Where's Tony Barrett?

[HBenn]

I think I saw this question posed in a thread somewhere recently but never saw a real answer to it. Normally he seems to cover Liverpool for the Echo and breaks the big stories. The other people that write the stories don't appear to be half as well informed and often their stories just seem to be a repeat of what has been mentioned on other websites.

 

It would just be nice to get a better understanding as to what is cracking off with Alonso, Mascherano and Silva.

[pjc1]

He got married then honeymoon then holiday - he had loads to take so took them all at once.

 

He's off for 5 weeks in total.

 

Not sure when back but should be soon.

 

No-one has the contacts that Tony has but he has been in the background if anything has happened / worth reporting.

[rargh]

Saw him getting off the train at Lime Street on Friday afternoon. Didn't speak to him or anything, like.

[The_Goat]

I saw him outside the echo building on Wednesday

[Walton Park]

I think he's at home making a roast.

[The Special One]

He's in Tom R's bed.

[Original202]

I saw him buying chocolate digestives in Tesco express this afternoon. He used his clubcard.

[Soup]

Its on Football Rumours he's off to the Real Madrid Echo...

[dennis tooth]

Harder than findin Bertie Basset in the packet with every facet and a hound called Basset the Basset.

[Hooch]

He's injured.

 

Twisted leg bone or something.

[goatboy59]

Ghost writing Sean Dundee's autobiography?

[Ted]

I heard he hit a prostitute.

[Maldini]

He's making sweet sweet love to Garrincha

[Antynwa]

Whatever it is, I want to know what SOS are planning to do about it.

 

FFS

[Section_31]

He's currently wanted in connection with Michael Jackson's death, although his lawyers stress he is NOT a suspect.

[drewy]

I saw him collecting drift wood on Westward Ho! beach this morning.

[Andy M]

He went to view Zidane's house on the Wirral and hasn't been seen since.

[rondeco]

He's writing for the echo. Ooh err!

[WaltonRed]

I saw him Le Bateau last night dancing to the Stones

[Fugitive]

He's on the Beach!!!!

 

 

[Tyler Durden]

?????????????

[The Special One]

I heard from a known source i.e. a taxi driver friend of mine that he flew in with his agent (even though no one else saw him) and is currently waiting in a secret apartment on the outskirts of town while Rafa negotiates with his current boss.

[Red Phoenix]

Harder than findin Bertie Basset in the packet with every facet and a hound called Basset the Basset.

 

This seems to sum it up for me and I don't realy think anything else will be proved more the case. There's all these jumped up and confusing rumours going around, but this is sensible, to the point and very clear.

 

Can we please have more posts that are like this and cut through all the bullshit. Please.

 

He's on the Beach!!!!

 

 

 

Hahahaha! I just thought I'd look for Wally and ended up seeing what you meant!

[Stouffer]

He has broken arms.

[Dr.Filth]

He's on the Beach!!!!

 

 

 

Repped!