What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Captain Turdseye]

Is this the place, Remmie?

 

 

Looks like your dress sense has already inspired the rest of the clientele. 

 

Look at the amount of beans on that breakfast picture as well! I’m a pro-beaner but that’s taking the piss. 

[Anubis]

I had no idea Wayne and Waynetta Slob were running a cafe, Rem.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

"Why the extra 5p?" is just one of the questions I have about that one.

 

I would also like to know what was going through the mind of the person who created that dehydrated vegan wrap.

It included a carrier bag to chuck it in the bin with. 

[Anubis]

Looks like not everyone hates the Star Cafe.

 

 

 

Bridie L

 

Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile 

Great venue on a budget

I visited this venue for lunch today, the seating area is basic but comfortable, the menu is extensive with a great choice of snacks and meals all
Cooked to order, my omelette with chips and salad was perfect, not dripping in grease and the salad was fresh and crisp. The staff are polite despite the slight language barrier and my meal was good value for money. I would recommend this cafe for good value, good standard, efficient service.

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Date of visit: February 2019

 

 

 

This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC

 

 

 

Sandygranny

Sandy, United Kingdom

 

Reviewed 9 October 2018 

Good food at reasonable prices.

We went into the Star Café for lunch while shopping in Bedford. This café is close to the bus station and the Harpur Shopping Centre and has both indoor and outdoor seating.

They do all day breakfasts, lasagne, spaghetti (Bolognese or carbonara), roast beef, chicken, lamb, turkey and pork dinners, omelettes, burgers, jacket potatoes, fish and chips, pies, scampi, salads and much more.

Everything on the menu was reasonably priced and the staff were friendly and polite. We ordered the traditional fish and chips and it was lovely, the fish was a good size and there were plenty of chips and peas.

We will definitely be going there again when we are shopping in Bedford.

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Date of visit: October 2018

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[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Is this the place, Remmie?

 

 

Looks like your dress sense has already inspired the rest of the clientele. 

 

Look at the amount of beans on that breakfast picture as well! I’m a pro-beaner but that’s taking the piss. 

Haha that's the one. 

 

I get half an hour in Bedford before my course starts tomorrow and Friday and I'll order a breakfast. Provided it's within 5 minutes walk of the central bus station I'll go for breakfast anywhere you twats send me. Challenge on... 

 

[Pureblood]

I've eaten in the Star Cafe.  I had scrambled eggs on toast and a coke.  

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

"Why the extra 5p?" is just one of the questions I have about that one.

 

I would also like to know what was going through the mind of the person who created that dehydrated vegan wrap.

 

Why the £5? 

[Bjornebye]

Apart from the rest of the breakfast, you are also missing a slice of toast. If thats how they eat in Bedford then don't be surprised if the chef ate it because he was fucking starving. 

[Pureblood]

I enjoyed my visit to the Star Cafe.  Despite the slight language barrier the staff were friendly and polite.  My scrambled eggs on toast was cooked to order, not dripping in grease, and overall it was good value.  I would definitely recommend Star Cafe for anyone who visits Bedford.

[Bjornebye]

"I visited the Star cafe whilst getting ready to film my new movie. Have to say it was excellent value for money as I ordered a cooked breakfast and received exactly what I needed at this stage of my life. My friend Ivan was a bit perturbed at the whole thing but I was thoroughly satisfied and after visiting they actually brought filming forward by 3 weeks. 9/10"

 

Christian Bale - 2004  

[Fugitive]

9 hours ago, Remmie said:

Star cafe Bedford. £5.05

 

3/10

 

Proper review and yolk shot to come 

The people of Africa are probably sending aid to you right now after this sad picture. 

[Oh Buoy]

Blue keys are become a key signature for shite breakfasts. 

[TheHowieLama]

What the fuck is that??

[Guest]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

What the fuck is that??

It's a couple of frisbees, a couple of fish fingers and a Simon Says game. All on a mostly empty plate and with just a fork to play with it all.

[cloggypop]

Simon Says fuck that 

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

The people of Africa are probably sending aid to you right now after this sad picture. 

The last thing it needs is more aids. 

[Remmie]

I have found the venue for tomorrow's breakfast. I will plump for the veggie version of the below breakfast. 

 

Pray for Remmie. 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

A kebab shop that does breakfast. What could possibly go wrong?

[stringvest]

Breakfast in the City.  I normally grab a bowl of porridge on my way into the office, but there are some remarkable venues for the first meal of the day in that there London.  

 

Anyone got any recommendations?

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

A kebab shop that does breakfast. What could possibly go wrong?

I'm expecting it to be worse than star cafe by a distance. If (when) I die of bad shithouse dog aids, leave a slightly bad review on my behalf please. 

[Anubis]

He’s going in. Cover him....

 

https://favoritabedford.co.uk/our_menu.php

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I have found the venue for tomorrow's breakfast. I will plump for the veggie version of the below breakfast. 

 

Pray for Remmie. 

 

Sausage roll grilled? A Veggie one hopefully from Greggs.

[Anubis]

Favourita on Trip Advisor. Somewhat polarised views...

 

Malwina E

 

Reviewed 27 September 2018 via mobile 

The worst take out ever

The worst food ever. 
Food was cold, chips overcooked , soft and gooey. Seriously undercooked with a consistency’s of a shoe sole burger. Ice cream milkshake was not even remotely close wot an ice cream. Disgusting. Chucked everything. It was uneatable. Waste of money. Will never order again!!!

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Date of visit: September 2018

 

 

 

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Spiv161

 

Reviewed 8 August 2018 

Quick snack before catching my bus.

Visited this morning for the first time.Had a delicious custard Croissant and Cappacino Coffee.Could not believe the cost so reasonable had to ask twice.Would certainly Recommend and will be visiting again.

Date of visit: August 2018

 

[Elite]

14 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

A kebab shop that does breakfast. What could possibly go wrong?

I've had one from a kebab shop once. It was as rough as the piss heads who'd spewed up outside the night before.

[Captain Turdseye]

 

 

Tosted bread and a becon slice. 

 

No idea what they are but they could be revolutionary.