The world of a woman.

[Curly]

Belongs in here i think

 

https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/961972664448487424

Oh. My. Word.

[Redder Lurtz]

Watching the curling earlier.

 

"What's the surface made of?"

 

"What do you think it's made of?"

 

"I dunno, some kind of vinyl that heats up when they scrub it"

 

"Well, it's ice. You know, winter Olympics and all that"

 

"Oh, right" *confused face*

[Ne Moe Imya]

Belongs in here i think

 

https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/961972664448487424

 

That is absolutely ace. Can't believe I missed it the first time.

 

If you haven't yet, go ahead and click on that. I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time.

[Ranxerox]

That is absolutely ace. Can't believe I missed it the first time.

 

If you haven't yet, go ahead and click on that. I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time.

I second this

[Stouffer]

She's just been complaining about how loud next doors tv is.

 

No love, what you can hear is our radio in our kitchen.

 

It's a good job she's got big jebs.

[Scottish Steve]

I've gone to bed & am reading, the wife's in the kitchen, fussing around. I can hear her by the front door. She shouts thru to me, have you locked up? So instead of simply extending her hand & checking the thing herself, she'd rather bawl at me from the other end of the house! Just check it yourself FFS

[ben48]

I think that this belongs in this thread.My nine year old granddaughter phoned me the other day,said that she was watching the Olympics on tv.What are you watching says I." I don't know really grampy it's where they go for a walk and then lay down".A perfect description of the biathlon.She's gonna be a good one.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Talking about great films with lady D. One of her favourites? Gorest Fump.

[Elite]

Talking about great films with lady D. One of her favourites? Gorest Fump.

To be fair he probably was dyslexic.

[Alan Sex]

You could suggest Doby Mick as an alternative.

[Harry Squatter]

It's always world war 3 if a woman can't get her own way.

[Furmedge]

Told her I'm off out on an all dayer in a few weeks with an acceptably muted response. Took her a few minutes to realise it's St Patrick's Day. I couldn't give two fucks what day it is, I'm off out to wet the baby's head of one of my good mates newborn, and the fact it's St Patrick's Day is infinitely more of an inconvenience. Now she's huffing and puffing about how we never go out on Paddy's day and it's not fair. True, we do never go out on Paddy's Day, because we both decided years ago it's fucking shit and full of dickheads.

[lifetime fan]

Fucking wanker.

 

 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bristol-woman-who-nine-speeding-1263439

[Paulie Dangerously]

Fucking wanker.

 

 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bristol-woman-who-nine-speeding-1263439

 

 

"WAGH WAGH WAGH WHY DO THE RULES APPLY TO ME???"

[lifetime fan]

“I do respect the 20mph limit but no one drives at that speed. It’s so hard to drive at that speed”.

 

 

Then you don’t respect it you stupid cunt.

[Fugitive]

“but Ms Allan said she did not have this option as she was recently caught driving through a red light.”

 

I hope she crashes into a canal, the idiot.

[Moo]

Fucking wanker.

 

 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bristol-woman-who-nine-speeding-1263439

That surely belongs as much in the Instant Cunt Identifiers thread?!

The best, or rather worst or strangest, bit for me was "I feel like the system isn't there to help people like me". The fuck is she talking about? The mind boggles.

[lifetime fan]

That surely belongs as much in the Instant Cunt Identifiers thread?!

The best, or rather worst or strangest, bit for me was "I feel like the system isn't there to help people like me". The fuck is she talking about? The mind boggles.

 

I’m sure there are blokes out there that drive above the speed limit, some of us even get pissed off for getting the occasional speeding ticket.

 

I’ve never heard anyone go to the press with as weak and bullshit pov as that though.

[Fugitive]

But she’s raised a few quid for charity, let her off. I bet Rose West used to throw a few pence in the ‘Save the Children’ collection tins but nobody used that to defend her.

 

Double standards at work here.

[Moo]

I’m sure there are blokes out there that drive above the speed limit, some of us even get pissed off for getting the occasional speeding ticket.

 

I’ve never heard anyone go to the press with as weak and bullshit pov as that though.

I don't think I've ever read anything quite like it!

[lifetime fan]

I don't think I've ever read anything quite like it!

 

It’s actually quite spectacular and amazingly impressive.

 

In a completely fucked up way!

[Moo]

But she’s raised a few quid for charity, let her off. I bet Rose West used to throw a few pence in the ‘Save the Children’ collection tins but nobody used that to defend her.

 

Double standards at work here.

I was wondering if that's what she meant with the "people like me" line. That or maybe the fact she works, like that's something special these days. And then I wondered if it might even be something more sinister but probably best not to go there.

[Harry Squatter]

Got to laugh at all these women on social media selling blag perfumes calling themselves "businesswomen" because they make a few quid on the side to supplement their tax credits

[Bob]

Got to laugh at all these women on social media selling blag perfumes calling themselves "businesswomen" because they make a few quid on the side to supplement their tax credits

When you see “company owner” or “director” on a tinder profile it invariably means that.

 

Now part of that is down to the glass ceiling and all that, but yep - not for me, pass.

[Bob]

I’m sure there are blokes out there that drive above the speed limit, some of us even get pissed off for getting the occasional speeding ticket.

 

I’ve never heard anyone go to the press with as weak and bullshit pov as that though.

Exactly that.

 

I drive over the speed limit quite often, as I would guess most people do. Never excessively so, but enough that I could get tickets.

 

In fact I’ve had them in the past and have been on 2 speed awareness courses in my time, though I currently have a clean license.

 

All that said though, if I did get a couple of tickets for driving exactly how I do now, I may feel aggrieved as she does. But id know it was my fault, accept it, and most importantly of all, fucking stop it pronto if my livlihood was at risk.

 

Especially if every time happened to be in the same housing estate.