Questiontime

[Section_31]

Northern Irish politics is dull these days. If Paisley was on this back in the day the camera lens would be smothered in phlegm.

[Section_31]

"If we didn't give our money to the EU we could spend it on building hospitals."

 

Ha! Since when have the Tories ever built a hospital?

 

It's like the shite you see on Facebook where people post stuff about saving money on international development and spending it on the homeless.

 

Yeah, the only reason Tories don't spend cash on the vulnerable is because we're so skint due to being the world's fifth biggest economy.

[Jairzinho]

Yeah, turned it off after about five minutes. 

 

It's gone beyond angering me, it's just fucking dull.

[Jairzinho]

"If we didn't give our money to the EU we could spend it on building hospitals."

 

Ha! Since when have the Tories ever built a hospital?

 

It's like the shite you see on Facebook where people post stuff about saving money on international development and spending it on the homeless.

 

Yeah, the only reason Tories don't spend cash on the vulnerable is because we're so skint due to being the world's fifth biggest economy.

 

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[stringvest]

See John Prescott has dealt out a funny:

 

I see Andy Coulson has got a new job in PR.

I left him a good luck message on my mobile.

[lifetime fan]

Fuck me that witch was painful to watch. She has to be the unfunniest comedian ever.

[thegreatelephant]

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iz leftis r da dizeaze

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muzlimz go home - no benifits for der 8 laydeez

[Jairzinho]

Ha, they've got a Tory on tonight and the fella who ran the Tories advertising campaign.

[Hooch]

Dumbledore needs a good toothbrush the prick.

[Jairzinho]

He needs his head caving in with a fucking hammer.

[Jairzinho]

Just let someone speak for more than 30 seconds without interrupting, you fucking custard teethed lizard.

[Stickman]

He needs his head caving in with a fucking hammer.

Not like you to go so easy on him.

[Section_31]

Jairz, why do you do it to yourself brother. 

[Jairzinho]

Jairz, why do you do it to yourself brother. 

 

Wasn't terrible this week. In fact, I'd say that three of the five panelists weren't total cunts and the audience was generally decent.

 

I wanted to see what Jess Phillips (young Labour MP) was like as well. Didn't act like a politician at all, which I liked. Not sure how it would have gone down generally.

[dennis tooth]

Wasn't terrible this week. In fact, I'd say that three of the five panelists weren't total cunts and the audience was generally decent.

 

I wanted to see what Jess Phillips (young Labour MP) was like as well. Didn't act like a politician at all, which I liked. Not sure how it would have gone down generally.

Thats all it is, acting, even the audience is an act.

[Gnasher]

Wasn't terrible this week. In fact, I'd say that three of the five panelists weren't total cunts and the audience was generally decent.

 

I wanted to see what Jess Phillips (young Labour MP) was like as well. Didn't act like a politician at all, which I liked. Not sure how it would have gone down generally.

She's another cunt. The female Simon Danseck.

[Jairzinho]

She did want Yvette Cooper to be the leader of the Labour Party, admittedly.

[Stu Monty]

Interesting listening to Mark Steel on a podcast recently as he recounted being on this with David Willetts. Apparently it was right after the Iraq invasion so he was nervous as he knew everyone would be watching. Willetts was reassuring him before it that he'll get into it and relax.  At one point he was nodding and grinning as Steel was having a pop at Labour so he tore a strip off him for selling the weapons to murderous dictators in the first place. Pointing out what a hypocritical husk he was.

 

In the green room after he couldn't get enough of it. All good sport. Jolly well done old boy you gave it to me there.

 

It's just a game to them. 

[Strontium]

Life is just a game.

[Stu Monty]

Life is just a game.

 

For some it's rather more difficult a game than others though. Not a very enjoyable one. 

[Rico1304]

Life is just a game.

I think that's my wife is asking for me to be subbed

[AngryOfTuebrook]

So, who is on our best broadcaster's flagship political debate show this week?

 

Justine Greening - Tory Minister

Lisa Nandy - Labour Shadow Cabinet Minister (Daughter of Liberal MP; Graduate in Politics; Career in politics; husband in PR)

John Nicolson - SNP MP and broadcaster

June Sarpong - Broadcaster

Theo Paphitis - Multi-millionaire ducker-and-diver and reality TV personality

 

If you're struggling to relate to these people, you could always switch to BBC2 for the nation's flagship news programme, featuring Peter Mandelson and Nigel Fucking Farage.

[Dr Nowt]

Paphitis is the budget Alan Sugar.

 

I could happily watch him expire on air.

[Red Phoenix]

So, who is on our best broadcaster's flagship political debate show this week?

 

Justine Greening - Tory Minister

Lisa Nandy - Labour Shadow Cabinet Minister (Daughter of Liberal MP; Graduate in Politics; Career in politics; husband in PR)

John Nicolson - SNP MP and broadcaster

June Sarpong - Broadcaster

Theo Paphitis - Multi-millionaire ducker-and-diver and reality TV personality

 

If you're struggling to relate to these people, you could always switch to BBC2 for the nation's flagship news programme, featuring Peter Mandelson and Nigel Fucking Farage.

Bourgeoisie Bellend Corporation.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Paphitis is the budget Alan Sugar.

 

I could happily watch him expire on air.

It's the word "happily" that conjures up a charming image.