Court told man had sex with dead body

[WaltonRed]

String all sex offenders and murderers up after there first bash at it and everybody's 'appy.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

And his limes. He wasn't talking about the green citrus variety.

 

And to think, you were planning on settling down into a lifetime of domestic bliss with this 3rd rate fuckwit.

[Elmyn Noos]

Does anyone know if fucking a corpse is actually a crime? I realise of course that is something of a social taboo and I daresay the church probably frowns upon it, but can you go to jail for it?

 

If so, I need to get meself a good lawyer, because although my ex-wife was technically alive...

[madstock]

And to think, you were planning on settling down into a lifetime of domestic bliss with this 3rd rate fuckwit.

 

Aye, I reckon that she should post on the "dodged a bullet" thread there.

 

Fucking close escape if you ask me.

[She Knows It]

Does anyone know if fucking a corpse is actually a crime? I realise of course that is something of a social taboo and I daresay the church probably frowns upon it, but can you go to jail for it?

 

If so, I need to get meself a good lawyer, because although my ex-wife was technically alive...

 

I doubt there's much danger of a stiff giving consent. It must technically be rape. Unless they agree before death to let you have a go once they're dead. They could have a laminated donor-card thingy, giving their husband consent to violate them in the event of their death. That'd clear things up. Or maybe an online register.

[WaltonRed]

Its definitely a crime

[Elmyn Noos]

I doubt there's much danger of a stiff giving consent. It must technically be rape. Unless they agree before death to let you have a go once they're dead. They could have a laminated donor-card thingy, giving their husband consent to violate them in the event of their death. That'd clear things up. Or maybe an online register.

 

Like a Boner Card you mean?

[Joeys Pogo]

This is the poorest taste thread I've ever seen on here

[Elmyn Noos]

This is the poorest taste thread I've ever seen on here

 

Surely not in poorer taste than the "would you" Madeleine McCann's mother? That particular thread was a disgrace and everyone involved in it should have been ashamed of themselves.

[Tom R]

Look at this girl.

 

 

Think of what her last moments were like. Take a look at at some of the posts on this thread and have a wee word with yourselves.

 

Come on, nobody wants to be the forum nazi, but seriously...

[Joeys Pogo]

Surely not in poorer taste than the "would you" Madeleine McCann's mother? That particular thread was a disgrace and everyone involved in it should have been ashamed of themselves.

 

I didn't see that one, but personally I would say this one's worse

 

It just feels wrong man

[Captain]

I doubt there's much danger of a stiff giving consent.

 

Pissed myself.

[madstock]

This is the poorest taste thread I've ever seen on here

 

One day there will be a whole thread about the "Ashes to Gashes" business; like so many of the msn conversations that have taken place between some of the esteemed members of the group, it is infinitely in poorer taste.

 

Dead funny, though.

[She Knows It]

Look at this girl.

 

 

Think of what her last moments were like. Take a look at at some of the posts on this thread and have a wee word with yourselves.

 

Come on, nobody wants to be the forum nazi, but seriously...

 

Fair dues. Some things are too horrific to think about in any depth, and (for me) it's easier to cut off any emotional response. Sorry if I've offended anyone.

[Elmyn Noos]

Look at this girl.

 

 

Think of what her last moments were like. Take a look at at some of the posts on this thread and have a wee word with yourselves.

 

Come on, nobody wants to be the forum nazi, but seriously...

 

Of course it is awful what happened to her, but frankly it is our ability to find humour in the direst of circumstances that sets us apart from leopards - an animal which I understand finds little amusement in anything.

 

I don't think anyone's really mocking the poor girl Tom, more the ridiculous defence the accused is putting up, which to use your Lewis Hamilton stance, is frankly so shockingly bad as to be quite funny.

[Spy Bee]

When asked whether he had engaged in oral sex, he replied "I would have, but I couldn't find her head!".

 

 

 

Sorry, Tom's right.

[Joeys Pogo]

SKI

 

I don't think anybody needs to apologise - you could tell from early on in the the thread whether you think its in poor taste or not

 

I do but I didn't have to read it.

[Tom R]

Ok, fair enough, maybe you're right.

 

I'm all for pushing the boundaries and that, but I just struggle with having sex with dead people that's all.

 

Erm, I don't mean I struggle with having sex with dead people, but you know what I mean.

 

Take this to another thread, that's all. I'm uncomfortable with her image being on it. Poor thing. The mind boggles what animal could do something like this.

 

In fact animal is an insult to animals. He's not even an animal.

[Section_31]

Ok, fair enough, maybe you're right.

 

I'm all for pushing the boundaries and that, but I just struggle with having sex with dead people that's all.

 

Erm, I don't mean I struggle with having sex with dead people, but you know what I mean.

 

Take this to another thread, that's all. I'm uncomfortable with her image being on it. Poor thing. The mind boggles what animal could do something like this.

 

In fact animal is an insult to animals. He's not even an animal.

 

Amen

[Thants]

Ok, fair enough, maybe you're right.

 

I'm all for pushing the boundaries and that, but I just struggle with having sex with dead people that's all.

 

Erm, I don't mean I struggle with having sex with dead people, but you know what I mean.

 

Take this to another thread, that's all. I'm uncomfortable with her image being on it. Poor thing. The mind boggles what animal could do something like this.

 

In fact animal is an insult to animals. He's not even an animal.

 

Probably the animal that thought admitting he had sex with a young dead bleeding girl was excusable cos he was drunk.

 

The thread is horrendous taste but that's cos it's too fucking wierd to even imagine it.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I don't think anyone's really mocking the poor girl Tom, more the ridiculous defence the accused is putting up, which to use your Lewis Hamilton stance, is frankly so shockingly bad as to be quite funny.

 

Bingo. Nobody is mocking the girl, her passing or the way in which she died Tom....there is discussion about the defence put forward, which as Noos says is shockingly bad...context Mr.Ross, context....in fact, I don't think the girl has really been mentioned.

[Rafatolah]

Necrophillia is when you shag a dead body. There's been loads of cases in the states of funeral parlour workers getting arrested over it. It's a surprisingly frequent thing over there. People pay the workers as well to have alone time with the corpses.

 

There's some sick bastards out there.

[Tom R]

Bingo. Nobody is mocking the girl, her passing or the way in which she died Tom....there is discussion about the defence put forward, which as Noos says is shockingly bad...context Mr.Ross, context....in fact, I don't think the girl has really been mentioned.

 

 

yeahIknow

[madstock]

Yes, it was utterly fucking terrible, and I don't think that any one person who has posted on the thread would say otherwise (apart from maybe PB); when I first heard the story I thought it was the most horrific tragedy that I had seen for a long, long time; it is easier to dehumanise than to dwell in some circumstances though. (Of course not for her family, friends etc.)

 

I guess it all comes back to "boundaries of taste", and on an uncensored forum populated by people that can choose to read or not to read, the boundaries are pretty flexible.

[Spy Bee]

On the forums title page it had GF and FF topics.

 

GF

Court told man had sex with dead body

FF

What a man