Pennant

[Mbrownrigg]

I'm ashamed this bell played for us.

 

If only his talent matched his own opinion of himself.

 

Premier League - Stoke star 'forgot he owned Porsche' - Yahoo! Eurosport

[Anny Road]

Bet he would have remembered it if there was a bottle of Jack Daniels in the boot.

[rubble-rouser]

What an absolute knobhound.

[straight_red]

Sort of reminds me of this story about Shola Ameobi.

 

Rich but thick seems to be a common thread among footballers, I'm surprised they don't get conned out of huge sums on a regular basis.

[RED.DUB]

a porshe lay in the one spot for five months with the keys on the seat,nah dont believe that.

[Cij]

He must have mixed it up with the silver Aston Martin DB9 (sporting a P3NN4NT personalised number plate) that he also owns.

 

I suggest that Mr. Pennant should consider a "P3N1S" or "P1SSH34D" number plate for his next expensive car...

[Cij]

I checked and unfortunatley Drogba has already secured the "P1SSH34D" personalised plate....

[kurt5561]

Pennant is a tremendous cunt.

[setreal]

Happened to me twice last year.

[INTORRESTING]

I think that's pretty funny.

[Johnni]

Porsche left in a train station with the keys on the seat and not getting nicked in 5 months.........hmmmmm.

[House of Dirk]

Bet he would have remembered it if there was a bottle of Jack Daniels in the boot.

 

And a shit hat.......

[billypilgrimnz]

I didn't mind him. I remember one game near the end of his time here, he destroyed one of the shit teams away, Birmingham, maybe, and after the match everyone was like "So what? It was only Birmingham, they're shit like" as if playing teams like Birmingham isn't for points or something.

[Anubis]

Insurance job gone very wrong.

[Guest TK-421]

Here's the fuckin' article:

 

 

Real Zaragoza had to get in touch with former player Jermaine Pennant to tell the Stoke winger he had left a Porsche abandoned at Zaragoza train station for five months, according to a report in Marca.

 

The Spanish paper claims that when Pennant was contacted by Zaragoza about the car, he admitted he did not remember anything about it.

 

Zaragoza were then forced to open the car and were surprised to find that the keys were on the seat.

 

The car in question had a customised licence plate with the number 'P33NNT" on it.

 

Pennant is a big fan of cars and has a sportscar collection.

 

The former Arsenal and Liverpool star signed for Zaragoza on a free transfer in the summer of 2009 but he struggled to make an impact with the Liga side.

 

During his spell in Spain he infuriated coach José Aurelio Gay after turning up late for training three times in the space of two weeks.

 

Last August he signed for Stoke City on a four-month loan deal which was then made permanent in December.

 

Pennant was once deemed one of the hottest prospects in the game, and played 24 times for the England U21s, but the 28-year-old has never won a full England cap.

[lifetime fan]

The bloke is a cunt of the highest order.

 

The summer he signed for us he was lighting cigars with fifty quid notes in a club in Bristol. He was acting like a complete prick, to the point in the end he was thrown out by the bouncers for his own safety.

[JagSquared]

Ha the Spanish coach was called gay

[RoboRiise]

Bet he would have remembered it if there was a bottle of Jack Daniels in the boot.

 

 

Aye.

 

 

 

 

Grade 1 arsehole, thousands of kids in this country would kill for his talent and the opportunities it's given him. He'll be bankrupt, if not dead, within 5 years of stopping playing - another Gazza in the making in my opinion.

[Coro]

*wipes away tear*

[Heinze]

Apparently it was 3 weeks. Not 5 months.

[23_Carra_Gold]

Aye.

 

 

 

 

Grade 1 arsehole, thousands of kids in this country would kill for his talent and the opportunities it's given him. He'll be bankrupt, if not dead, within 5 years of stopping playing - another Gazza in the making in my opinion.

 

Great hat

[Johnni]

He looks like he just escaped prison wearing all that black and white.

[rondeco]

Great Hat? Fuck off.

[Elm0]

always find it ironic when people post the picture like the above like its an abomination. well, tbf it probably is. but if one of your mates did it youd lap it up and call them a hero.

[Moorsey]

always find it ironic when people post the picture like the above like its an abomination. well, tbf it probably is. but if one of your mates did it youd lap it up and call them a hero.

 

Then ask your "hero" mate for his Porsche keys....