Cross your fingers

[Steve Holt]

UK, Ireland, Belgium, Germany and Scandanavia. Fucking hell over a millions passengers. I thought my mates were pulling my leg earlier when they told me about this.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Watching the darts and getting pissed off with the Sky add for Sky news " Britain grounded. FFS. We're doomed.

[RJ Fan club]

Shit. I paid extra to get to Scilly isles by helicopter on Saturday. The only other way there that isn't by air is a ferry that leaves 20 minutes after my coach is due and there won't be another until Monday.

 

I'd have thought low level flying will be okay. I've been told that Private jets and pretty much any flight wishing to take off can, but it's advised not to.

 

Oh and the advice has been extend to ground flights till at least 13:00 BST tomorrow.

[Remmie]

Touché volcano salesman

[Nunavut Patrick]

I'm supposed to fly into Heathrow Saturday morning.

 

Haven't cancelled yet but I may have to get the kayak out...

 

Would be gutted as I imagine the backlog will take days to clear.

 

On the upside I can get to Toronto and see my sister for a few days but she has a massive 24lb cat that makes me sneeze.

 

Is life ever fair?

[Juniper]

Looks like flights might be grounded for four days due to winds.

 

Huge ash plume blanketing Europe may last 5 more days -Times Online

 

 

As debris continued to spew from the Eyjafjallajökull volcano, airlines were last night preparing to ground flights for at least four more days.

 

Hundreds of thousands of stranded passengers, already experiencing the worst travel chaos in living memory, faced trying to make alternative arrangements by rail, road or sea — or cancelling their trips.

 

The National Air Traffic Service denied that it had overreacted by closing UK airspace. “Safety is our main priority and volcanic ash is a serious threat to aircraft,” a spokesman said. Safety experts said that if the ash is sucked into jet engines it can cause them to fail catastrophically.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Looks like flights might be grounded for four days due to winds.

 

Huge ash plume blanketing Europe may last 5 more days -Times Online

 

As opposed to failing in an non-catastrophic manner.

 

Captian: Our enigines have failed but keep calm and carry on as it's not a catastrophic failure. And now back to our in flight film 'Castaway'.

[Lurtz]

So SKI's not going on holiday. On the plus side there's going to be some corking sunsets in the next few days. All's well that ends well.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

great norks on this bbc weathergirl.

 

 

This milf makes my love lava flow. What is it that i find appealing about Milf lately? could it be the experienced cock-handling look they have, or the difficulty in chatting one up. I love milf! milf know's when to talk and when to cook dinner and milf takes its time in the bedroom.

Long live Milf.

[The-Sir]

A mate was supposed to go to Amsterdam today but instead he is spending a few days in Carrick-On-Shannon.

 

conversely, a mate of mine who was meant to be back yesterday is stuck in Amsterdam till Monday. Lucky git.

[melons]

Didn't the temperature rise or something for the days that the planes were grounded after 9/11? Or is that just some bull shit i read somewhere?

[Elmyn Noos]

I flew out to Paris for a few days hols last week, and got back on Saturday having had an excellent time.

 

Great volcanic timing as far as I'm concerned, and as I'm my primary concern, all is well.

[Remmie]

I flew out to Paris for a few days hols last week, and got back on Saturday having had an excellent time.

 

Great volcanic timing as far as I'm concerned, and as I'm my primary concern, all is well.

It turns out that it won't be affecting my fucking helicopter, so everything is tip fucking top for lord fuckpants (me) and my fucking trip to the Scilly isles. Fuck. Yeah!

[Mel Wood]

 

Aarrrrgghh!!! It's an angry skull, it's going to kill us all!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Cloudy here today and the temperature has dropped by at least 6°. Fucking Icelandic cunts.

[Carradona]

I'm meant to be going back to Liverpool on Monday. Will my flight be moved or what?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm meant to be going back to Liverpool on Monday. Will my flight be moved or what?

 

Expect cancellations well into Saturday, after that things should start to ease off and get back to normal. Unless it spews its ring again.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

There's two proper annoying bints in our work flyng to Beindorm for some hen do in the early hours of sunday and I tell you now, I'll love it, I'll love it if there flights cancelled.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

There's two proper annoying bints in our work flyng to Beindorm for some hen do in the early hours of sunday and I tell you now, I'll love it, I'll love it if there flights cancelled.

 

No!! No, you've got it all wrong mate. Surely it would be better if they could fly out and then the Volcano erupts again and traps them in Benidorm with the Donkeys and pissed up wannabe hard case knobbers.

[Liverpool lad]

If it is any comfort to anyone, I am flying on the 5th June, that won't be delayed

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If it is any comfort to anyone, I am flying on the 5th June, that won't be delayed

 

Tempting fate there mate.

[Liverpool lad]

Tempting fate there mate.

 

I am not, I am that smug

[lfcwonderboy1]

If it is any comfort to anyone, I am flying on the 5th June, that won't be delayed

 

That depends on the volcano, if it has decided to stop spueing out ash, are decides to wreck your holiday,

 

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[Liverpool lad]

Not even going to look at that

[Karl_b]

It turns out that it won't be affecting my fucking helicopter, so everything is tip fucking top for lord fuckpants (me) and my fucking trip to the Scilly isles. Fuck. Yeah!

 

You are not interested in Culture and History of Scilly, you just want to make fuck with Scillonian girls.