What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pidge]

That Richmond's bacon is decent, but you still need to cook it.

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Is she taking last night's loss out on you?

It’s Stig’s punishment for smirking. Stevie Nicks had Lindsey Buckingham kicked out of Fleetwood Mac because she caught him smirking whilst she spoke on stage. Stig’s missus served him jarg bacon, undercooked mushrooms and avocado on a square plate.

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Is she taking last night's loss out on you?

I think this goes way beyond that. Russia have done less offensive things over the last month.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just presented me with a vegan brekkie. Do your worst cunts. 
 

 

Is it made out of vegans?

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just presented me with a vegan brekkie. Do your worst cunts. 
 

 

Away and take your face for a shite.

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just presented me with a vegan brekkie. Do your worst cunts. 
 

 

Oh my. What the fuck did you do to deserve that?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

It’s Stig’s punishment for smirking. Stevie Nicks had Lindsey Buckingham kicked out of Fleetwood Mac because she caught him smirking whilst she spoke on stage. Stig’s missus served him jarg bacon, undercooked mushrooms and avocado on a square plate.

The mushrooms weren't undercooked you fucking noodle 

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The mushrooms weren't undercooked you fucking noodle 

Get some chestnut mushrooms next time, they’re a lot tastier, you dumpling.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just presented me with a vegan brekkie. Do your worst cunts. 
 

 

If the M&S voice over lady had to come up with descriptions for this, I reckon they’d go bust.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Get some chestnut mushrooms next time, they’re a lot tastier, you dumpling.

Tell her yourself you fucking calgon tablet 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Bacon looks…

 

…

 

… 

 

Interesting

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Tell her yourself you fucking calgon tablet 

Hahaha.

[DJLJ]

24 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Bacon looks…

 

…

 

… 

 

Interesting

That is a very big presumption there. Road kill looks closer to the truth there. 

[TheHowieLama]

Presented??

[Mike D]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just presented me with a vegan brekkie. Do your worst cunts. 
 

 

What’s that 1970s film where they all sit down and eat shit?

[Mook]

11 hours ago, Mike D said:

What’s that 1970s film where they all sit down and eat shit?

That wasn't a 1970s film mate, it was a Channel 5 documentary about Stig's house.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Shittest plate is becoming a heavily contested field.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

That wasn't a 1970s film mate, it was a Channel 5 documentary about Stig's house.

You’ve got some front ….. 

[Pidge]

50 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Shittest plate is becoming a heavily contested field.

Good spot. Think he's taken it at that angle to try and hide the reality, but there's no getting past the GF on these matters.

 

Shocking. Bet he serves chips in little buckets.

[Edward.]

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The mushrooms weren't undercooked you fucking noodle 

First thing I thought despite everything was they look undercooked. But each to their own as long as you enjoyed it.

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Shittest plate is becoming a heavily contested field.

I think Stig has two entries, at least, in this now.

 

This latest attempt by his good lady to poison him and that time he added a selection of dead goldfish to his breakfast plate. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

I think Stig has two entries, at least, in this now.

 

This latest attempt by his good lady to poison him and that time he added a selection of dead goldfish to his breakfast plate. 

3 I think and the first one was arguably the best brekkie posted on here you fucking pasting table 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

arguably

That’s the key word here. You argue goldfish on toast is an appropriate breakfast.

 

Normal people worry that you are still allowed to operate as a functioning member of polite society. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

That’s the key word here. You argue goldfish on toast is an appropriate breakfast.

 

Normal people worry that you are still allowed to operate as a functioning member of polite society. 

Eat more fish you fucking virgin. 

[Bernard Diomede]

Look at the state of these!! Golf course over in Spain. Apparently it was voted Spain’s best course in 2021. Didn’t stop me from turning up and spewing in the bushes this morning with a bad head. And eating the cereal bars.