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Even by their standards that is some bat crazy shite he has conjured up from absolutely nowhere I couldn't even begin to think what the fuck he was on about. 

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3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Wasn't that the final?

No. In the final of the Champion's league it was to face either 21 Norwich or 15 Burnley. Based on rankings.

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44 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

He did one for the run to Kiev too. He knows what he means......

 

 

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Player Valuation: £70m
To illustrate their luck - using an FA Cup style competition as an illustration 

Liverpool are Wolves (ranked 21st out of 37) - so "Wolves" are in a competition with the entire Premier League and 17 of the 24 teams in the Championship

They played:

Queens Park Rangers in the Play offs (2nd leg at home)
In the main draw they got Sheff UtdNorwich and Leicester
In the last 16 they drew Crystal Palace (2nd leg at home)
In the quarter finals they drew Newcastle United and the ref helps them along
In the semi-final they drew Cardiff and the ref helps them along (whilst Man City played Man Utd)
In the final they ("Wolves") will play Man City

Now tell me they haven't been lucky.
 

Fucking hell, even in his imagination they can't seem to qualify...

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10 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Even in the fifth dimension they are still shit

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They talk in a form of binary anyway 

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So, we were ranked 22nd last season and are the equivalent of Sheffield United using this season's league standings (not last season's for some reason or other).

 

Everton were ranked 78th, so that makes them the equivalent of Stevenage (10th in league 2 this season)? Is that how this bollocks works? 'Cos it's a bit of a slight on a proud club like Stevenage.

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1 hour ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Does all this crazy shit mean that Rapid Vienna, who they beat in the Cup Winners Cup final in 1985, are equivalent to Kidderminster Harriers? 

No, I think they're the equivalent to Rapid Hardware. 

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To illustrate their luck. They enter a 30 man Royal Rumble, and come in at number 15 with only a Tortoise, a Washing Machine and two Kebabs left in the ring.

They then times four by Squirrel and get Soap. After they defeat all comers including Idi Amin and Lester Pigott they luckily win Miss America. Bastards.

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3 hours ago, rotoq said:

He must be a genius, because we finished a point off the top and won the European cup, and only 2 of our players would get a game for them.

Yeah, to be fair I forgot how few of our players could play for them. I'm surprised it's as many as 2 thinking about it. After all they have richarlison and Bernard in those wide areas and firmino isn't even a number 9, so it's obvious Calvert Lewin would get a game before him. Their midfield walked all over us twice this season. There's not a finer left back in the league than digne and Mina is a monster, did you know they've both been to Barcelona on holiday? Then there's Michael Keane, who is easily England's finest centre half and everyone always underestimates Seamus Coleman. And then the keepers. The mistakes alisson makes. There's no way he's better than Jordan pickford. What a game he had in the nation's league 3rd place play off. He took a pen and then saved one, what a character, what a keeper. Fuck knows how we finished above them. 

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On 21/06/2019 at 19:29, Angie81 said:

Came across these gems so obviously had to share...

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Its good to see people with acute brain damage being given access to the internet, communications should be "inclusive"

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5 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

This fella has took a lot of time and effort on this. Think he’s trying to say we were lucky in a roundabout way! 

 

 

ToffeeDan

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Player Valuation: £70m
You mean Spurs.
Updated to reflect current season rankings

Assume City (1st) are the best team in a 32 team competition. Everton are 8th best, Huddersfield 20th and the top 12 sides in the Championship make up the rest

This is how lucky Liverpool get in their progess to the two finals.

Last season - ranked 22nd. Let's say they are Sheffield United. They draw the 4th seed of 5 in the qualifier....

They go into Pot 3 and lose the FA Cup Final equivalent by getting past

Everton Bournemouth and Swansea

Knock Out. Burnley, Newcastle, Leeds and then lose to Man City in the Final....

This season. They are Brighton ranked 17/32..

They draw Wolves, Newcastle and Brentford and scrape out the group stages.

They beat Spurs (4), Watford and Chelsea

In the final - based on rankings - they face either 21 Norwich or 15 Burnley.....

I realise, superficially this is a bit silly and they have achieved a lot but this shows how much luck plays its part
 
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Hes on glue. No other explanation.

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I see his logic. If the CL consisted of just English sides then the sides we beat wouldn't be as good as they actually are so we have been incredibly lucky and are in fact shit.  

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Hilariously, Manchester City, that team they pinned all their hopes on this season, didn't need deluded imaginations to whip up some bizarre cup runs. City got them in real life (without even mentioning their very generous CL run), en route to both domestic cups, yet they weren't lucky while Liverpool were? Or something. 

 

 

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12 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

This fella has took a lot of time and effort on this. Think he’s trying to say we were lucky in a roundabout way! 

 

 

ToffeeDan

ToffeeDan

Player Valuation: £70m
You mean Spurs.
Updated to reflect current season rankings

Assume City (1st) are the best team in a 32 team competition. Everton are 8th best, Huddersfield 20th and the top 12 sides in the Championship make up the rest

This is how lucky Liverpool get in their progess to the two finals.

Last season - ranked 22nd. Let's say they are Sheffield United. They draw the 4th seed of 5 in the qualifier....

They go into Pot 3 and lose the FA Cup Final equivalent by getting past

Everton Bournemouth and Swansea

Knock Out. Burnley, Newcastle, Leeds and then lose to Man City in the Final....

This season. They are Brighton ranked 17/32..

They draw Wolves, Newcastle and Brentford and scrape out the group stages.

They beat Spurs (4), Watford and Chelsea

In the final - based on rankings - they face either 21 Norwich or 15 Burnley.....

I realise, superficially this is a bit silly and they have achieved a lot but this shows how much luck plays its part
 
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