Tourettes

[JohnnyH]

On BBC1 now is an update on that show from years ago on 2 lads suffering with this.

 

I feel really bad for them, but I am shitting myself I'm laughing so hard.

[JohnnyH]

The glasgow bloke keeps telling his dog to cross the road when traffic is coming, so they have had to train the dog to ignore him.

 

I'm sorry, I need to go to the toilet.

[Guest simon]

Moves head to the side Clicks then goes "pop".

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

I'm a chicken fucker!

[Mendoza]

FUCK OFF

[odris]

This was on last year.

[JohnnyH]

Really sad to see the poor 15 year old kid when he was younger.

 

However, he was in school and they were holding up red cards in chemistry class and he kept shouting "Ready steady cook" and "chicken". I pee'd a little.

[Mendoza]

I saw this last year. I felt really sorry for John, it showed just how much it's affected his life in terms of getting a job, girlfriend etc. I laughed out loud on a few occasions though, couldnt help it.

[Hand Shandy]

You're all going to hell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll see you there!

[JohnnyH]

That's exaclty it. I feel so sorry for these lads, but I'm in stitches. "Chopper dyes his pubes ginger". The women in to talk to them and she says she has googled tourettes, and the fella beside her shouts "fuck off nosey".

[neko]

i'm convinced that i have a growing case of tourettes syndrome.

 

or it could be this mountain of shit school projects i'm marking.

[Mendoza]

I like how he keeps twatting the rear view mirror when he's in his mates car.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm a rapist

 

JAPSEYE

[JohnnyH]

Actually his tourettes mates are pissing themselves at each other. It's nice to see they can laugh at it amongst themselves.

 

"There are not enough gay men" with his bird standing there.

 

Fucking pissing it. (That was me saying I'm laughing by the way)

[Paulie Dangerously]

They're ruining the comedy with heart wrenching loneliness stories

[JohnnyH]

Yeah, I felt particualy bad when John spoke of his difficulties to have a relationship, and I felt genuinly bad for him. It's horrible.

 

However, his mate shouting "Ginger Pubes" brought me back to comedy hour with a bump.

[Paulie Dangerously]

He nearly sparked her out then!!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Rahahahaahaa

[Total Longo]

Arthur Daley!

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/79585-tourettes-documentary.html

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'd fucking hate to have that cunting disease.

[Mendoza]

He nearly sparked her out then!!

 

Thats a good bit. Think i might give this another watch on i player.

[JohnnyH]

"I'm a chicken fucker!"

 

And now I'm spent. I have no more tears.

[HurdyGurdyMan]

The legend that is 'Fuck Off John'!!!

 

Got a family friend who has Tourettes (not as severe as fuck off John) and he copes with it brilliantly and is forever making jokes about himself. I admire anyone like that who has to cope with something like that.

[stringvest]

Just reading this thread almost made me lose control of my toilet stuff. I have been crying and howling with laughter on my own here like a loon.

 

Then...

 

I clicked on the link that Longo posted. (I'll never forgive you for that Longo, you twat). I thought my eyes were going to blow out with the pressure of trying not to shit myself with laughter. I couldn't read it after about a third of the way down. I remember reading it before, but I couldn't get too far down it this time.

 

A terrible affliction, truly heartbreaking, but it brings such humour to us non-sufferers.

[WaltonRed]

That Jock fella is hilarious.

 

i never miss a programme with him on it cos he's so funny.

 

Felt a bit sly on the kid Greg though.