The world of a woman.

[Section_31]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

In Langkawi, Malaysia and then Koh Samui, Thailand (definitely not a humble brag) and Mrs Rem has decided she doesn't like sleeping in an air conditioned room. It's 30c at night with 80% humidity. We are here until 10th Jan. 

 

How come? Is it noisy?

[Elite]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

In Langkawi, Malaysia and then Koh Samui, Thailand (definitely not a humble brag) and Mrs Rem has decided she doesn't like sleeping in an air conditioned room. It's 30c at night with 80% humidity. We are here until 10th Jan. 

There's simply no alternative in those conditions. I'm not a fan of air con as it's virus shower but needs must.

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

There's simply no alternative in those conditions. I'm not a fan of air con as it's virus shower but needs must.

Yeah fuck that. Air con (especially older units) can be a right pain in the arse but needs must. 
 

I was paying over a grand a month on electric (and water) when I was in Dubai.  

[sir roger]

35 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I was paying over a grand a month on electric (and water) when I was in Dubai.  

 

Bills can get a bit much over there for a torturer 

[Arniepie]

Alice Wood who dragged partner under car guilty of murder - BBC News

 

The philosophy student told her trial she did not realise he was trapped underneath her car when she drove up Sandbach Road, before stopping.

[Section_31]

After dragging Mr Watson 158 metres along the road, Wood then stopped, and asked a nearby resident "please phone an ambulance, I think I've run over my boyfriend".

[Arniepie]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

After dragging Mr Watson 158 metres along the road, Wood then stopped, and asked a nearby resident "please phone an ambulance, I think I've run over my boyfriend".

in fairness

he had been talking to another woman

[Section_31]

* dyes hair purple.

 

Running over men is NOT OKAY!

[lifetime fan]

We had an argument this morning because I hadn’t bought PG tips teabags. 
 

This was despite the fact there was a fucking massive box of PG tips teabags on the side in front of her face. 
 

Apparently I was making it up they’d stopped making pyramid teabags and gone back to square. 
 

On top of that I must have bought two massive boxes of tea bags, one PG tips and one square bags and then spent the time emptying the box of PG tips and filling it with square teabags just to prove a point and make sure I was right in her pathetic argument. 
 

My response of “make your own fucking tea then you ungrateful cunt” proved I was lying and she was right all along! 
 

 

[YorkshireRed]

16 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

We had an argument this morning because I hadn’t bought PG tips teabags. 
 

This was despite the fact there was a fucking massive box of PG tips teabags on the side in front of her face. 
 

Apparently I was making it up they’d stopped making pyramid teabags and gone back to square. 
 

On top of that I must have bought two massive boxes of tea bags, one PG tips and one square bags and then spent the time emptying the box of PG tips and filling it with square teabags just to prove a point and make sure I was right in her pathetic argument. 
 

My response of “make your own fucking tea then you ungrateful cunt” proved I was lying and she was right all along! 
 

 

Yorkshire Tea > PG Tips

[lifetime fan]

50 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Yorkshire Tea > PG Tips

Fuck off. 
 

Yorkshire tea is fucking shite. 
 

Cornish breakfast > Twinnings breakfast > PG. 

 

Thats the order depending on the bank balance. 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

We had an argument this morning because I hadn’t bought PG tips teabags. 
 

This was despite the fact there was a fucking massive box of PG tips teabags on the side in front of her face. 
 

Apparently I was making it up they’d stopped making pyramid teabags and gone back to square. 
 

On top of that I must have bought two massive boxes of tea bags, one PG tips and one square bags and then spent the time emptying the box of PG tips and filling it with square teabags just to prove a point and make sure I was right in her pathetic argument. 
 

My response of “make your own fucking tea then you ungrateful cunt” proved I was lying and she was right all along! 
 

 

Should have said they only make the pyramid ones in Egypt nowadays.

[VladimirIlyich]

24 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Fuck off. 
 

Yorkshire tea is fucking shite. 
 

Cornish breakfast > Twinnings breakfast > PG. 

 

Thats the order depending on the bank balance. 

Twinnings is tea minus tea. Weak as piss.

[YorkshireRed]

33 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Yorkshire tea is fucking shite. 

I’ve sent a copy of this to Dickie Bird. We can but hope this doesn’t tip him over the edge.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Twinnings is tea minus tea. Weak as piss.

Unless you’re doing loose leaf Twinning Asaam are the best out there. 

[Redder Lurtz]

It's Twinings you retards, not Twinnings. Stop getting tea wrong. 

 

It's still not as good as Yorkshire tea though. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Redder Lurtz said:

It's Twinings you retards, not Twinnings. Stop getting tea wrong. 

 

It's still not as good as Yorkshire tea though. 

Suck my dicck.

[Redder Lurtz]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Suck my dicck.

 

These are the same kind of people who refer to a certain scummy pub chain as "Witherspoons."

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

These are the same kind of people who refer to a certain scummy pub chain as "Witherspoons."

I treat a Witherspoons like 7up, I never have, and never will.

[Creator Supreme]

25 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I treat a Witherspoons like 7up, I never have, and never will.

7up you're missing out. Wetherspoons you're missing nowt.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

These are the same kind of people who refer to a certain scummy pub chain as "Witherspoons."

I bet their beer is still strong enough to knockout Frank Bruno.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"The MOT on the other car needs doing, Paulie."

"When is it up?"

"End of December."

 

Brilliant. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Haven’t most of you got kids? Making your tea/coffee should be their responsibility. 
 

I had four brews yesterday. Three from one kid, one from the other. 

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Haven’t most of you got kids? Making your tea/coffee should be their responsibility. 
 

I had four brews yesterday. Three from one kid, one from the other. 

I’ve been with the wife 21 years. In all that time she’s probably made me less than 21 cups of tea/coffee. 
 

I have two boys. One 19, one will be 17 tomorrow. Between them they have made me zero cups of tea/coffee. 
 

I’m sure they recognise my value to them in other ways. When I remember what those ‘ways’ might be, I’ll provide an update. 
 

Right, enough of my moaning. I’m off to put the kettle on. 
 

Well I will, after I’ve emptied the dishwasher and put the bins out (obviously doing this quietly as both my teenagers are still in bed). 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Dropped her ma at the airport at 4am this morning. Got this a few hours later from MrsD