*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Russ Atmosphere]

#weforgottogothegame

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I smell a DVD. 

 

'' Bobby tames the Wolf ''

[Russ Atmosphere]

A Bobby brown shoeing (not the one Whitney got)

[Joe Strummer]

Embarrassing attendance. They sold most of the seats viewable to the TV cameras.

[raininblood]

10,500 never went the game !

[Barrington Womble]

It was a full house. The small published attendance was just to cheap the tax man.

[Trumo]

Wolfsburg were wide open defensively all night, but they still had plenty of possession and chances themselves. I was hoping for the Germans to keep a clean sheet not just because it was the shite, but because I could have used "People's Car Club [insert score], People's Club Nil Satis Nisi Optimum". Cunts. Oh well, there's still the return fixture I suppose.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Cunts. Blah blah blah blah

That's all I needed to hear.

[Reds4Life]

Surprised they haven't rushed out the DVD titled "School of Science - The best result in Europe this week by any English team, even der redshite (goal difference defo counts)"

[Reds4Life]

Double post, apologies.

 

Or world's quickest bump, either works.

[Reds4Life]

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[Total Longo]

Tyldesley kept saying during the Everton game that it had been "four long years" since Merseyside had seen European Football. Now i know our last Europa Laague campaign was pretty risible, but still, a bit of an oversight by ITV there. 

 

EDIT, just read Trumo's earlier post. Glad it wasn't just me that noticed this, anyway.

[Harry Squatter]

They were made up to be above der redshite on goal difference

[Barrington Womble]

Tyldesley kept saying during the Everton game that it had been "four long years" since Merseyside had seen European Football. Now i know our last Europa Laague campaign was pretty risible, but still, a bit of an oversight by ITV there. 

 

EDIT, just read Trumo's earlier post. Glad it wasn't just me that noticed this, anyway.

he meant merseyside people, clearly there are only irish and norweigans at anfield on match day.

[GR10 LFC]

Seen this on someone's Facebook earlier

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/officialevertonfc

 

Where's the eBay money Bill?

[manwiththestick]

Nil feedback nisi optimum

[milky]

Seen this on someone's Facebook earlier

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/officialevertonfc

 

Where's the eBay money Bill?

 

£150 quid for a signed Eto shirt?? I'd want three signed £50 notes along with that.

[Paco]

baines picking the ball out of the net and bringing it back to the centre spot after scoring to make it 3-2.

 

long way away from him barely jogging down the sideline track when his team were losing to city at home last season

[Iceman]

He was a manc by proxy in those days. He has some arsekissing to do.

[Harry Squatter]

£150 quid for a signed Eto shirt?? I'd want three signed £50 notes along with that.

You get the pen that he used to sign his contract with thrown in free.

[Anubis]

Odd looking at their match thread from yesterday and so many similar comments to our own, about the need for a defensive coach.

[Reckoner]

£210 now for the Eto shirt, 4 days to go. Who bids on these things? The Royal Oak landlord ?

'Eto, a player who proves you don't need birth certificates to prove your worth £100 grand a week but he is worth £100 grand a week'.

Id rather send my bank details to Eto's dad.

[Reckoner]

remember that 'we've got the best midfield in the world song' we used to have? 7 years ago?

this is off toffeetalk.com

 

Sorry mods (Romey more) I did do a search and got no hits on a song thread... SO I thought I'd share this one as I think it's gonna garher pace....

 

Sung to the tune of the old Arteta song..

 

Follow, follow, follow, Everton are the team to follow..

 

With Besic, Ross Barkley,

 

And Barry, Mcarthey

 

Lukaku and Samuel Eto'o-oh oh

 

Like this one a lot :D

follow, follow, follow....hahhahaaaa what the fuck is that? the guy reckons it's been heard around the ground already this season too.

[Paulie Dangerously]

PostIt note on my desk today 'Lukaku 2

Balotelli 1

Lambert 0

Gerrard slipped!'

 

Rep for the best response apart from the obvious '20 years' shout

[alles ist gut]

Everton 2

Palace 3

No Use 4

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