What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Pretty average for Yorkshire. 

Yeah Ive heard its full of massive cocks 

[Trumo]

50% off? Are you talking about the price or how much is missing from the plate?

[Elite]

That sausage is far too big. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

That sausage is far too big. 

Just had de ja vu there 

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just had de ja vu there 

I won’t push it in so fast next time, I promise.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Kidneys, potatoes, and no beans. Not on my watch. 

[Elite]

They'll need counselling for that in the future 

[Scott_M]

Roast potatoes on a breakfast is a novel idea. 

[Vincent Vega]

Belongs in the Tory breakfast thread that. 

[Karl_b]

19 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Roast potatoes on a breakfast is a novel idea. 

In the same way Covid-19 was called a novel coronavirus, presumably.

[Karl_b]

The potatoes and kidneys aren't constituent parts of the traditional fry up but everything else looks pretty well cooked and decent quality. It's a yes from me.

[PestiRed]

Credit for no beans but potatoes shouldn’t be there. Kidneys should be devilled and I’m not convinced that they are. I suspect the hidden egg is way overcooked. Also difficult to see quality and cooking of the sausage and bacon which is suspicious. Needs grilled tomatoes. Finally I get the feeling that the single plate is going to feed three people which is a disgrace even if two of them are quite small

[Bjornebye]

I’m fucking done. 
 

The only thing worse than beans on a fry up is kidneys or liver. I’d rather you posted a picture of a plate of beans with the dogs turnout on the top. Kidney is fucking disgusting. I’m calling social services first then when they are safe I’m calling Boko Haram. 
 

You fucking mutant 

[Barrington Womble]

I can't get past kidney on a fry up. It's the type of thing Keith Floyd would have done with some muscles in the 70s. 

[Remmie]

ARdja used to get reps for the absolute monstrosities he'd pay £30 for, I am disappointed that the tradition of repping any breakfast submission before absolutely massacring it. 

[cloggypop]

Much better sauce choice this time. 

[Anubis]

Maybe, but not on a breakfast. And you fed it to children. I’ve made the report to social services.

[Curly]

The amount of breakfast covered by toast makes me question what else you’re trying to over up, especially when the potatoes and kidneys are displayed as some sort of triumph. I bet you never even get out of the bath for a piss, you scruff.

[Barrington Womble]

14 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

No not having that. They are very tasty fried in salted butter. 

Not on a fry up. That's a sickness. 

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Mrs Kurtz and youngest son are both away so the twins and I have taken advantage of the lack of diet police to have a proper breakfast. The eagle eyed amongst you will spot no beans and proper kidneys. Do your worst you bunch of Gordon Ramsey wannabes.

 

At least social care will be able to identify the bodies.

[Remmie]

13 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

They don't like them and they missed the beans/tomato sauce. 

Do me a favour and neg your kids for me

[Bob]

On 10/08/2020 at 14:12, Scott_M said:

 

Billy Bobs in Skipton.

Tremendous place, that.

[Bob]

I went camping in the dales near settle for what should’ve been two nights from Thursday.

 

i made a superb camp breakfast with perfectly cooked (fried) basin and sausage, sliced up and stirred into a saucepan of beans, dished up into bowls and a perfect fried egg laid atop. All cooked on a gas camping stove in the rain.

 

i forgot to take a photo, but it was fucking bliss.

 

unfortunately while out walking up Ingleborough in the force 9 gales that afternoon, our tent was destroyed by similar winds on the ground, so we had to pack up and come home yesterday and I couldn’t bring myself to cook up the same again from the comfort of a kitchen so instead I had the leftover Spag Bol from previous evening camp culinary adventures instead.

[Scott_M]

11 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Tremendous place, that.

Just a shame you can’t get a bevy there. 

[Bob]

Just now, Scott_M said:

Just a shame you can’t get a bevy there. 

To be honest I’ve only been when up that way camping anyway, so there’s always a beer waiting not long after when we get back to the site.

 

get up there mid morning, coffee, sit and chat with my mate while our kids play, I’ve cream around 12, rinse and repeat before heading back to the campsite or off for a walk in the dales. Perfect.