Ever been on TV ?

[rb14]

My mate was on the TV.

 

Then he fell off.

 

Oh fuckoff. Nobody else said it.

[Stu Monty]

I don't know him.

 

Never seen him before in my life.

[Carradona]

I've been on TV twice. When I was 7 and when I was 8. Both on the same show:

 

School Choir of the Year.

 

We came second one of them years which was good.

[RedKnight]

*suppressed laughter*

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Sky News - Istanbul, Me and the missus talking shit before the match at Taksim Square, unfortunately sky news replayed the clip every hour in the run up to the main event, so I had people phoning us to tell us we were on the telly back home, asomeone taped it for us and we watched it when we got back a few days later - I put it on for a laugh everynow and then but me bird fucking cringes when it comes on

[Carradona]

*suppressed laughter*

 

I was a lovely little choir boy. Fair white hair, combed over to the side.

 

No laughs at all.

[Ted]

I was the star of a major television show in the eighties. I was offered the chance to play some role, Incognito Smith or something, but turned it down to continue my successful run as a private investigator.

 

I'm as big now as I ever was.

[JohnnyH]

I am the God of hell fire, and I bring you .........

[WaltonRed]

I was on the video that News at Ten showed of John Venables and Robert Thompson filmed during a christmas party at my primary school.

[The 5th Benitel]

I've been on TV twice. When I was 7 and when I was 8. Both on the same show:

 

School Choir of the Year.

 

We came second one of them years which was good.

 

 

 

I'm guessing the priest came well before you did.

[Kopite]

I was on a shortlived ITV Football Quiz show called "Do I Now Know That?" along with Peter "Evo" Etherington and Will "M" Melia. There were two other young lads on our Liverpool team (Barry & Graeme).

 

It was fun.

[Elmyn Noos]

Listen you,you stupd bitch.

 

Whats your fucking problem with Liverpool?

You problems in every city so whats your fuking problem?

It's a fantastic city with a great f******* team,albeit some right dickheads.

 

It's no worse than anywhere else.

 

How do you know I didn't mean as an investigating officer, eh? We have coppers on the forum.

 

I find your stereotyping of the good honest folk of Liverpool repulsive.

[JohnnyH]

I was on the video that News at Ten showed of John Venables and Robert Thompson filmed during a christmas party at my primary school.

 

Which one were you?

[WaltonRed]

Which one were you?

 

Very good.

[Juniper]

I would have, but Keith Chegwin fucked me over so I didn't make the final cut.

 

Fuck you Cheggers!!! And your fucking quartets!!!

[kingkenny78]

I was on a shortlived ITV Football Quiz show called "Do I Now Know That?" along with Peter "Evo" Etherington and Will "M" Melia. There were two other young lads on our Liverpool team (Barry & Graeme).

 

It was fun.

And little Evo, in turn, was on Countdown.

 

In the days of ol' 'twice-nightly' Whiteley.

[JohnnyH]

I would have, but Keith Chegwin fucked me over so I didn't make the final cut.

 

Fuck you Cheggers!!! And your fucking quartets!!!

 

Well he's a drunk hobo now so you had the last laugh.

[Cath]

I've been interviewed by YTV a couple of times about Hillsborough.

 

I was on Scottish TV once dressed as a 17th C musketeer. We were marching around this car park drinking free cans of lager some sponsor had given us. Not very authentic.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

 

I was on Scottish TV once dressed as a 17th C musketeer. We were marching around this car park drinking free cans of lager some sponsor had given us. Not very authentic.

 

Sounds authentic enough to me Cath!

[Victor Ganges]

As a youngster, I was on the local news watching the controlled explosion of a car bomb. Them were the days.........

[Indian Red]

On CCTV`s walking in and out of stores. Also on the big overhead screen at the RBC Center for me grad school graduation.

 

For all the uninitiated RBC Center is where the Carolina Hurricanes play Ice Hockey

[luna985]

I was on Keith and Orvilles Quack Chat show in the 80's going through an assault course competing against another team from our school to win some board games.

 

My team was winning and then the last lad fell flat on his arse and we lost....ended up getting pied in the face by the opposition.

 

I still feel the shame of it!

[Ted]

I used to be a television regular in Dixon's window.