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[firemarshall]

Hard man of Bangor can`t take a joke.

 

 

My brother swears he saw this outside a newsagents in Bangor on one of them signs.

[firemarshall]

In the late 1990s, when the relatively unknown Scottish soccer team Inverness Caledonian Thistle surprisingly beat Glasgow Celtic by 5 goals to 1, the following morning a Scottish tabloid headline read – "Supercallyarefantastic - Celticareatrocious!".

[November11]

"Taxpayers jam Alberta premier's phone over raises"

 

Our glorious leader just awarded himself a CAD$ 54,000 (or 26,950 pounds) raise. He's surprised there is public outrage. Dumbass. :wallbutt:

[Carvalho Diablo]

This was in today's paper.

 

Was in the same class at school with this lad, always was a weird spastic weakling.

 

 

Sex beast caged for 17 years

 

Sean Johnstone, 42, from Hartlepool, was found guilty of 28 offences including seven rapes.

 

 

Published on Wednesday 16 January 2013 17:44

 

A SEX beast who preyed on vulnerable women has been jailed for 17 and a half years for a catalogue of disgusting crimes.

 

Pervert Sean Johnstone, 42, had been found guilty of 28 offences, including seven rapes against two women, and four indecent assaults, one of which involved his pet Rottweiler dog.

 

One of the rapes was also carried out in front of a laptop computer that was connected to an adult webcam site meaning countless other perverts could have watched the brutal attack.

 

He was also convicted of downloading more than 300 indecent pictures of children from the internet and of having extreme pornography featuring animals.

 

Johnstone, 42, of Wharton Terrace, Hartlepool, had denied all the offences but was convicted after a week-long trial at Teesside Crown Court. He was sentenced today, Wednesday.

 

The jury, of six men and six women, returned their unanimous guilty verdicts less than two hours after retiring on Tuesday afternoon.

 

Prosecutor David Brooke said Johnstone had “terrorised” the women and treated them “appallingly”.

 

Police also discovered 367 indecent images of children on three computers in Johnstone’s house.

 

Some had the faces of children superimposed onto indecent images.

 

Officers also discovered shocking extreme pornography featuring animals.

 

Johnstone claimed the images could have got onto the computer from a virus.

 

The creepy wanker had nay mates and used to hang around with the caretaker's goats at break times and dinner times. Probably bumming the poor beasts.

[Bjornebye]

In the late 1990s, when the relatively unknown Scottish soccer team Inverness Caledonian Thistle surprisingly beat Glasgow Celtic by 5 goals to 1, the following morning a Scottish tabloid headline read – "Supercallyarefantastic - Celticareatrocious!".

 

It was 3:1 and it was 'supercaleygoballisticcelticareatrocious'

[Mendoza]