Torvald Utne]

First chance we've had in about 10 minutes. We need to get back on the front foot again.

 

Unlikely, the substitution has already been made.

[The Dude Abides]

Carroll is depressing to watch. He's more limited than Crouch ever was.

[magicrat]

we need to punish them now.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Carroll is depressing to watch. He's more limited than Crouch ever was.

 

When Crouch wasn't scoring he was still contributing to the play effectively.

[BCM]

Just watching Carroll here.......................................... How far is Morgan away from a first team start.

[J-V]

Well in Stevie

[Horus]

How was that not a foul on Skrtel?

Ref was looking straight at it.

[J-V]

ffs Johnson

[The Dude Abides]

It's periods in games like this where we aren't anywhere near ruthless enough.

[Phoenix]

When Crouch wasn't scoring he was still contributing to the play effectively.

 

He makes Crouch look like Maradona.

[Guest ShoePiss]

So away goals only come into it if we're still level after extra time in the 2nd leg correct?

[silverlining]

Why the fuck is Henderson playing in an advanced position to Gerrard?

 

He has zero attacking threat

 

As for The big Geordie Grock, Savic looks really awful in the air, he should fill his boots against this div. Sadly it looks like he has. With lead.