Instant cunt identifiers

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That sea-shanty video doing the rounds of them was superb. 

Wouldn't mind watching that if you can find it mate.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Wouldn't mind watching that if you can find it mate.

 

 

 

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Haha, some people have way too much time in their hands.

[Arniepie]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Missing a cervical vertebra or two?

You would have thought kecks wouldnt need to auto correct?

[Anubis]

Companies offering what are effectively food loans in the US to encourage people to buy expensive takeaway meals they can’t really afford. Pretty good identifier if you ask me.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

People who think they're on a chat show when getting served in a busy shop with loads of people waiting to get served. 

 

Also people who get up early of a weekend and start mowing the lawn,  putting the bins out noisily or fucking around with their car. Selfish inconsiderate twats. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Also people who get up early of a weekend and start mowing the lawn,  putting the bins out noisily or fucking around with their car. Selfish inconsiderate twats. 

Those are the people who sneer at others for having fun. “Look at me I’m all motivated and doing things” yeah at 10am while you turn your bedside lamp off I’ll be chatting up the same bird whose gonna be doing things that made your mum take you to church to me later on you boring bastard. Oh and do my lawn while you’re at it you fucking hang glider 

[Dr Nowt]

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Hahahaha thats quite funny to be honest 

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha thats quite funny to be honest 

He’s just driven off with a baby Rottweiler sat on his lap. Literally perched looking over the steering wheel. The lad doesn’t give a solitary fuck.

[Dr Nowt]

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha 

[Clem H Fandango]

Creased clothes. Iron them you lazy cunt.

 

Anyone that owns an illuminated kettle. It's for boiling water ffs not for having a disco.

[lifetime fan]

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 15/10/2021 at 13:39, Anubis said:

Companies offering what are effectively food loans in the US to encourage people to buy expensive takeaway meals they can’t really afford. Pretty good identifier if you ask me.

 

 

People who make statements like 'fuck everything ' 'I'm done ' 'stop the world I wanna get off', and then go to wetherspoons.

[Harry Squatter]

People who can't interact or handle being sociable with anyone outside of their little clique of friends or family. 

[Section_31]

Anyone who wants a wacky funeral.

[General Dryness]

On 16/10/2021 at 05:42, Dr Nowt said:

Do you shee the beasht?

[Section_31]

Anyone who uses the phrase 'mainstream media'.

[Harry Squatter]

17 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who wants a wacky funeral.

"Oooohhh, ooh I want everyone to wear pink or fancy dress and not cry, also want something hilarious as my funeral song"

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who uses the phrase 'mainstream media'.

It sounds cuntish, but I’ve never heard anyone use it. In what context is it used?

[Tony Moanero]

17 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

"Oooohhh, ooh I want everyone to wear pink or fancy dress and not cry, also want something hilarious as my funeral song"

Nah, people should have what they want.

[Harry Squatter]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

It sounds cuntish, but I’ve never heard anyone use it. In what context is it used?

Covid deniers and anti vaxxers use it all the time. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who uses the phrase 'mainstream media'.

Better if they abbreviate it to MSM.

[Tony Moanero]

Using the phrase “I have no words”. 

 

I’m sick of seeing this shit on telly and the internet.