Instant cunt identifiers

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Cunt

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Cold Calling Cunts. Just had one on the phone regarding Loft Insulation, his voice was so slow and boring he sounded like Jack Dee on Valium. Told him to peeeeess orrrrfff!

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Is a neg from an anonymous person on a football forum good enough reason? 

Maybe it's time to let it go mate, you've flogged this horse a thousand times.

 

I stopped masturbating to your fued a long time ago, at least keep the petty jibes current, then I can get back on that mucky horse.

[Section_31]

Anyone who doesn't wear socks, especially with a suit or on a night out. Last days of Babylon style shit. 

[Remmie]

Just now, Section_31 said:

Anyone who doesn't wear socks, especially with a suit or on a night out. Last days of Babylon style shit. 

Are they really not wearing socks or is it just those low riding ankle socks? Not that that's much better, but slightly less stinky

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Maybe it's time to let it go mate, you've flogged this horse a thousand times.

 

I stopped masturbating to your fued a long time ago, at least keep the petty jibes current, then I can get back on that mucky horse.

It was topical. The feud doesn't exist. It was put to bed. I cracked a joke. If you can't masturbate to my jokes then you need to re-evaluate things. 

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Are they really not wearing socks or is it just those low riding ankle socks? Not that that's much better, but slightly less stinky

 

 

 

[easytoslip]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who doesn't wear socks, especially with a suit or on a night out. Last days of Babylon style shit. 

Grim that kind of shit, as with those low socks things I'd say trainers and a suit is the pits too. 

 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Do you have a union or an HR grievance process? i'd get some advice about maybe making a complaint (the fact she's marked you down for not saying please and thanks even though you have, means what she's said is demonstrably false). Once you open up a complaint process like that it could do two things, either they uphold it and she's not allowed to mark your calls again, or at the very least it sows the seed that if it happens again there's a history between you both which you can use as a defence in the future. "She's had it in for me for ages, I lodged a grievance last year". 

 

Telephone jobsworths are the worst. Some woman (team coach was her job title, the very definition of jobsworth - translates as Unterscharfuhrer) used to have it in for me. She'd been beaten up by her ex and was obsessed with the fact I was big and tall, kept asking me all the time 'are you six foot three? You're six foot three aren't you?' Was fucking weird, I got the impression the fella who'd hit her must have looked like me. Work that one out. 

I've sent an e-mail to my boss this morning stating my case & he responded to say he's going to check the call himself & feedback but he agrees that her comments are 'heavily weighted & excessive'.

 

If the pattern continues into the future, I have already decided that I will be raising a complaint with HR. It's the last thing I want to do but I have to defend my livelihood & family here.

[Tony Moanero]

 

52 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who doesn't wear socks, especially with a suit or on a night out. Last days of Babylon style shit. 

Socks with shorts and trainees look shite

unless you are five years old or a tennis player. However, Don Johnson is the only man who ever looked cool wearing kecks without them.

 

[Elite]

42 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Cold Calling Cunts. Just had one on the phone regarding Loft Insulation, his voice was so slow and boring he sounded like Jack Dee on Valium. Told him to peeeeess orrrrfff!

Did they say 'Please' and 'Thank You'?

 

If not it was probably Mook.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Mook said:

I've sent an e-mail to my boss this morning stating my case & he responded to say he's going to check the call himself & feedback but he agrees that her comments are 'heavily weighted & excessive'.

 

If the pattern continues into the future, I have already decided that I will be raising a complaint with HR. It's the last thing I want to do but I have to defend my livelihood & family here.

I might start a thread so we can collate everyones ideas on how to handle this one. Trust me, we've got your back on this. Bitch won't know whats hit her. 

 

 

I also think if you move jobs anytime you should consider a male only environment. 

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, Mook said:

I've sent an e-mail to my boss this morning stating my case & he responded to say he's going to check the call himself & feedback but he agrees that her comments are 'heavily weighted & excessive'.

 

If the pattern continues into the future, I have already decided that I will be raising a complaint with HR. It's the last thing I want to do but I have to defend my livelihood & family here.

Great move, I think what you've done will do the trick there, sow the seeds. 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I've sent an e-mail to my boss this morning stating my case & he responded to say he's going to check the call himself & feedback but he agrees that her comments are 'heavily weighted & excessive'.

 

If the pattern continues into the future, I have already decided that I will be raising a complaint with HR. It's the last thing I want to do but I have to defend my livelihood & family here.

The weird thing with this sort of incident ,which is almost a 100% female occurrence is that she will probably not have a personal grudge with you it is just an excitement thing that she has been given a small form of power and feels that she has to use it. Hopefully your sensible steps above will nip it in the bud.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

The weird thing with this sort of incident ,which is almost a 100% female occurrence is that she will probably not have a personal grudge with you it is just an excitement thing that she has been given a small form of power and feels that she has to use it. Hopefully your sensible steps above will nip it in the bud.

We've dedicated a thread to this matter. 

 

Please advise. 

[sir roger]

Ha ha, I assumed the discussions that didnt involve shitting in petrol tanks etc might be better off on this one.

[Harry Squatter]

People who are sound with you when you are down on your luck/have no money but then fucking hate you if you get something they don't or you have a small bit of good fortune. 

[Sugar Ape]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

She sounds like a proper horrible bitch. As others have said mate, fight fire with fire. See how she likes it when the shoes on the other foot. Jobsworth cunt.

I’d fight fire with water personally. Your way sounds like a recipe for disaster. 

[Remmie]

56 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

I’d fight fire with water personally. Your way sounds like a recipe for disaster. 

Or if we are talking about a different thread, fight fire with breakfasts

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Or if we are talking about a different thread, fight fire with breakfasts

Lifey does that when he cooks his breakfasts. He fights fire with fire then adds more fire before setting it on fire then getting a dragon involved in proceedings then douses the kitchen in petrol and sets it all on fire then puts it out with fire. 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

I’d fight fire with water personally. Your way sounds like a recipe for disaster. 

It's what my granddad taught me prior to getting sacked from the fire brigade 

[Bjornebye]

On 28/05/2020 at 15:15, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Went to see Fleetwood Mac in Manchester a few years ago and had a few drinks in the bar of the hotel for about two hours. A couple, really fat sat opposite each other and for our whole time there never said a word just stayed on their phones.

She’s just had that take that meerkat thing in the telly through her Facebook. Kid you not she spent more time filming it or taking pictures of the telly and messaging her mates than watching it. I ended up getting up with the remote as a mic for the last song to remind her actual music was on and yep , accidentally pressed something that dropped the stream and she missed the last song. Apparently I’m the biggest cunt ever. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just had that take that meerkat thing in the telly through her Facebook. Kid you not she spent more time filming it or taking pictures of the telly and messaging her mates than watching it. I ended up getting up with the remote as a mic for the last song to remind her actual music was on and yep , accidentally pressed something that dropped the stream and she missed the last song. Apparently I’m the biggest cunt ever. 

I think you saved her some pain personally! I'd rather stick a power drill in my ears than listen to those fucking gimps!

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I think you saved her some pain personally! I'd rather stick a power drill in my ears than listen to those fucking gimps!

Nah it was actually good you miserable cunt 

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Nah it was actually good you miserable cunt 

Take that and good aren't compatible! They're woeful overrated bags of droning tory wank! Disappointed in you Stig!