Gimp XI

[Kevin D]

 

Captain's silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chair crushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass.

 

The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off.

 

Congratulations, son.Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.

 

Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.

 

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison

 

BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

Has the photo gone? Please tell me that it's my shitty Internet, because it would be a crime if a legendary post which belongs to the ages was undermined by some bullshit.

[Kevin D]

Some of Chauncey's other work.

 

 

In the comments on youtube, somebody posted this:

 

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dannyboy19811

Lowest LFC Forum on the web, been looking for this for a while.Funniest thing was, how much silverlining made them to look like dumb cunts. They all sucked his dick, but all the time he was the most anti Liverpool person on the planet. He was mocking them the whole time, kind of like being best friends with someone and fucking their Mrs on the side. Omg I am dying just thinking about it, Stupid cunts.

 

 

 

 

Anybody know who it may be?

[Sugar Ape]

G Richards?

[Jairzinho]

Pretty sure that's Champ.

[Bjornebye]

In the comments on youtube, somebody posted this:

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dannyboy198119 months ago

 

Lowest LFC Forum on the web, been looking for this for a while.Funniest thing was, how much silverlining made them to look like dumb cunts. They all sucked his dick, but all the time he was the most anti Liverpool person on the planet. He was mocking them the whole time, kind of like being best friends with someone and fucking their Mrs on the side. Omg I am dying just thinking about it, Stupid cunts.

 

 

 

 

Anybody know who it may be?

Dave Usher

[Captain Turdseye]

Jon Snow. Without doubt.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Interest terrorists, ASSEMBLE!

[setreal]

In the comments on youtube, somebody posted this:

 

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dannyboy198119 months ago

Lowest LFC Forum on the web, been looking for this for a while.Funniest thing was, how much silverlining made them to look like dumb cunts. They all sucked his dick, but all the time he was the most anti Liverpool person on the planet. He was mocking them the whole time, kind of like being best friends with someone and fucking their Mrs on the side. Omg I am dying just thinking about it, Stupid cunts.

 

 

 

 

Anybody know who it may be?

 

Well, according to his username he appears to be from the future.

[General Dryness]

Well if you take the number 19, add 81 to make 100, then deduct 10 (the 1 should have been a 10, but he had too many characters), you get 90. Which is an isotope of Strontium, and was responsible for the creation of a certain comic character.

 

I think you see where I'm going with this.

[Curly]

That video thing, or whatever it is, is potentially the most embarrassing and cringey thing ever to be done by an adult, closely followed by the comments underneath.

[General Dryness]

That video thing, or whatever it is, is potentially the most embarrassing and cringey thing ever to be done by an adult, closely followed by the comments underneath.

The paddyberger15 video?

 

Crikey.

[alles ist gut]

In the comments on youtube, somebody posted this:

 

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dannyboy198119 months ago

Lowest LFC Forum on the web, been looking for this for a while.Funniest thing was, how much silverlining made them to look like dumb cunts. They all sucked his dick, but all the time he was the most anti Liverpool person on the planet. He was mocking them the whole time, kind of like being best friends with someone and fucking their Mrs on the side. Omg I am dying just thinking about it, Stupid cunts.

 

 

 

 

Anybody know who it may be?

 

Padelli - he's never got over that tag on the TLW footy thread

[KMD7]

That video thing, or whatever it is, is potentially the most embarrassing and cringey thing ever to be done an adult.

Negged.

 

[General Dryness]

Negged.

Yeah likewise. Its the benchmark that all genuine rants aspire to.

 

Belarus, you do know that the "script" for that video was taken from an actual post on here, don't you?

[Curly]

Yeah likewise. Its the benchmark that all genuine rants aspire to.

 

Belarus, you do know that the "script" for that video was taken from an actual post on here, don't you?

No. Where would I find this transcript?

[moof]

No. Where would I find this transcript?

Think the thread was deleted. Fucking brilliant, it was. Ant didn't know what the fuck had hit him.

 

 

 

Anybody know how Rob (paddyburger15) is doing these days?

[Lee909]

That was a rant of epic proportions. We need a really good thread

[Bjornebye]

He walks amongst us the legend

[Captain Turdseye]

He walks amongst us the legend

Who is he now? It's Belarus, isn't it? He's trying to pull off the old double bluff on this thread, the sneaky bastard.

[cloggypop]

Old Silverlining is very active on sixcrazyminutes.com at the moment under the name manwithnoname. The S*n employed gobshite has called me a shithouse, a hypocrite and a parasite this week alone. I have mainly been asking him if it's a bad week at the S*n after the share price falling and if Rupert's cock tastes of Jerry.

 

[Tony Moanero]

cloggy knows.

[littletedwest]

Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son.Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

One of the best posts on here .and half of these guys left before I joined. Just shows legends live forever.

[Bjornebye]

Old Silverlining is very active on sixcrazyminutes.com at the moment under the name manwithnoname. The S*n employed gobshite has called me a shithouse, a hypocrite and a parasite this week alone. I have mainly been asking him if it's a bad week at the S*n after the share price falling and if Rupert's cock tastes of Jerry.

I hope you have made everyone aware of his job? And if so why are people even engaging with him on a Liverpool website?

[Bjornebye]

Who is he now? It's Belarus, isn't it? He's trying to pull off the old double bluff on this thread, the sneaky bastard.

No. He remains anonymous. Unless you like summer tits.

[cloggypop]

I hope you have made everyone aware of his job? And if so why are people even engaging with him on a Liverpool website?

Seems to be acceptable. Shame really, decent site otherwise.

 

I always thought the man was a cunt before I knew who he worked for.