The latest London drama...

[melons]

I hate people that don't know that you're supposed to stick to the right hand side of escalators and stairs.

 

Grrr.

 

 

and people from OOT are supposed to know that how???

[RedKnight]

There are signs to tell you.

[melons]

There are signs to tell you.

 

really? shit missed them...

 

make them bigger!!!

[cochyn]

London. Sucks the life out of meeee.

And the money from my pocket.

 

Maybe, but grub's cheap and there's plenty of Sam Smith's pubs in plum locales. £1.90 for a pint? Easer. Karl, don't do it - unless you really want to be a RIBAwanker.

[RedKnight]

really? shit missed them...

 

make them bigger!!!

 

Or just pay attention but you don't strike me as the type that has a long attention span.

[melons]

fuck,what was the topic again..............

[RedKnight]

We were talking about what a dick you are.

[RedKnight]

You're a bloke, right?

[Stouffer]

Aren't you getting a farm one day Chris?

 

Chris' Farm.

 

Sweet.

[Rashid]

According to the free 'londonpaper' on the way home tonight was a mystery smell that floated over the channel and turned out to be cow manure, that had the city in an uproar.

 

Well fuck me! London cunts in ignorant bastard, never smelt cowshit scandal! What a fucking nightmare for them all! Apparently they could smell it when they came out of their front door! *shocked face*

 

What a bunch of absolute self-absorbed arrogant cunts londonders are? They think the entire world revolves around their entire city which in essence is a nasty grey mass of shit of self importance. Fuck them.

 

London is the best city in England mate and those Northerners who come to it and have a go at the "mess" obviously forget what their home towns look like. I had this lad having a go a few weeks back, he was from Manchester. I asked the cunt if he had been to Moss Side or Salford... fuck me the likes of Bury etc are worse than shitholes.

 

London is busy, it houses 14 million people, and has some areas which are rough but overall it's fucking ace and the nicer areas are fucking amazing.

[RedKnight]

Rashid, I reckon you're one of the people Chris is talking about. Just saying like.

 

 

And don't be sassing the North of England either.

[Guest TK-421]

What the hey, London is fine. It's a bit of a head fuck at times but the people who come here are here of their own free will.

[Section_31]

"He's a cheeky cockney conman."

[Thants]

Like the american 'race' is much more exciting. A bit silly all this.

[Thants]

What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

 

Well you big up the excitement of 2 or 3 american fairly bland candidates and dis the London 2 very bland candidates. That's why I mentioned it.

I probably shoudnt have seeing as we're proned to (relatively dull) fireworks. But hey I'm drunk.

[Thants]

It's nice to see you're still perverse to polite conversation if someone disagrees with you.

*throws sarcasm hat out of the happy window*

[Thants]

ok!

[She Knows It]

Oi, play nice you big pair of lovely, lovely children.

[madstock]

Chelsea and Fulham are my local teams

 

To quote GOB from Arrested Development: "I've made a huge mistake"

 

Same for me when I lived in West Kensington (cheapo high-rises bit of Kensington) for 8 months. D'you reckon you'll last that long?

 

Likewise myself during the "Ealing Comedy" years.

 

I can categorically state now that I will never, ever, ever, ever move back there. Probably.

[Guest TK-421]

[madstock]

 

Was a bigger fan of the cheeky Catatonia reference from Mr cochyn, however I am all repped out today.

[Jorge Borge]

London's alright. I imagine it's a completely different beast in which to live than visit, though. Maybe like acid; you just have to enjoy it and get into it because if you fight it you'll have your head done right in. I think you've got to think of it as lots of small towns joined together or the sense of community is nigh on impossible to find.

[Juniper]

London's pretty shite, most people (as with every big city really) just walk around with twatish attitudes.

 

I live right next to London these days so I'm there pretty much every weekend doing band things, I love the place but I am yet to love the people. They bring it on themselves though

[bri]

fuck me here's the news. London it's busy in rush hour ir's more than busy, in other news man invented the wheel.

 

if thats too much move.

 

bri

[bobhorse]

According to the free 'londonpaper' on the way home tonight was a mystery smell that floated over the channel and turned out to be cow manure, that had the city in an uproar.

 

Well fuck me! London cunts in ignorant bastard, never smelt cowshit scandal! What a fucking nightmare for them all! Apparently they could smell it when they came out of their front door! *shocked face*

 

What a bunch of absolute self-absorbed arrogant cunts londonders are? They think the entire world revolves around their entire city which in essence is a nasty grey mass of shit of self importance. Fuck them.

 

Chris i like you a lot