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A female TV producer associate of mine went round to her house for a meeting to discuss a programme she was to do. While in conversation she got up and said 'come with me, we'll carry on talking'... the friend followed her - all the way to the loo, where MB proceeded to sit down and take a dump without breaking conversation. I kid you not.

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A female TV producer associate of mine went round to her house for a meeting to discuss a programme she was to do. While in conversation she got up and said 'come with me, we'll carry on talking'... the friend followed her - all the way to the loo, where MB proceeded to sit down and take a dump without breaking conversation. I kid you not.

 

It doesn't surprise me. There was a documentary about her once, and her bathroom had 2 loos in it. They asked her why she had 2, and she said it was so her and her friend could have a poo and a chat together. The skanky freak. It's no wonder Eddie Murphy jibbed her.

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It doesn't surprise me. There was a documentary about her once, and her bathroom had 2 loos in it. They asked her why she had 2, and she said it was so her and her friend could have a poo and a chat together. The skanky freak. It's no wonder Eddie Murphy jibbed her.

 

I would love to poo in unison with her.

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I would love to poo in unison with her.

 

Yeah but only after about Twenty pints of Guinness!!! I used to work in guinness' on nights years ago, when I'd get home at about half 8 in the morning I'd go for a shite, and when I got up at about 5 pm, it'd still hum. Ahhhh them were the days.

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