Amy Winehouse...

[The Acolyte]

 

From today's paper. What is going on with her face? I've seen some bagheads in my time, and none of them have a flawless complexion but I've never seen anything like that. I doubt even Plewggs would admit to wanting to do that.

 

Oh my days!

Is she on crystal meth?

Thats the only drug I can think of that fucks up your skin like that, and she's trying to concel it with make-up.

[She Knows It]

Oh my days!

Is she on crystal meth?

Thats the only drug I can think of that fucks up your skin like that, and she's trying to concel it with make-up.

 

On crystal meth? Looks like she was on the Sir Galahad.

[Anubis]

I'd fuck her, imagine being able to brag to your my mates that youv'e slept with an ACTUAL "smack head".

Get yourself down to the north end of Birkenhead. You'll be able to brag in no time.

[dirty_sanchez]

Jesus, look at the state of her. It's like she moisturised with a cheese grater.

[Crazyhorse7778]

Is there any bint you could throw on here that atleast 1 forumite wouldn't do?

 

I don't think so, but I'd like to be proven wrong.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I don't think so, but I'd like to be proven wrong.

 

Sounds like the basis for a new thread to me.

 

'The Crazyhorse ugly bint challenge thread' could be used as a title.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People need to seriously get the fuck over Amy Winehouse, she's this, she's that, when she starts coming around to your house for tea then you start giving a shit.

[melons]

*takes another look at the pic and shudders*

 

Sounds like the basis for a new thread to me.

 

'The Crazyhorse ugly bint challenge thread' could be used as a title.

 

do it!

[ATXRED]

I would. She must be loaded. I bet her medicine cabinet is nicely stocked too. Good times to be had at chez winehouse I reckon.

 

I doubt she's got much money, she probably snorted most of what she's made.

[Plewggs]

 

 

 

Ms Winehouse has a £600 cotton candy machine into which she reportedly sprinkles wraps of cocaine before whipping up the sweet treat - her 'coke 'n candy special'.

The source said: 'It was Mick's idea. The machine was Amy's pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost.

'He and a some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realised what they'd done. She now thinks it's a hoot to do the same.'

[Thants]

Thats horrible. Fucking cunt journalists. They'll highfive when she's dead then find another.

[dirty_sanchez]

She doesn't look like she's got long to go.

[Plewggs]

[Mendoza]

She's fucked.

[Thants]

 

Gone downhill since the move to Real Madr*d.

[RedinSweden]

It's grim. Feel really sorry for her.

[Stu Monty]

It's grim. Feel really sorry for her.

 

I don't actually feel sorry for her, because she doesn't seem to want to help herself, but that doesn't mean I think the paparazzi are any less scummy. If I was as rich as I want to be then I reckon I'd have a special branch of Montagu Corp that would be dedicated to ruining the lives of paparazzi photographers and tabloid journalists; it's be awesome.

[wiiksie]

Voice like an angel though.

[captainharris]

Voice like an angel though.

 

an angel with a baseball bat up its arse.

[Ged B]

Fucking shame that. How horrible to see someone with so much talent completely self destruct.

Don't think she's got long left to be honest.

[mht1892]

[mht1892]

[dirty_sanchez]

Anyone can look good if you photoshop it enough.

[Spy Bee]

There's a video of her on youtube on Jonathan Ross from about 4 years ago. She has no tats and looks really healthy. IT's been a sorry demise since.

[Mendoza]