Slag of the Day, 27/05/08. NSFW. Swedish style.

[RedinSweden]

I introduce Elita Löfblad. Lens slag.

 

(the one on the left)

[JohnnyH]

Anyone who says no to her belongs on the gay football fan thread.

[thechap]

Falsies. They nearly always look crap. I'd still abuse them mind, but they just look like dumplings stuck to the chest.

 

You can't beat the shapely hang of a real pair of B or C cups. Or any tits for that matter.

[Randy Marsh]

Well in RiS. I thought you said you weren't doing todays? I had voted yes as soon as i read she was Swedish.

[RedinSweden]

Well in RiS. I thought you said you weren't doing todays? I had voted yes as soon as i read she was Swedish.

 

I took pity on you mate.

[Randy Marsh]

I took pity on you mate.

 

Ahh, much appreciated.

[Newport]

Definitely. I even watched Big Brother because of her. Tits looks strange, but who cares?

[RedinSweden]

[NIred1]

It'd be rude not to. I would like some info on her if at all possible in order to really grasp how much of a slag she is. Perhaps some scandal about her being bummed outside a swedish chippie.

[Harry Squatter]

She has shagged all of the Swedish national team, banged the two fellas from Abba, the founder of Ikea, Sven and did arse to mouth with Dolph Lundgren in Stockholm's main square. Glenn Hysen jizzed on her face last week too in front of a live TV audience then swopped the jizz spit with Briggite Nielsen.

[Anubis]

Way better than Allen or Marsh, who are both pigs.

[Carradona]

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[NIred1]

She has shagged all of the Swedish national team, banged the two fellas from Abba, the founder of Ikea, Sven and did arse to mouth with Dolph Lundgren in Stockholm's main square. Glenn Hysen jizzed on her face last week too in front of a live TV audience then swopped the jizz spit with Briggite Nielsen.

 

Excellent!

[Randy Marsh]

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Expecting a belting Slag of the Day from you Cain, no pressure mate.

[Carradona]

[Nick Leeson]

:( The more time I spend using photoshop, the more the world comes crashing down around me. It's clear from the photo of her with the flowers that they've shaved yards off her legs and belly in all the other pics.

 

I mean I still would but it's just aparent that when they look really good in modelling shots, it's digital make up that I wank over.

[LFC Brian]

Anyone who says they wouldnt..maybe you will enjoy this more

 

[RedinSweden]

:( The more time I spend using photoshop, the more the world comes crashing down around me. It's clear from the photo of her with the flowers that they've shaved yards off her legs and belly in all the other pics.

 

I mean I still would but it's just aparent that when they look really good in modelling shots, it's digital make up that I wank over.

 

The one of her with cream on her tits is a screen shot from TV. That one at least isn't tampered with.

[The Acolyte]

Not a fan of falsies but would still put her in a submission hold and have her tapping out!

do you have any photo's before she got pumped up?

[WaltonRed]

Quality Norkage, thats all my boxes ticked! She'd get it everywhere

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Those round plastic bits of nonsense are an insult to all things tit.

[The Chief]

Anyone who says no to her belongs on the gay football fan thread.

 

took the words out of my mouth, J.

[Newport]

Forgot to mention she has done some softcore porn and a Playboy video called Toy Soldiers or something like that. Her porn name is Elita Sanders.

[RoboRiise]

So let me get this straight. In Sweden, Big Brother features chicks like this, whilst here in the UK we get Jade Goody flashing her rotten kebab, or that awful fucking beast who tried to shove a wine bottle up her clunge? And people wonder why we don't have an empire any more..?

 

 

Anyway, I hate big placcy tits but I'd make an exception in her case because she's actually something of a fox.

[Terry Tibbs]

Stone the crows Terry Tibbs like what he sees here. You've come up alright here my Danish friend. This is the sort of girl you'd take out for a ruby, wine her dine her take her home, then give her a peck on the cheek and say goodnight. Leave it a few days, ring her, arrange another date, take her out, wine her and dine her furthermore, give her some flowers, then take her to a nice hotel room and get her to take a shit on your chest while you wank yourself off. Good times, good times.