What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Elite]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Number one son was working downtown yesterday,  said he went to a food truck for lunch.

 

Ordered a philly cheesesteak sandwich and a large Coke - gave the guy 20 and got two dollars back in change!

 

18 bucks for a sandwich and a Coke off a truck FFS.

Did they not have the prices on display?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

That is cat sick.

 

From being fingered.

 

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

 

 

Literally what everyone else is thinking.

Are you sure ? 
 

 

Cat was fit by the way. Lives in West Tower. 

[Spy Bee]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Its green tea 

"My estimation of...

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

"My estimation of...

I know I know. Alright 

 

I had a Bloody Mary next to it though 

[Captain Willard]

59 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I know I know. Alright 

 

I had a Bloody Mary next to it though 

Surely you know the breakfast thread by now. For years to come in every thread, you’ll be associated with green tea and Avocado  on toast. You might as well start a Guardian column and move to Hoxton. 

[Bjornebye]

49 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Surely you know the breakfast thread by now. For years to come in every thread, you’ll be associated with green tea and Avocado  on toast. You might as well start a Guardian column and move to Hoxton. 

If the avocado on toast was mine then fair enough but on what planet are you on as a bald Tory to come in here and tell me I will forever be know as my vegan birds brekkie while I had a green tea next to a Bloody Mary before the yardarm? 
 

It would be easier if the fella dug up your shed, gave the bodies back to the masses and shoved a melon up your arse then split it open via an axe to your Surrey fucking head you fucking air fryer 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

If the avocado on toast was mine then fair enough but on what planet are you on as a bald Tory to come in here and tell me I will forever be know as my vegan birds brekkie while I had a green tea next to a Bloody Mary before the yardarm? 
 

It would be easier if the fella dug up your shed, gave the bodies back to the masses and shoved a melon up your arse then split it open via an axe to your Surrey fucking head you fucking air fryer 

 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

 

You haven’t lost that much weight no chance. Nice syrup though 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 25/03/2024 at 20:50, TheBitch said:

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

 

Big Price Beaut. 

[Fugitive]

10 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

 

PST is getting around.

[Bob]

22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

That looks dry as hell. Seriously needs beans.

[Evelyn Tentions]

35 minutes ago, Bob said:

That looks dry as hell. Seriously needs beans.

Nothing evey did ever does or ever will need beans.

Except the rubbish bin.

[Bob]

Little Leo's cafe, Hull after staying and deciding the Ibis's £12 breakfast looked like muck.

 

I went for the full breakkie, my missus had the vegetarian.

 

Was cracking. Menu stated "hash browns" - plural - so only getting one was disappointing,  but... BUT... it was the best hash brown I've ever eaten by a mile. 

 

Sausage was very good. Could've been cooked more on the outside. Everything else was lovely. 

 

£8.50 for the breakfast, not sure how much extra for the coffee.

[Spy Bee]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

If the avocado on toast was mine then fair enough but on what planet are you on as a bald Tory to come in here and tell me I will forever be know as my vegan birds brekkie while I had a green tea next to a Bloody Mary before the yardarm? 
 

It would be easier if the fella dug up your shed, gave the bodies back to the masses and shoved a melon up your arse then split it open via an axe to your Surrey fucking head you fucking air fryer 

So you're telling us that your missus loves fox hunting?

[an tha]

5 hours ago, Bob said:

Little Leo's cafe, Hull after staying and deciding the Ibis's £12 breakfast looked like muck.

 

I went for the full breakkie, my missus had the vegetarian.

 

Was cracking. Menu stated "hash browns" - plural - so only getting one was disappointing,  but... BUT... it was the best hash brown I've ever eaten by a mile. 

 

Sausage was very good. Could've been cooked more on the outside. Everything else was lovely. 

 

£8.50 for the breakfast, not sure how much extra for the coffee.

 No brekkie with a solitary sausage should ever be described as full

 

 

 

[Bob]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

 No brekkie with a solitary sausage should ever be described as full

 

 

 

I hear you, but I ate at 10 this morning and have only had a cake at 2pm with a cup of coffee since, and I'm not massively hungry yet. 

[DalyanPete]

20 hours ago, Bob said:

Little Leo's cafe, Hull after staying and deciding the Ibis's £12 breakfast looked like muck.

 

I went for the full breakkie, my missus had the vegetarian.

 

Was cracking. Menu stated "hash browns" - plural - so only getting one was disappointing,  but... BUT... it was the best hash brown I've ever eaten by a mile. 

 

Sausage was very good. Could've been cooked more on the outside. Everything else was lovely. 

 

£8.50 for the breakfast, not sure how much extra for the coffee.

Vegetarians seriously miss out on the finest gift that life gives us.

And show those beans with pride, forget the minority naysayers 

[Curly]

On 28/03/2024 at 11:09, Bjornebye said:

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

Breakfast aside, nipping out for an upmarket bite to eat on a Thursday morning is decadent as fuck. I bet you’ve nudged the toast rack that you DEMANDED out of the picture

[Jairzinho]

3 minutes ago, Curly said:

Breakfast aside, nipping out for an upmarket bite to eat on a Thursday morning is decadent as fuck. I bet you’ve nudged the toast rack that you DEMANDED out of the picture

 

It's hidden under his handbag. 

[YorkshireRed]

To be fair, I like a toast rack. I don’t own one myself, but have a healthy respect for those that do. 
 

Its position on their table is a clear message that they know they’re better than me. I nod towards it with grudging acceptance. There’s no point setting myself up for humiliation, by thinking anything different.

 

Some have, some haven’t. It’s just the way it is. 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

To be fair, I like a toast rack. I don’t own one myself, but have a healthy respect for those that do. 
 

Its position on their table is a clear message that they know they’re better than me. I nod towards it with grudging acceptance. There’s no point setting myself up for humiliation, by thinking anything different.

 

Some have, some haven’t. It’s just the way it is. 

Ha ha. A toast rack is a sign of both age and social class, I d be surprised if anyone under 40 had one unless it was a wedding present or inherited. I’ve checked today and we haven’t got one despite being much older.

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. A toast rack is a sign of both age and social class, I d be surprised if anyone under 40 had one unless it was a wedding present or inherited. I’ve checked today and we haven’t got one despite being much older.

I bet there’s a few on here that own a toast rack. It might be predominantly a left leaning website, but that doesn’t stop posters aspiring to climb the social ladder via the power of a storage holder for toast. 

[Captain Willard]

12 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I bet there’s a few on here that own a toast rack. It might be predominantly a left leaning website, but that doesn’t stop posters aspiring to climb the social ladder via the power of a storage holder for toast. 

We could do a poll on out of 10 how many middle class domestic kitchen things people own. Toast rack, Breadmaker, Le Cruesset pans, napkin rings, sour dough culture in the fridge, slate chopping boards, Japanese knives, garlic press, kitchen island, Aga. We’ve only got 3 of these. 

[cloggypop]

A toast rack mainly tells me that people like cold unbuttered toast.

[Bjornebye]

If you use a toast rack it generally means you prefer your toast in triangles which is one for Operation Yew Tree as far as I’m concerned