NFL Discussion and Fantasy League thread

[Lee909]

Same year same shit

 

Turned off before the first quarter ended. Payton and his staff and Loomis needed firing two years back. But when your owner can barely remember his own name and is being sued by his own kids amd his younger wife has no clue there won't be change

[Carvalho Diablo]

Same year same shit

 

Walk a mile in these shoes.

 

Go Browns.

[Hand Shandy]

So, 0 TDs for the Seahawks in the opening two games of the season.

 

Thankfully the 49ers offence is even worse than ours appears to be.

[Lee909]

At least you are not ranked 32 in defense again.

 

Giving up 32.5pts and over 500 yards per game. They got lucky the Pats held back last night. Brady had 3 first quarter TDs

[Hand Shandy]

Yeah watched the first quarter - the Pats did pretty much what they wanted.

 

I'm actually wrong - it appears we did score a TD in the 4th quarter but missed the extra point.

 

I just saw the 12 and assumed it was four field goals.

[Lee909]

I watched up till Gronk walked in and just turned over. Not really watching any games these days. Same goes for the round ball version. Just cant keep interested.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The Coliseum empty for the Rams game. Obviously LA doesn't give a fuck about NFL.

 

Shame for the people of St Louis and San Diego.

 

I was expecting the worst for the Redskins, especially after we got humped by the Eagles on the opening weekend and the LA Rams stuffed the Colts. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Mighty Cripplers laying the smacketh down on the upstart Wetherby Wankers; you hearing me Spunkmouse ?

[Bob]

The Mighty Cripplers laying the smacketh down on the upstart Wetherby Wankers; you hearing me Spunkmouse ?

Loud and bloody clear, pal. Always good to get an early season bump back down to earth though.

 

I've learned a valuable lesson, as well, which is that if you have two players called J. Nelson in your squad, there's a reasonable chance you'll pick the wrong one to play on a Sunday.

 

 

Anyone want Marty Bennet in a trade. He's going to come good, but he's been shite so far make me a trade offer and when he becomes a reliable red zone threat from next week onwards we can both be happy.

 

In other news I walloped my opponent in the USS league to move to 2-1.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Is their anyone quite as shite as the Browns ?

 

We've got ineptitude down to a fine art.

[Hand Shandy]

The Jets are doing quite a good job of fucking up their season, as all the rumours were they were going to tank this season.

 

Won two in a row, sitting at 2-2 level with the Pats...

[Hand Shandy]

The Browns have been shit since I started watching the NFL back in the 80s.

[Lee909]

Even more frustrating that the team that the Brown should be currently sits in Baltimore.

[Hand Shandy]

What the fuck happened to the Seahawks last night?!? 46 points? That's more than we've scored in the first three weeks combined...

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Browns have been shit since I started watching the NFL back in the 80s.

Nah man, with all due respect, that's bollocks.

 

The Browns had a team which was a perennial Superbowl contender, up until that twat Modell flogged us off to fucking Baltimore. Only since the return in 99 have we been total and utter shit.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Nah man, with all due respect, that's bollocks.

 

The Browns had a team which was a perennial Superbowl contender, up until that twat Modell flogged us off to fucking Baltimore. Only since the return in 99 have we been total and utter shit.

If Earnest Byner holds on to the ball John Elway's famous drive never happens.

[3 Stacks]

What the fuck happened to the Seahawks last night?!? 46 points? That's more than we've scored in the first three weeks combined...

 

You played the Colts, mate. I'd be worried for any team that doesn't put up at least 30 on us. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

If Earnest Byner holds on to the ball John Elway's famous drive never happens.

Those were two seperate AFC Championship games. The Drive took place in Cleveland the year before The Fumble at the gooalline in Denver.

 

And those are the good times !

[Lee909]

Trying to figure out whats the real Saints devense. The one giving up 500 yards per game to the Vikings and New England or the one the held the Panthers to 13 points and shut out the Dolphins

[Carvalho Diablo]

Trying to figure out whats the real Saints devense. The one giving up 500 yards per game to the Vikings and New England or the one the held the Panthers to 13 points and shut out the Dolphins

Indeed.

 

It's a strange old season already, loads of shocks and surprises, the only constant being that my Browns are fucking crap.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Fuck me, will the 9ers ever catch a break.

[TheHowieLama]

Too much kneeling and stuff

[BCM]

The Giants season goes from bad to ........................... Absurd.

 

If being 0-5 wasnt bad enough, they managed to lose all their starting wide receivers to injury today... Yes all of them. Marshall, Shepherd Harris(KR) and then Odell Beckham to an horrendous looking ankle injury could well be season ending.

 

And then you remember they managed to grab defeat from the jaws of victory today, when Eli coughs the ball up at his own 10 yard line when he saw the linebacker coming........... Put a fork in em.... and show Macadoo and Reese the door.

[The Midnight Rambler]

He's broke his leg apparently

[TheHowieLama]

Yep fractured fibula - out for the year.